I’ll Pay You A Billion Dollars If You Guess The Rating Of ‘Piranha 3DD’*

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Posted by EvanDickson on April 05, 2012 @ 12:14am
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3piranha3dd031512 Ill Pay You A Billion Dollars If You Guess The Rating Of Piranha 3DD*

*Just kidding. I’m not sure there was ever any doubt what Dimension Films’ Piranha 3DD would be rated. I suppose there was slight a chance there’d be an ‘unrated’ version, but I just imagined that was what the eventual DVD/Blu cut would be. Dimension, like any other distributor, needs to get paid. And the only way to do that is with an “R” (a “PG13″ would be the antithesis of this franchise).

Piranha 3DD has been rated R for “Sequences of strong bloody horror violence and gore, graphic nudity, sexual content, language and some drug use.”

The John Gulagar-directed sequel was penned by Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan. Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and David Hasselhoff all star.

Hit the jump to take a look at the VERY R-Rated trailer. READ MORE

‘Piranha 3DD’ Hits Just In Time For Beach Season!

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Posted by EvanDickson on March 13, 2012 @ 7:45pm
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Piranha 3DD Hits Just In Time For Beach Season!

We knew it would be a simultaneous theatrical and VOD release, but we didn’t know when. Now we do. Dimension Films’ Piranha 3DD will be released on June 1st. Just in time for summer water park fun.

“There’s something in the water… again. And this time no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of the best summer attraction, The Big Wet Water Park.”

Piranha 3DD reteams Feast director John Gulagar with writers Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan. Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and David Hasselhoff all star.

You’ve already seen the trailer, but that won’t stop me from including it after the jump. READ MORE

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DVD release October 17th: A group of strangers gather in a bar where they’re attacked and systematically killed by monsters. The film was a product of “Project Greenlight”, the program created by Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Chris Moore to showcase new talent.

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Posted by Bloody Disgusting Staff on September 22, 2006 @ 12:00am
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DVD release October 17th: A group of strangers gather in a bar where they’re attacked and systematically killed by monsters. The film was a product of “Project Greenlight”, the program created by Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Chris Moore to showcase new talent.