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[OMFG] The Smurfs Singing Metal In German Is Terrifying

Music
Posted by JonathanBarkan on March 09, 2012 @ 8:15pm
Category: Music / News

reallifesmurf [OMFG] The Smurfs Singing Metal In German Is Terrifying

This Smurf is creepy. I’d step on him. (source)

I was never a fan of The Smurfs. There wasn’t a single thing about the show that I enjoyed. I was more drawn to Ren and Stimpy, Duckman, Tales From The Crypt, Reboot, Doug, Pirates of the Dark Water, etc… Basically, I liked the darker shows, the ones that had adult themes running throughout that children never really picked up on.

That being said, seeing Smurf puppets sing death metal in German is one of the more intimidating things I’ve seen today. So, below, check out YouTube favorite AndyRehfeldt‘s mashup!

Movies
Posted by EvanDickson on March 07, 2012 @ 4:41pm
Category: Movies / Home Video

BreakLand30712 Bloody German Slasher Break Hitting DVD On April 16th

Trinity X are giving a DVD release to the graphic German ‘backwoods slasher’ Break on April 16, 2012. The film, directed by Matthias Olof Eich, is described as a brutal game of sadistic cat-and-mouse between the sexes that goes to the extreme.

In the film “Four young girlfriends head out to the Canadian woods for some downtime. But downtime turns to terror time when they discover a pile of intestines and a pair of severed feet dangling from a tree. The friends begin to realise humans are the preferred prey and that they are being hunted. Armed with bows and arrows, two brutal rednecks are on the rampage and the girls’ blood-soaked battle for survival begins.”

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