[OMFG] Traumatic Anal Devastation Hits Newt Gingrich Rally

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Posted by JonathanBarkan on February 07, 2012 @ 10:59pm
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Last Thursday, Newt Gingrich was holding a rally in Las Vegas to garner support for his presidential bid. Well, local grindcore band Traumatic Anal Devastation didn’t take too kindly to that idea and showed up to the rally, plugged in, and were able to get off about five minutes of song time before the police showed up and shut them down. According to Gingrich staffer Terry Foley, it was like, ”…the sound of a tank driving through a minefield.” Meanwhile, band vocalist Chip “Gravelthroat” Corbin stated that the band did this as a statement regarding their agenda for equal rights, animal rights, and support of anti-war movements across the world.

No matter what, I can’t stop laughing at the band name. Absolutely ridiculous. Check out some more information here.

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[OMFG] Lamb Of God And Kesha Bring You ‘Tik Tok Redneck’

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Posted by JonathanBarkan on January 25, 2012 @ 6:05pm
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keshalambofgod [OMFG] Lamb Of God And Kesha Bring You Tik Tok Redneck

YouTube user Isonine (Facebook) has created another amazing metal/pop mashup. This time he has taken Lamb Of God‘s Redneck and mashed it headfirst into Kesha‘s Tik Tok. End result? Probably the danciest metal song I’ve heard in a while. Check it out below and get ready to shake that rump. READ MORE

[LOL] Beyoncé Forced To Give Baby To Witch Who Granted Her Fame

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Posted by JonathanBarkan on January 10, 2012 @ 4:38pm
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beyoncetheonionwitchbaby [LOL] Beyoncé Forced To Give Baby To Witch Who Granted Her Fame
The Internet’s most reliable news source (sarcasm) The Onion is reporting that Beyoncé is being forced to give up her new baby girl, Blue Ivy, to Grisora, the witch that granted her fame and success when Beyoncé was just a young girl. The RnB singer gave birth to the child a few days ago with father Jay-Z in attendance. According to the news report, Jay-Z reportedly offered the witch a room full of gold to keep her at bay. Alas, the offer was denied. It should also be noted that the witch Grisora bears a striking resemblance to the gypsy woman from Drag Me To Hell.
Seriously though, this video had me laughing quite heartily. I recommend you check it out below.

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[LOL] Beyoncé Forced To Give Baby To Witch Who Granted Her Fame

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Posted by JonathanBarkan on January 10, 2012 @ 4:38pm
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beyoncetheonionwitchbaby [LOL] Beyoncé Forced To Give Baby To Witch Who Granted Her Fame

The Internet’s most reliable news source (sarcasm) The Onion is reporting that Beyoncé is being forced to give up her new baby girl, Blue Ivy, to Grisora, the witch that granted her fame and success when Beyoncé was just a young girl. The RnB singer gave birth to the child a few days ago with father Jay-Z in attendance. According to the news report, Jay-Z reportedly offered the witch a room full of gold to keep her at bay. Alas, the offer was denied. It should also be noted that the witch Grisora bears a striking resemblance to the gypsy woman from Drag Me To Hell.
Seriously though, this video had me laughing quite heartily. I recommend you check it out below.

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See What The Rock Stars See On Facebook In The ‘Venue C*ck Art’ Group

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Posted by JonathanBarkan on May 11, 2011 @ 5:38pm
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It’s Wednesday, so I figure a little humor will help make the week go by faster. Therefore, let me tell you an anecdote. My pal Jamie (drummer of Tesseract) took advantage of Facebook’s “Add any friend you want immediately to your group without them being okay with it” function. Normally, I get pissed off in these situations and immediately leave and block that group. However, this group is something so magnificent, so hilarious, that I had to remain a part of it. For, you see, this group is the “Venue C*ck Art” group, a forum where musicians, artists, and whomever so desires, can post pictures of the various male genitalia graffiti they see in venue green rooms across the world. Join the group at the link above.

Here’s a quote from Jamie: ”As any touring musician will know, the walls of most backstage rooms at venues around the world are generally flooded with extremely detailed drawings of male genitalia. This page is here to acknowledge and appreciate the good ones, and SHAME the terrible ones. SHARE”
Check after the jump for the first of what will hopefully be many hysterical images. WARNING: if a drawing of a cowboy penis that looks like a melding of Krang (TMNT) and Audrey II (Little Shop Of Horrors) offends you, go away. 

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