Purchasing items in video games is rarely easy. There’s usually multiple in-game currencies to deal with, crazy expensive items, inventory/weight management, comparing the stats on that dagger you have equipped with the shiny new one, the burning question of whether you should sell that mysterious new item now or save it for later… it can be a real pain.
I never thought of it until now, but shopkeepers have it pretty bad too. Between the dangerous customers who have no problem looting their goods and the insane work hours, I feel really bad for them. You probably will too after you watch this video, courtesy of the lovely souls over at Cracked.
We don’t often think about it, but video game characters have needs. You can only invest so much of your life into saving the world, defeating bosses, and solving puzzles, so it’s understandable that Lara Croft, Mario, and even the Tetris blocks have sexual appetites that need satisfying. Comedy website Golden Moustache has offered an insightful and thought provoking look into the sexual lives of some of our favorite video game characters.
Who am I kidding — the first scene has Mario giving Peach his mushroom as Luigi watches from the corner of the room. The best part is that might be one of the classier scenes. Check it out after the jump!
I loved Limbo for its gloomy atmosphere, clever traps, and gorgeous, simple visuals. The whole black and white thing worked for it, but now that I’ve seen what the world really looks like I’m kind of wishing I had brought a flashlight with me on my second playthrough. Check it out below.
Talk about a Shyamalan twist! I have an irrational fear of spiders, a fear that ranks right below clowns in my list of things that I’d very much like to set on fire when I see them. But a playful, pink spider with big puppy dog eyes? Actually, no, I still totally want it dead. READ MORE
Don’t ever date a Big Daddy’s Little Sister, which is actually his daughter — does that ever get confusing for them? Does he call her Little Sister, or does she have a name? Maybe I’m looking too deeply into this. The results for breaking this rule can include, but aren’t necessarily limited to, a drill in your face, a drill in your abdomen, or a drill in your anus. Check out the video below, it’s pretty great.
That guy had it rough. I mean, meeting the family is always awkward, and he seemed gentlemanly enough, but at least he didn’t try and have a go with her Big Sister. I can’t see that ending well. READ MORE