Obama Announces Anti-Monster Weapon -MechaGodzilla!
Today President Barack Obama faced the entire world, and announced his newest budget-busting idea, the deficit feeding, prehistorically inspired behemoth – “MECHAGODZILLA”. The announcement hot off the heels of the announcement that the President would be putting together a crack-team of numerically inclined “professionals” to help think-tank new ideas on how to cut the National Debt. When asked if these Super Minions were also bionic the President chuckled and replied dryly “At their tender age, let’s face it, who isn’t?“, to which the room erupted into laughter. Read on for the skinny…





















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