By day Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse, someone you wouldn’t hesitate to trust your life with. But by night, her real work begins…using her smoldering sexuality she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths and exposes them for who they really are. When a younger nurse starts to suspect Abby’s actions and compromises her master plan, Abby must find a way to outsmart her long enough to bring the cheater you’d least expect to justice.
The entire internet began piling up on Scary Movie 5 after the incredibly lame new trailer (below) was released last week. According to critics, it looked as if Dimension Films did a bunch of reshoots to cram in spoofs of newer films arriving this year. And it appears they’re correct. A new synopsis promises that you’ll see bad pop culture jokes blended with references to Paranormal Activity, Mama, Sinister, Evil Dead, Inception and Black Swan when it hits theaters on April 12.
But the bizarre story here is that Dimension has just supplied us with a “new” one-sheet, which I’ve personally dubbed the “super friggin’ lame poster.” It’s the exact same one as previously released only all of the “cool”, if you can even call it that, has been removed. Snoop Dog now blows smoke over the creatures face, Charlie Sheen’s hilarious (not really) ghost boner is gone, Katrina Bowden looks less scary, as does Sarah Hyland. Huge fail here, but I guess this was to appease the dreaded MPAA?
Scary Movie 5 is directed by Malcolm Lee who teamed up and worked side by side with comedy director David Zucker. It features pop culture stars Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Simon Rex, Jerry O’Connell, Sarah Hyland, Katrina Bowden, Tyler Posey, Shad Moss aka Bow Wow, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Mac Miller and Mike Tyson. READ MORE
Today I spoke at length with director Doug Aarniokoski about his upcoming post-apocalyptic thriller The Day and, while I’ll be sharing my full interview with him next week closer to that film’s release, I figured I’d go ahead and let you in on some juicy tidbits he dropped regarding Nurse 3D.
We’ve shown you some tantalizing imagery from the film (which stars Paz De La Huerta, Katrina Bowden, Corbin Bleu, Boris Kodjoe, Dita Von Teese, Adam Herschman, Neal McDonough, Niecy Nash and Nick Turturro), and now we have a rundown on exactly how crazy it is.
When I asked him what he was surprised to have gotten away with on the film he answered, “The amount of sexuality and combined violence. It was really [nuts]. It’s that kind of movie where you’re like, “how can I portray this and get away with it?” It was about bringing it to the screen in a way that was engaging, erotic, dangerous, scary, nasty and brutal all at the same time. That was the dance for me.”
The Day is fast approaching its release (via Anchor Bay/WWE Studios) on August 29th. Head inside for some more Nurse 3D talk (and beware of the NSFW poster)! READ MORE
Earlier this morning I received an extremely cool package from the good folks at Lionsgate. What was inside was brand new Nurse 3D art with a letter that says it’s a limited edition collectible with only 100 in print.
Inspired by the highly controversial Time cover from this past May, Marketing Exec. and photographer Tim Palen created an absolutely gorgeous and artistic new Nurse 3D poster that’s extremely NOT WORK SAFE. Shot in black and white, the eye-catching art features a man about to suckle on a breast. Hopefully it belongs to Paz De La Huerta… The studio has always been on the forefront of bold, sophisticated, and astoundingly artistic advertising for their genre film. We’ve included some previous works from the Saw “Nurse” posters to one-sheets from the Saw and Hostel films, all released by Lionsgate.
Doug Aarniokoski (The Day) directs Nurse 3D, which stars Paz De La Huerta, Katrina Bowden, Corbin Bleu, Boris Kodjoe, Dita Von Teese, Adam Herschman, Neal McDonough, Niecy Nash and Nick Turturro.
“By day Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse, someone you wouldn’t hesitate to trust your life with. But by night, her real work begins…using her smoldering sexuality she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths and exposes them for who they really are. When a younger nurse starts to suspect Abby’s actions and compromises her master plan, Abby must find a way to outsmart her long enough to bring the cheater you’d least expect to justice.” READ MORE
Anchor Bay Entertainment and Dimension Films announced today the 3D Blu-ray Combo Pack and DVD release of the campy comedy-horror film, Piranha 3DD. A sequel to Piranha 3D – the 2010 reboot of the fan-favorite franchise from the ‘70s – Piranha 3DD stars Danielle Panabaker (The Crazies, Friday the 13th), Katrina Bowden (TV’s “30 Rock”), David Koechner (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Get Smart), David Hasselhoff (TV’s “Baywatch,” “Knight Rider”), Christopher Lloyd (Piranha 3D, Back to the Future), and Gary Busey (Lethal Weapon, The Buddy Holly Story). Directed by John Gulager (Feast) and written by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton (the writing team behind four Saw and three Feast titles), Piranha 3DD heads to retail on September 4.
A fun, amusing ride for the audience, the Piranha 3DD Blu-ray Combo Pack and DVD special features include an Audio Commentary with the filmmakers; “The Story Behind the DD”; “The Hofftastic World of David Hasselhoff”; “Busey’s Bloopers”; “Wet and Wild with David Koechner”; Deleted Scenes; and “A Lesson with John McEnroe – A Dimension Short Film.” READ MORE
After the terror unleashed on Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood thirsty piranhas are back. This time, no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of summer’s best attraction, The Big Wet Water Park. Christopher Lloyd reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor Paul Scheer and a partially devoured Ving Rhames back for more fish frenzy. David Hasselhoff trades in the sandy beaches of “Baywatch” to be a celebrity lifeguard at the racy water park. Prepare for double the terror, double the action and double the Ds.
Dimension Films has provided Bloody Disgusting with a trio of clips from Piranha 3DD, the John Gulager-directed sequel arriving on VOD and in limited theaters June 1. It promises twice the terror and double the D’s
“There’s something in the water… again. And this time no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of the best summer attraction, The Big Wet Water Park.”
Reteaming Gulager with Feast writers Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton, the bloody sequel is jam-packed with stars including Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and even David Hasselhoff. READ MORE
‘Nothing333′ just tipped us off to the red band NSFW trailer for Dimension Films’ Piranha 3DD, the John Gulagar-directed sequel swimming into theaters and VOD June 1. The footage is similar to the leaked international trailer, but there’s a bit more nudity, and a great one-liner from the Hoff!
The sequel, penned by Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan, continues down the path of “ridiculous” as the piranha this time make their way into swimming pools, pipes, plumping and such at a newly opened waterpark named “Wilderness Waters”! The race is on to save the town from these flesh-eating creatures that are leaving a bloodbath in their wake.
Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and David Hasselhoff all star. READ MORE
Thanks to BD readers ‘DJblack1313′ and ‘FreddyKrueger13′ we’ve got our grubby little mitts on a whopping 29 images from Dimension Films’ Piranha 3DD, the John Gulagar-directed sequel swimming into theaters and VOD June 1.
The sequel, penned by Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan, continues down the path of “ridiculous” as the piranha this time make their way into swimming pools, pipes, plumping and such at a newly opened waterpark named “Wilderness Waters”! The race is on to save the town from these flesh-eating creatures that are leaving a bloodbath in their wake.
Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and David Hasselhoff all star. READ MORE
We’ve just now landed the full official trailer for Dimension Films’ Piranha 3DD that I personally think is better than Alex Aja’s 2010 remake. The footage is over-the-top insane, and gives multiple homage to some of our favorite horror classics (including the infamous bathtub scene in A Nightmare On Elm Street). It looks absolutely amazing. Thanks to BD reader ‘DJblack1313′ for tipping us off.
“There’s something in the water… again. And this time no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of the best summer attraction, The Big Wet Water Park.”
Piranha 3DD reteams Feast director John Gulagar with writers Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan. Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and David Hasselhoff all star.
A release date is still forthcoming. READ MORE
Updated: We’ve now added ginormous, hi-res versions of both international one-sheets!
Bloody Disgusting has landed your first look at the first official international teaser poster for Dimension Films’ Piranha 3DD that promises “Double the action. Double the terror. Double the D’s.” Thanks to BD reader ‘FreddyKrueger13′ for tipping us off.
“There’s something in the water… again. And this time no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of the best summer attraction, The Big Wet Water Park.”
Piranha 3DD reteams Feast director John Gulagar with writers Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan. Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and David Hasselhoff all star.
A release date is still forthcoming. READ MORE
Updated: BD has confirmed that the first poster is an official international version. We’ve also discovered a second that’s been added below.
Bloody Disgusting has landed your first look at the first official international teaser poster for Dimension Films’ Piranha 3DD that promises “Double the action. Double the terror. Double the D’s.” Thanks to BD reader ‘FreddyKrueger13′ for tipping us off.
“There’s something in the water… again. And this time no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of the best summer attraction, The Big Wet Water Park.”
Piranha 3DD reteams Feast director John Gulagar with writers Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan. Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and David Hasselhoff all star.
A release date is still forthcoming. READ MORE
“30 Rock” sex bomb Katrina Bowden is featured on the cover of this month’s Maximum magazine where she talks about her upcoming horror roles. Having already starred in Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Bowden can also be seen in Dimension Films’ upcoming Piranha 3DD and Lionsgate’s Nurse 3D. That’s a hole lotta 3-D.
In speaking to the mag, she says this about Doug Aarniokoski’s Nurse 3D, which also features Paz De La Huerta, Corbin Bleu, Boris Kodjoe, Dita Von Teese, Adam Herschman, Neal McDonough, Niecy Nash, and Nick Turturro.
“It’s definitely different from what I’ve done. It’s kind of like “Dexter” meets Single White Female. Paz de la Huerta and I are both nurses. But she’s a serial killer, and she kind of becomes obsessed with me.”
Little does she know that we’re all obsessed with her. Nurse 3D and Piranha 3DD are both awaiting 2012 release slots. READ MORE
While I was on the set of Resident Evil: Retribution yesterday in Toronto we had a chance to sit down with Boris Kodjoe who plays Luther West in the film. While I can’t say anything about Retribution yet, it appears the filming of Doug Aarniokoski’s Nurse 3D, had quite the effect on him.
Context is everything, when the words came out of his mouth he looked like a man who had been to war – and was glad to be back.
When asked about Nurse 3D he offered “Yeah, that was interesting. That was very interesting. It’s a completely different movie. NURSES is like a I don’t even know what that is. It’s like a sociopathic sort of crime thriller with lots of blood and gore. I don’t like to be stuck in one specific genre, because if it’s one specific genre I’ll get to play that specific character over and over again. So I was looking forward to doing something different, which I did in ‘Nurse’”
Are you one of the unfaithful guys the Nurse comes after? “ I play the detective who’s after her.”
It sounds wild. “It is very wild. To say the least.”
Nurse 3D also stars Paz De La Huerta, Katrina Bowden and Corbin Bleu. De La Huerta (“Boardwalk Empire”) plays Abby, a nurse who uses her sexuality to indulge a sinister side that finds her punishing dishonest men. Bleu will play Bowden’s boyfriend, a paramedic at the hospital who becomes entangled in Abby’s murderous web.
“By day Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse, someone you wouldn’t hesitate to trust your life with. But by night, her real work begins…using her smoldering sexuality she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths and exposes them for who they really are. When a younger nurse starts to suspect Abby’s actions and compromises her master plan, Abby must find a way to outsmart her long enough to bring the cheater you’d least expect to justice.” READ MORE
It looks as if IMDB was in fact correct with two of the three names joining Lionsgate’s Nurse 3D, their slasher being helmed by Doug Aarniokoski.
Both Boris Kodjoe (Resident Evil: Afterlife) and Adam Herschman (Accepted, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay) have in fact joined the shooting cast, alongside Neal McDonough (The Hitcher, Captain America), Niecy Nash (“American Dad! ,” “Reno 911″) and Nick Turturro (Hellraiser: Inferno). They join the previously announced Paz De La Huerta, Katrina Bowden and Corbin Bleu. Dita Von Teese will NOT be starring.
De La Huerta (“Boardwalk Empire”) stars as Abby, a nurse who uses her sexuality to indulge a sinister side that finds her punishing dishonest men. Bleu will play Bowden’s boyfriend, a paramedic at the hospital who becomes entangled in Abby’s murderous web.
According to Lionsgate, the psycho-sexual 3D thriller is inspired by the photography of the company’s chief marketing officer, Tim Palen.
“By day Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse, someone you wouldn’t hesitate to trust your life with. But by night, her real work begins…using her smoldering sexuality she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths and exposes them for who they really are. When a younger nurse starts to suspect Abby’s actions and compromises her master plan, Abby must find a way to outsmart her long enough to bring the cheater you’d least expect to justice.”
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*Revised Update #3: We’re being told Dita Von Teese is not in the movie, but the other two actors are.
Boris Kodjoe (Resident Evil: Afterlife), Dita Von Teese and Adam Herschman (Accepted, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay) will join Corbin Bleu, Paz De La Huerta and Katrina Bowden in Lionsgate’s Nurse 3D, reports IMDB.
De La Huerta (“Boardwalk Empire”) stars as Abby, a nurse who uses her sexuality to indulge a sinister side that finds her punishing dishonest men. Bleu will play Bowden’s boyfriend, a paramedic at the hospital who becomes entangled in Abby’s murderous web.
According to Lionsgate, the psycho-sexual 3D thriller is inspired by the photography of the company’s chief marketing officer, Tim Palen.
“By day Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse, someone you wouldn’t hesitate to trust your life with. But by night, her real work begins…using her smoldering sexuality she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths and exposes them for who they really are. When a younger nurse starts to suspect Abby’s actions and compromises her master plan, Abby must find a way to outsmart her long enough to bring the cheater you’d least expect to justice.”
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High School Musical star Corbin Bleu (who looks to be inspired by Side Show Bob) is set to join Paz De La Huerta and Katrina Bowden in Lionsgate’s Nurse 3D, reports Variety.
De La Huerta (“Boardwalk Empire”) stars as Abby, a nurse who uses her sexuality to indulge a sinister side that finds her punishing dishonest men.
Bleu will play Bowden’s boyfriend, a paramedic at the hospital who becomes entangled in Abby’s murderous web.
According to Lionsgate, the psycho-sexual 3D thriller is inspired by the photography of the company’s chief marketing officer, Tim Palen.
“By day Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse, someone you wouldn’t hesitate to trust your life with. But by night, her real work begins…using her smoldering sexuality she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths and exposes them for who they really are. When a younger nurse starts to suspect Abby’s actions and compromises her master plan, Abby must find a way to outsmart her long enough to bring the cheater you’d least expect to justice.”
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Katrina Bowden, who shows some leg in Magnolia Pictures’ upcoming Tucker & Dale vs. Evil and Piranha 3DD for Dimension, has landed a role in Lionsgate’s Nurse 3D. She’ll star alongside “Boardwalk Empire”‘s Paz De La Huerta.
Both of them will play nurses who lure unfaithful men into their fatal web in the Douglas Aarniokoski-directed thriller.
“By day Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse, someone you wouldn’t hesitate to trust your life with. But by night, her real work begins…using her smoldering sexuality she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths and exposes them for who they really are. When a younger nurse starts to suspect Abby’s actions and compromises her master plan, Abby must find a way to outsmart her long enough to bring the cheater you’d least expect to justice.”
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Grab a drink and a cheeseburger because David Hasselhoff is heading back to the water in this year’s Piranha 3DD. He joins the previously announced cast which includes Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka and David Koechner.
Trading in the sandy beaches of “Baywatch” for terror at The Big Wet Water Park, Hasselhoff will face off with the flesh eating fish of Piranha 3DD on November 23, 2011.
Writers Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan reteam with Feast director John Gulgar for this wet and wild bloodfest.
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Bloody Disgusting received breaking news that Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction) and Paul Scheer (“The League,” “Human Giant”) have signed on to join the cast of Piranha 3DD after surviving last year’s feast.
The boys are back but will they survive another sharp toothed invasion?
They join the previously announced Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Meagan Tandy, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Hector Jimenez, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Gary Busey and Katrina Bowden, while “this time no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of the best summer attraction, The Big Wet Water Park.”
Piranha 3DD is currently in production and will splash into theaters nationwide on November 23, 2011.
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