[Blu-ray Review] ‘White Zombie’ is a Fun, Eerie Film

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

The zombie thing is outta control. The genre has become so mainstream my mother references The Walking Dead. So let’s all knock it off, take a step back, and enjoy the classics. Like White Zombie, the 1932 pre-code zombie flick directed by filmmaking bros Victor and Edward Halperin. The film has grown mighty in stature over the years – some musician named Rob even named his band after the film – and now it’s getting a well-deserved Blu-ray treatment from Kino Classics. READ MORE

[BD Review] ‘Female Vampire’ Kind Of… Bites

Reviewed by Patrick Cooper

The folks at Kino and Redemption Films have been showing the maestro of soft-core sleaze Jess Franco some love on Blu-ray lately. They released a humble disc of his 1975 sadomasochist horror film Exorcism with no features besides the alternate cut (Demoniac). For his 1973 film Female Vampire, they’ve included some special features as well as the less-explicit alternate cut. It’s a nice package for his fans, but the film itself suffers from the drawbacks of nearly every Franco film.

The filmmaker’s muse and late wife Lina Romay stars as the Countess Irina Karlstein, a mute woman who lives with her family’s curse of having to drink bodily fluids to survive. Not blood, cum. Both male and female. She feeds by going down on her victims and once they orgasm she drains them of their fluids and they die. It’s not explained how this kills them, but this isn’t the type of film to sweat over details.

The Countess returns to her ancestral home on the Portuguese island of Madeira, making the locals wary and the men horny. There she lurks around all sexy like, usually with just a cape and boots on, engaging in sexual relations with men and women alike. She finishes them off in more ways than one, if ya catch my drift. She even has a dopey assistant who lures victims to her home. That’s really about it as far as the story goes. There is a weak sub-plot thrown in concerning a writer (Jack Taylor) who falls in love with the Countess, but that flaccid emotional story quickly finds its boner and devolves into a round of deadly oral sex.

The erotic scenes in Female Vampire are excruciatingly long and make up about the first hour of this 100-minute movie. There’s one solo scene with Lina where she’s writhing around on a bed for something like seven minutes. This is after she performs fellatio on the bedpost. Franco films these scenes very clumsily. He erratically zooms-in on crotches and butts like he just hit puberty. As sexy as Lina is, these scenes are nothing but tedious.

Luckily Redemption has included the 70-minute cut of the film, titled Erotikill. This version cuts out much of the sex in exchange for more violence. This version also seems to imply that Countess Karlstein feeds on blood like a normal ass vampire.

For Franco fetishists, this disc is a must-have. It’s a well-made package with some brief, but well-produced features. For those unfamiliar with Franco, you might want to check this out via your preferred method of rental.

A/V

Redemption Films presents Female Vampire in 1080p from a print containing an abundance of scratches, specks, and sporadic brightness fluctuations. No digital tampering has been done, which honestly may have weakened the film’s foggy, natural look. There are audio tracks in English and French, both in lossless DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0. The English dubbing sounds silly, so I recommend watching it in French with English subtitles.

Special Features

Erotikill – a 70-minute, less explicit cut of the film.

Destiny in Soft Focus: Jess Franco Remembers Female Vampire (13:00) – Franco reminisces on the film and his relationship with Lina.

Words for Lina (13:00) – a nice tribute by co-star Jean-Pierre Bouyxou. He tells some anecdotes about Lina, always stressing how great her sense of humor was. He calls her a “guttersnipe.”

Trailers for Franco’s Exorcism, The Nude Vampire, The Rape of the Vampire, Female Vampire, and Requiem for a Vampire.

[BD Review] ‘The Living Dead Girl’ Is A B-Level Film Worth Watching

Review by James A. Janisse

Jean Rollin was a legendary French filmmaker who released dozens of fantasy and horror films over a career spanning more than five decades. Many of his earlier films dealt with vampires, but 1982’s La Morte Vivante (The Living Dead Girl) features a different type of undead character in the form of Catherine Valmont, a deceased young woman brought back to life after a chemical spill in her tomb.

The Living Dead Girl’s opening scene establishes the film’s low production values. A couple of crypt robbers stumble around some underground tunnels until they find the coffins containing Catherine and her mother. An “earth tremor” knocks over a barrel containing chemicals stored nearby, causing Catherine to come back to life – violently. She claws out one guy’s eyeballs and tears out the other’s throat. The blood is bountiful even though the effects aren’t great, and clumsy editing further weakens the attack, but the graphic deaths and piercing screams still leave a lasting impression.

The film has quite a few other scenes that follow this gore-centered approach, including the intensely unsettling ending. Most of them come about because of Catherine’s childhood friend Helene, who at first doesn’t realize the undead state that Catherine is in. Once she does, though, she devotes herself entirely to sustaining Catherine’s need for human flesh. She begins to entrap victims for Catherine to murder and eat, but eventually Catherine realizes exactly what she is and tries to stop, willing to sacrifice herself if it means nobody else getting eaten. Helene is less than content with the plan and pushes Catherine to continue the carnage until she herself is murdered and eaten.
Catherine is played by the hauntingly beautiful Françoise Blanchard, able to be at once both terrifying and angelic. She has a virginal and doll-like appearance with her soft skin, long blonde hair, and continuous vacant stare, and this appearance clashes with the violence of her cannibalism – especially during the finale, in which she kills and eats Helene with an animalistic intensity. Marina Pierro, as Helene, is much less impressive and a fraction as riveting, her dull glances made even more lifeless through frequent close-ups.

Despite its short runtime, the film moves at a very slow pace. Rollin gives his shots consideration and creates compositions that are nice to look at, but he eschews any serious editing, letting his shots and scenes go on as long as they possibly can. We see characters enter and wait to watch them leave. The killing scenes are actually interspersed throughout a whole lot of melodrama, especially between Catherine and Helene, whose relationship seems to teeter between Sapphic and sisterly.

Between the occasionally poor acting and the consistently poor special effects, The Living Dead Girl can be a bit of a bore to watch, but there is something intriguing about watching Helene slowly become the true monster as Catherine grows more aware of her unnatural existence. It’s nice to look at, and the finale really is a triumph in effective horror filmmaking. It has plenty of flaws, but Jean Rollins was passionate about the films that he made. That passion shines through The Living Dead Girl and turns it into a B-level horror film worth watching.

Video: The BluRay transfer gives us a nice picture quality for this 1982 film. Even with its low budget, Rollin uses the 35mm celluloid to his advantage and creates nice composition and captures lots of bright red blood everywhere.

Sound: The mix is pretty imbalanced. Screams are turned up way too high and require a volume adjustment for every kill scene. Even dialogue between characters in the same scene is uneven. The American couple, whose scenes are already pointless and boring, suffer from this the most – Carina Barone’s lines come out like she’s talking loudly in an empty room while Mike Marshall’s utterances are barely audible.

Extras / Special Features:

Introduction from Jean Rollin (2 minutes): The aged filmmaker discusses how his first gore film was received in Europe, winning over the audience at its festival premiere. These statements are shot in grainy crimson footage, and Rollin’s heavily accented English is hard to follow. A mostly unnecessary extra.

Jean-Pierre Bouyxou on La Morte Vivante (7 minutes): French film critic Jean-Pierre Bouyxou, who was involved in the making of the film, sits on a couch and talks about his experience during the movie’s production. His speech includes some very tedious pauses whose omission would cut the interview’s runtime in half. His account is mildly interesting, and he ends the segment talking about Françoise Blanchard’s body and “shamelessness”.

The Living Dead Girl: The American Version (7 minutes): The Living Dead Girl was shot under unusual circumstances, with a French (Rollin’s) and American (Gregory Heller’s) version being shot concomitantly with the same cast and crew (only the director and the camera changed). Bouyxou gives what I imagine to be a pretty biased account of the animosity between Rollin and Heller. This footage comes from the same interview as the previous featurette’s, and Bouyxou’s speech is just as irritatingly stalled.

Music by Philippe D’ram (8 minutes): Composer Philippe D’ram talks about how he created the film’s score. D’ram’s knowledgeable about his craft and is able to convey the information easily, though he does get a little pedantic at some points. Lots of interesting stuff about the zither and the digital synthesizer he used, the DX7.

When I Was Seventeen: An Homage to Benoit Lestang (12 minutes): A featurette looking at make-up artist Benoit Lestang, who was hired by Rollin without any experience or credentials. Lestang talks about how little he knew and how awful he thought the final result was, basically apologizing for the film’s subpar effects. They were actually so bad to him that he spent the next four years in make-up school and emerged to find a newly-invigorated horror film industry in which to try out his new talents. Bouyxou pops up again to basically talk shit about Lestang and his effects, giving out plenty of backhanded compliments that seem even more out of place when you realize that Lestang died in 2008.

Jean Rollin at Fantasia (36 minutes): More than a half hour of footage of Jean Rollin at a 2007 convention. He presents one of his older films and then takes a Q&A session which offers a lot of valuable insight into his mind. He’s MUCH more articulate in his native French than he seemed speaking in broken English in the 2 minute introduction, and it’s nice to see him speaking for himself after so many featurettes discussing him second-hand. Rollin seems passionate and very aware of his status as a cult director. The best part is his response to someone asking him what he thought when audience members laughed at his films. He describes how that used to bother him, but with time, he came to accept and enjoy such a reaction because he realized it was appropriate. He’s a refreshingly honest filmmaker who seems to genuinely enjoy interacting with fans.

Excerpt of an interview with Jean Rollin by Joshua T. Gravel (3 minutes): A return to the Rollin of the introduction, in full grainy and broken English glory. He basically just describes a scene in the movie. Again, pretty pointless.

12-page booklet with an essay by Tim Lucas, editor of Video Watchdog: A really nice booklet lines the BluRay case, containing another written statement attesting to the genius of Jean Rollin.

[BD Review] Redemption Films Brings Body Snatching to Blu-ray With ‘Burke and Hare’

Reviewed by Mike Erb

Director Vernon Sewell made over 30 movies in his career, and Burke & Hare ‘72 was the last film he ever directed. Take that however you will, because Burke & Hare is not a good movie. Redemption Films put a lot of love into making this Blu-ray nice, but the effort is wasted on a cheesy failure.

Burke & Hare is about the infamous serial murders and body snatchers of 1820s Edinburgh, Scotland. The story goes that William Burke and Thomas Hare are trying to make ends meet when they realize that they can sell the bodies of their dying tenants to local medical colleges for good money. Once they sell their first cadaver to university professor Dr. Knox, the duo sees real potential in the business of body snatching. The trick is that traditional grave robbing is too competitive and waiting for their tenants to die naturally is just too slow. So, Burke and Hare are inspired to pick off the drunks and beggars on the street for fast cash. All of this is happening while a young medical student falls in love with a prostitute at a cheeky, shenanigan-prone brothel. READ MORE

[BD Review] ‘The Blood Beast Terror’

When Hammer hit it big with their horror period pieces and franchising strategy during the 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s, Amicus wasn’t the only British studio trying to recreate the magic. Tigon British Films, which also produced outside of the genre, entered the fray in the mid-60’s and went on to release Witchfinder General and Blood on Satan’s Claw, two “folk” horror films that are still – to this day – held in high esteem. With the exception of one or two others, the rest of Tigon’s output has fallen into obscurity in modern times. But if they’re all like The Blood Beast Terror, we haven’t been missing out on much.

Peter Cushing stars as Detective Inspector Quennell, who travels to the English countryside to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. All of the corpses have been drained of blood, which prompts the characters to start hypothesizing about strange wildlife. Quennell consults with entomology professor Mallinger (Robert Flemyng) about the scales found at the crimes scenes, whose strange behavior makes the inspector very suspicious. As it turns out, that seemingly out of place opening scene had a purpose and Mallinger has created a moth creature that masquerades as his beautiful daughter during the day. He has almost completed engineering a mate for her, but needs human blood to keep it alive and maturing in its giant cocoon.

The reveal comes halfway through the film, squashing any sort of tension or mystery that could have been developed but to be fair, director Vernon Sewell hadn’t done anything interesting before the forty minute mark either. The Blood Beast Terror is a film that will not end, packed with an endless stream of pointless scenes that serve no other purpose than to pad out an already ridiculous story with very little promise. Peter Bryan’s script is to blame, leaving out important bits of information like whether Mallinger created a moth creature who is a human by day or had a daughter he experimented on. Apparently, there wasn’t enough time to cram in a transition scene showing Quennell’s daughter being kidnapped to explain how she got hooked up to a blood transfusion scene in a dungeon, but it’s essential to show characters fishing for five minutes. Or watch a play. Or eat lunch next to a dead body for laughs.

Peter Cushing is great as usual, though he looks pretty perturbed during a few scenes which, given the quality of The Blood Beast Terror, isn’t surprising. There’s simply not enough happening to keep it going for eighty-six minutes, and the fact that they start over from scratch in many ways and introduce a whole slew of new characters halfway through is painful. Sewell’s film has decent production values and a hokey – in a good way – creature, but that’s nowhere near enough to hold anyone’s attention.

A/V

Even though the movie is not worth watching, Kino Lorber’s 1080p transfer – sourced the original 35mm negative – is incredible looking. The blacks and blues are especially deep, but the overall clarity and contrast of the film is of higher quality than expected and definitely better than the movie deserved. The crystal clear picture inadvertently puts a few technical goofs, which weren’t noticeable on Image’s terrible DVD release over a decade ago, on full display. There are no compression or DNR issues to speak of, and it’s hard to imagine The Blood Beast Terror looking better during its original theatrical run. The stereo mix is less impressive, but acceptable. There are some syncing issues throughout and background noises are a little too prominent, but the dialogue is crisp and clear for the most part.

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Burke and Hare

When a man in their Edinburgh boarding house dies, poor Irish immigrants Burke (Derren Nesbitt) and Hare (Glynn Edwards) discover they can make good money by supplying corpses for scientific study to a doctor at the university medical school. Inconvenienced by the lack of available cadavers, the cunning pair soon turns to murder to maintain their revenue stream.