The Strangers writer/director Bryan Bertino produces. From the promo trailer (a piece of footage used to sell the screenplay, meaning there is no movie just yet) I was able to piece together the plot: “Grim Night” takes place once a year, where Grim Reapers come to Earth to collect souls. The video teases the loss of over 90,000 people thus far.
Reviewed by Mike Ferraro
Before Terminators, Aliens, and Predators were killing Bill Paxton, he spent his time working as a nerdy embalmer in the quaint little 80s slasher flick, Mortuary. Released in 1983, the film covers pretty much every trope of the genre, and even contains a slew of character stereotypes – from the fat kid, to the nerdy kid, to the jokester with the annoying laugh. The film ends up being a very passable, yet dated and slow-moving slasher effort, that rarely offers any fresh ideals of its own. It’s worth seeking out, if only for the silly amount of fun to be had.
The film opens with a man being bashed with a baseball bat and then thrown into a pool. Everyone seems to think it was a simple drowning accident, except the man’s daughter, Christie (Mary Beth McDonough), who dreams of the incident every night. Her boyfriend Greg (David Wallace), however, starts believing her story after seeing her mother perform a séance along with fellow townsfolk (including the owner of a mortuary). Soon after, a man dressed in a black hood wanders about killing people with an embalming trocar.
So we learn quickly that Heaven’s Gate Mortuary is home to witchcraft, séances, and murder, only for as much time as this film takes in showing us these weird practices, it never actually takes a moment to explain just watch these so-called “witches” are after. Even at the film’s conclusion, we learn that the witching element has nothing to do with the actual murders. What then is the point of all of this?
Despite those flaws (and its slow moving pace), Mortuary is actually a pretty decent horror film to watch with several brews in hand (as long as you don’t take it seriously). This seems like the type of film Ti West studied prior to making House of the Dead.
Mortuary is one of the hundreds of films to follow Halloween and Friday the 13th in the late 70s/early 80s to capitalize with the genre. And, like many of the copycats of this era, it’s far from original but that doesn’t take away from its entertainment value. Seeing Paxton’s performance this early in his career is worth the price of admission alone.
The DVD contains nothing too special (aside from some trailers for other films put out by Scorpion Releasing). It would have been awesome to hear a commentary track by Paxton alone, just to hear his thoughts on the film and how it helped his career.
I’m playing a little catch up this week meaning today’s article combines this week’s films plus selected films from the last couple weeks (screw moving btw). The big hitter this week is We Need to Talk About Kevin. It’s certainly not your standard horror flick, but it is deeply unsettling – more so than anything else on the list. The Asylum cashes in on the Abraham Lincoln hype, pitting the president against zombies, a couple more Jean Rollin sexy vamp flicks hit Blu-ray and if you haven’t checked it out yet, Hammer Horror’s wonderful throwback ghost story, The Woman in Black has been available for a couple weeks now. Check out the rest below and let me know what you’re planning on picking up. READ MORE
On May 15th, Scorpion Releasing, in conjunction with Camelot Entertainment, presents Mortuary, where nobody rests in peace!
Bill Paxton, Christopher George, and Lynda Day George star in this chilling tale of horror-filled nightmares that comes startlingly close to reality! “Christie Parson (Mary McDonough) has been having terrifying nightmares ever since her father drowned in the family swimming pool. She knows his death was not an accident, but no one believes her. That is, until her boyfriend Greg (David Wallace) sees a hooded figure, identical to the one that Christie has described as being in her nightmares, in the town’s mortuary. But is it real, or is it all in Christie’s mind?”
Special Features include: Play with or without the “Nightmare Theater” experience, Brand New 16×9 (1.78:1) HD master from the original InterNegative, On camera interview with composer John Cacavas, Original Trailer and Reversible sleeve with and without the banner.
Cover art after the break. READ MORE
Convinced that her father’s death was not accidental, a beautiful girl decides to investigate to find out the truth, aided by her boyfriend. Her sleuthing draws her to a local mortuary, where many secrets will be revealed.