Scumdogs of the Universe, GWAR are already intent on enslaving the human race for their own perverse appetites. However, they’ve decided to make it a bit easier on themselves and get us drunk so that we’re easy fodder. How exactly do they plan on doing that? Simple! The monstrosities have teamed up with Cigar City Brewing to release GWAR’s Impaled Ale.
Singer Oderus Urungus states, “Once again, we blow the horn of war and set into motion the gears that grind us towards the greatest GWAR B-Q yet. We will be shoving a wealth of GWAR products down your throat… not only our new GWAR B-Q sauce, but our very own beer, Impaled Ale. Eat and drink yourself into a diabetic stupor, then puke it all up in the slam pit! It’s gonna fucking rule!”
Between 15 and 30 barrels are being brewed, the vast majority of which will be served at the 4th Annual GWAR B-Q, which is being held August 17th in Richmond, Virginia. READ MORE
Our masters and leaders from Antarctica, GWAR have announced that they will be embarking on a US tour that will serve as the second and final leg of the “Fate Or Chaos” tour. Support will come from Warbeast and Wilson.
Lead front thing Oderus Urungus states, “As you humans amuse yourself with your mundane holidays, it has been a time of intense activity for GWAR, as we record our 13th studio album– the first one with our new Scumdog brother, Pustulus Maximus!
“We begin this year’s festivities with the second and final leg of our Fate or Chaos tour, so everybody who missed the first leg can see Cyber-Jesus get his fucking ass handed to him. Then it’s back in the studio to work on all the hulking war machines we shall need on our devastating, brand-spanking new tour, after the album drops at the end of the summer! Can you believe I said drop? How fucking stupid!”
The scumdogs of the universe known as GWAR have released the first image of new guitarist Pustulus Maximus. Pustulus takes over the slot that was held by his cousin Flattus, who passed away last year. You can see what he looks like below as well as read a statement from singer Oderus Urungus.
In his first official press statement, Pustulus said, “At this point I have nothing to say to the press, even though I am talking to you. I will let my guitar speak for itself. But let me add that I am blood-sworn to honor the legacy of the great Flattus and indeed the whole Maximus tribe. I didn’t come here to fuck around. HAIL FLATTUS!”
Direct from the official press release: “Little..is known about this being, other than that he has a skin condition where his face and feet are covered in painful pustules that can only be soothed by the application of savage metal, spoiled elephant semen or oral sex. Pustulus is also rumored to be half-deaf, which leads him to yell at everyone, which he does often, because he is convinced everyone in the band is ignoring him when actually he just can’t hear what they are saying.”
The band will be embarking on the “Fate Or Chaos” Tour alongside DevilDriver, Cancer Bats, and Legacy Of Disorder. Tour dates are below. READ MORE
Dave Brockie, the man behind GWAR‘s Oderus Urungus, will be writing and illustrating Towers Two, a tabletop RPG adventure campaign for the “Lamentations of the Flame Princess”. Fellow Slave Pit artist Matt Maguire will help with the illustrations. This project is currently being crowd funded through IndieGoGo here. More information about the entire series can be found here.
The adventure will tell a story of insanity and dread: The mighty ‘Towers Two’ had stood as a symbol of stability and prosperity over a world that was increasingly slipping into chaos. But ever since the difficult birth of the identical twin brothers Rondrel and Zal, a shadow has fallen over the family and the land they had ruled for centuries. The brothers quarreled over the power they had inherited from their father, squandering their wealth, and sending the line into decay. The nearby village of Ham, once happy to call Towers Two and the Family Hune their protectors, now live in fear of the fortress and it inhabitants.
Read on for quotes from Brockie as well as LotFP publisher James Edward Raggi IV. Also, make sure to check up on the GWAR-B-Q and all the information for it here. READ MORE
Just the other day, I had the chance to chat with GWAR frontman and leader of the universe, Oderus Urungus himself. We spoke about his upcoming role in the FEARnet original, Holliston, which follows directors Adam Green and Joe Lynch as they chase their dreams of being horror directors. Oderus has taken on the role of Adam’s imaginary friend and resides in his closet, coming forth here and there to offer what seems to be truly dreadful advice that should not be heeded.
Check below to hear this hilarious, uncensored audio interview which goes over topics such as Oderus’ role, what he brings to the set, and the answer to defining his sexuality. Is he gay? Is he straight? Does he look at planet Earth as some sort of large buffet? Find out below!
Slave Pit Inc., the guys behind GWAR and other deviant productions, have put together a Kickstarter for a new online show entitled ‘The Blood Vomits‘! My words cannot do it justice, so just read this synopsis to get an idea of what you’re in store for: “Set in a violent medieval world, “The Blood Vomits” tells the tale of Mad Dog, Nails, and their friend, Father Macgregor, as they rape and pillage their way into your hearts.” Wow…..
The voices of the three characters will be provided by GWAR‘s Oderus Urungus, Lamb of God‘s Randy Blythe, and Municipal Waste‘s Tony Foresta. To help the project, click the above link.
GWAR has been nominated for Best Live Performance at the 2011 Revolver Golden Gods show. They are facing competition from Megadeth, Avenged Sevenfold, Iron Maiden, Rammstein, and Sevendust. You can cast your vote HERE and then receive your complementary prize of sexual relations with Oderus Urungus. Check below for all the details.
“Our show is reality…we don’t know what you mean by live performance…we get attacked by dinosaurs while doing what we enjoy best—luring you to your death with our mutant metal–and then slaughtering you! Don’t let this category be won by a band whose show is just as good as the millions they can spend on it, all for an hour and a half show……vote for the band where the show never stops! Vote for GWAR!!!!”
“I pledge to have sex with anyone who votes for us. It will all be arranged thru the interweb, and on the next tour I will personally meet our supporters out behind the trash dumpsters and fuck them, suck them, whatever they want. If they don’t want to do that, then I will have sex with something they own, like a dog, or a lunch-box. I will also be glad to rough-up anyone, ya know, smack ya around a bit, throw you in the garbage, hell even kick ya in the tummy….won’t kill ya though…want you to be able to brag about it to your co-workers.”
Dave Brockie, A.K.A. Oderus Urungus of GWAR, has just released his first book, ‘Whargoul’, on Amazon.com. Telling the tale of an undying creature that feeds on the carnage of war, Brockie originally began writing this story back in the late nineties, but was forced to rewrite it from memory when he lost the original manuscripts.
Bloody Disgusting has another exclusive audio interview for you, this time with the hilarious, yet horribly dangerous Oderus Urungus of GWAR. Coming to us from the current tour in support of ‘Bloody Pit of Horror’, we spoke how the tour is going, the Jimmy Fallon show appearance and how Oderus would like to sexually violate my dog. Yes, you read that correctly. Check after the jump for the exclusive interview!
Also, make sure to check out our exclusive premiere of ‘Zombies, March!’ HERE. Also, check HERE for current tour dates.
GWAR’s crack addicted leader and warty front thing Oderus Urungus is ready to take to the streets of New York once again. In addition to his ongoing search for Earth’s best crack Oderus will be stopping at various media outlets in New York City to promote GWAR’s new record “Bloody Pit of Horror” which is out November 9th on Metal Blade Records.
The first stop of the day brings Oderus to AOL’s Noisecreep studios to record an episode of the Creep Show podcast, which will air at a later date on Noisecreep.com. Afterwards the putrid one will head over to Sirius/XM will he will once again dominate and take over the Jason Ellis show. After Oderus records what has become his annual Halloween Special for Sirius/XM’s Liquid Metal, your lord and master will set his sights on the Fox News Building.
Tonight at 3 AM Eastern/Midnight Pacific, Interplanetary Correspondent Oderus Urungus will make his orgasm-inducing, record breaking 13th appearance on Fox News Red Eye. What will your lord and master be speaking about this time around? Will he reveal mind numbing news? Will he talk about the upcoming record and tour which kicks off this weekend, or will he pass out live on air in a crack induced stupor? Tune in to Fox News Red Eye tonight and find out.
Check out the exclusive stream of ‘Zombies, March!’ right HERE!
Listen up you infernal Earthlings! Bloody-Disgusting and GWAR have teamed up to bring you the exclusive premiere of ’Zombies, March!’, off the new album, ‘GWAR’s Bloody Pit Of Horrors’. After the jump, you can hear the song and let us know your thoughts. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Also, after the jump, you can check out the exclusive official album artwork premiere for ‘GWAR’s Bloody Pit Of Horrors’!
Head throat thing Oderus Urungus muttered the following:
“Now it begins, the campaign of cosmic suffering that begins the second half of our super-cool 25th Anniversary of eternal hatred! There is no relenting in our assault, as soon as we got done touring “Lust in Space” we went straight into the studio and recorded our latest batch of metallic musings–where ever we go there are great deeds, and songs must be written to honor the slain…so we write a lot of material!”
GWAR’s latest masterpiece “GWAR’s Bloody Pit of Horror” will be in stores on November 9th, but you can pre-order your copy today from the official GWAR page on the Metal Blade Records website. The landing page includes all current tour dates, GWAR footage from BOTH Gwar.tv and MetalBlade.tv, and pre-orders for Bloody Pit of Horror on CD, a GWAR t-shirt, or the ultimate “Bloody Pit” package that includes the CD, the GWAR t-shirt, and a 12×12 autographed cover print!
Check after the jump for the song, the artwork AND tour dates!
Gypsy punkers Gogol Bordello have released their video “Pala Tute” from their new album “Trans-Continental Hustle”. The album came out a few months ago via American Records and was produced by Rick Rubin (Slayer, Beastie Boys). The video is definitely well made and one of the coolest videos I’ve seen in a while. Enjoy!
Read past the break for the news on GWAR! READ MORE
So last week I had the distinct pleasure of catching up with the Oderus Urungus. Probably the greatest interview ever. GWAR is currently on a summer tour and if you have never gotten the pleasure of seeing them live now is the time. Definitely one of the best live acts ever and this tour is special considering it’s celebrating their 25th anniversary. Their newest album “Lust In Space” is currently availble through Metal Blade Records. Now go on and read past the break for my amazing encounter with Oderus.