Last November I took your hand and we went on an unforgettable adventure to eight of the scariest goddamn places in the world. We visited some of the darkest and most depraved corners of the world, but some of you wanted more. Your insatiable lust for this sort of thing unnerves me a little, because when most people prefer tropical cruises, backpacking abroad, or camping in the wilderness, you’d rather take a stroll through these locales. I suppose part of me understands, I mean, who wants to get sea sick, or fight off thirsty mosquitoes? I saw those Hostel movies and those flicks pretty much guaranteed my ass won’t be visiting any part of Europe without an armed escort. Lucky for us, we can visit these places through the magic that is lots and lots of words (and a few pretty pictures).
Besides, who wants sunshine, fresh air, and amazing food when you can visit a Japanese forest where people go to die, a European church furnished with human bone, or an island whose ground is literally covered with highly venomous snakes? That’s far more memorable, and really, a vacation isn’t fun unless you have a chance of dying slowly and painfully, right? As twisted as our first vacation was, I dare say the eight places I have waiting for you after the jump are even more terrifying. Make sure your bags are packed, and you don’t have any fluids over 3.5 fluid ounces, because I’d very much like to whisk you away on another adventure. My treat. READ MORE