If you’re visiting this site I’m going to go ahead and take a leap of faith by saying a majority of you are insatiable gorehounds. You appetite for all things red and squishy is bottomless. If when the on-screen psycho revs up his chainsaw gets your nether regions aflutter, than this is definitely the list for you.
Other than being one of the most terrifying tools created by man, the chainsaw is also a weapon favored by many an iconic serial killer or out of control madman. The sound it makes is unmistakable, and when you hear it, you know someone’s day is about to get ruined. Head past the break for thirteen of the most bloody and brutal chainsaw appearances in video games. Just make sure you have the stomach for it first. There’s nothing quite as gross as cleaning vomit off a keyboard. Ick.READ MORE
You can now pick up 4 previously released Splatterhouse Survival Arenas on Xbox Live and Playstation Network. All 4 arenas are now available in 1 pack for 400 Microsoft M&Ms and $4.99 on the Playstation Network.
The 4 arenas are Heart of the Mansion, House of Mirrors, Killing Room, and Lost Islands. Heart of the Mansion and House of Mirrors were only available through pre-order incentives previously so now is your chance to get them if you missed out. READ MORE
Due to my fast lifestyle of plowing models, doing mountains of cocaine, breaking the speed limit, beating and cheating on my non existent wife, and hanging out with tons of celebrities, I can’t play all the video games as fast and as much as I would like. Hence the late review. READ MORE
Try and say that five times fast, spectacular Splatterhouse schwag, spectacular Splatiwejfwfiefhwei. I think I just had an aneurism. Well, before I go to the doctor to see what I just did to break my feeble geeky brain, I’m here to give away some spectac, err, fantastic Splatterhouse schwag. Come one, come all! I have t-shirts, shoes, PS3 and Xbox 360 copies of the game and, get this, foldable speakers. You want to know what they do? They fold. It’s a crazy world we live in, right? Back in my day we had to walk fifteen miles uphill in the freezing snow just for a muffin. But damn, those muffins were delicious.
Before you do whatever I ask of you to earn some of this superb schwag you should know we give you free things because we want you to be ours forever. So in a way, accepting gifts from us is essentially the same thing as strapping on a tight leather suit and maybe even a snazzy red ball gag and letting us make you our love slave. So as long as you’re alright with that, why don’t you throw on your gear and come on a little adventure with me? I promise to make it worth your while. READ MORE
Are you alone? Is the door locked and the windows covered? Good, because if anyone caught you oogling a picture of this virtual vixen I’m fairly certain it would inspire a long, awkward conversation. So it would seem Jennifer, Rick’s love interest who gets captured by the evil Dr. West, has found the time to widen her resume so it includes something a little more exotic then the common ‘helpless woman’ syndrome so many female video game protagonists are afflicted with these days.
If Rick didn’t want her bad enough already, the thought of countless geeks and gamers seeing her naughty bits might be motivation enough for him to kick countless ass to save her. If you have a dark sense of humor, are a little on the geeky side and don’t mind a woman with no right thumb, Jennifer might just be contender for (virtual) girl of your dreams. Check past the jump for a nice, big picture and more on what she finds attractive so you can find out whether you’re good enough to make you her next scrumptious manmuffin. READ MORE
So there’s this game coming out, you may have heard of it; it’s called Splatterhouse and I hear there’s a bucket or two of gore in it. If you’re looking to satiate your bottomless appetite for all things red and squishy, I suggest you check out this exclusive video showing off an in-depth look at the game’s incredibly wicked arsenal of badass weaponry.
I think it’s safe to say if you’re perusing this site you share our fondness of frenetic, blood-soaked and limb-flailing action, all of which the highly anticipated Splatterhouse looks to have in abundance. It’s my opinion we can always use more ways to slay and dismember our foes so the idea of gracefully removing an enemy’s arm before using said appendage to cause copious amounts of head trauma sounds mighty tasty. Read on to get caught up on everything you need to know about this game before it’s release on November 23rd. READ MORE
A few days back I posted some new Splatterhouse screens. They were bloody. Real bloody. How about some more? Head past the break to see the rest. The game is crawling through puddles of blood closer and closer to its release. November 26th, Playstation 3 and Xbox 360.
Splatterhouse is shaping up to be one of the bloodiest games of all time. Which isn’t a bad thing. I mean, look at the name of the site. Got some brutal new screens for you past the break. AND, as a special surprise, Jonathan Barkan has posted up the totally brutal metal soundtrack for Splatterhouse which you can check out HERE!
Splatterhouse comes out for the Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 November 26th of this year. Splatterhouse follows college student Rick Taylor as he embarks on a mission to rescue his girlfriend, Jennifer, who has disappeared after entering a mysterious, run-down mansion inhabited by the elusive scientist, Dr. West.READ MORE
Coming out on November 26th for the XBOX 360 and the Sony Playstation 3, Splatterhouse is a reboot of the 1988 game of the same name for the TurboGrafx-16 (when was the last time you saw THAT system?). Apart from looking completely badass and very atmospheric, the developers have just released the track list for the licensed songs that will be making an appearance in the game. Let me tell you that it’s definitely meant for all you metalheads. Check after the jump for the full list!
The totally roided up new Splatterhouse will be making it’s blood soaked splash onto our Playstation 3s and Xbox 360s on October 26th of this year. Until the glorious day, please enjoy this trailer and some new screen shots beyond the break.
We’ve been waiting to get our hands bloody with the remake of Splatterhouse for a while now, so past the break you can check out some ridiculously bloody and brutal screenshots to tide you over. We are still waiting for an exact release date on the game. As of right now it’s sitting in the Quarter 3 of 2010 cateGORY get it!? So hopefully sometime in the summer we can get out hands wet with blood.
You play as Rick who goes on a slaughter spree to save his girlfriend. Basically, he uses anything he can find to kill, even his own dismembered arms. READ MORE
Yes, NAMCO BANDAI Games Europe, has partnered with Globe (shoemakers) to bring you the custom special edition Splatterhouse shoes. Splatterhouse shoes are available now in the UK, Australia, France, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Belgium, Denmark, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Morocco, Poland, Romania, Russia, Slovakia. So, suck it North America? Head to Globes site HERE, to order them.
Splatterhouse follows college student Rick Taylor, as he is on a mission to rescue his girlfriend Jennifer, who has disappeared after entering the mysterious and run-down West Mansion. Confronted by horrific creatures, Rick comes across a mystical sentient mask that promises to give him the power to find Jennifer. Full of desperation and rage, Rick puts on the “Terror Mask” and is transformed into a juggernaut of pure violence and destruction. And who looks about as cracked out on steroids as the new and “improved” Resident Evil 5 Chris Redfield. Past the break for screens. READ MORE
Posted today at 1up, Namco released SPLATTERHOUSE 20 years ago already, and helped build the path for future survival horror games. It was also supposedly the 1st game to ever get a parental advisory warning, because of its gruesomeness. READ MORE