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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting The ‘Carrie’ Trailer

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s Entry:
Carrie (Dir. Kimberly Peirce)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting The Trailer For ‘The Frankenstein Theory’

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s Entry:
The Frankenstein Theory (Dir. Andrew Weiner)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting the ‘Lords of Salem’ Trailer!!

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s Entry:
The Lords of Salem (Dir. Rob Zombie)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting The ‘Dark Skies’ Trailer

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s Entry:
Dark Skies (Dir. Scott Charles Stewart)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting the ‘After Earth’ Trailer

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s Entry:
After Earth (Dir. M. Night Shyamalan)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting the ‘A Werewolf Boy’ Trailer

Today’s entry:
A Werewolf Boy (Dir. Jo Sung-hee)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting the ‘Beautiful Creatures’ Trailer

Today’s Entry:
Beautiful Creatures (Dir. Richard LaGravenese)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting the ‘Silent Hill: Revelation 3D’ Trailer

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s Entry:
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (Dir. Michael J. Bassett)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting the ‘Grave Encounters 2′ Trailer

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s Entry:
Grave Encounters 2 (Dir. The Vicious Brothers)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting the ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Trailer

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s Entry:
Texas Chainsaw 3D (Dir. John Luessenhop)

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[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting the ‘Branded’ Trailer

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s Entry:
Branded (Dir. Jamie Bradshaw, Alexsandr Dulerayn)

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The-Helpers

Introducing [Trailer Tracks] Dissecting ‘The Helpers’ Trailer!

Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which ones to avoid. And if one looks closely, they often reveal more than intended about the film in question. In honor of this profound art, I give you TRAILER TRACKS, an examination of upcoming movie commercials: What they say, what they don’t say, and what they say on accident about the product being sold to you, the excited chump.

Today’s entry:
The Helpers (Dir. Chris Stokes)

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