Adjust Your Balls, It’s the ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer!


What do you get when you stick a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac in one room? The mother-fuckin’ Guardians of the Galaxy, James Gunn’s comic adaptation that looks nothing short of spectacular.

In theaters August 1, the second full trailer has been released and promises to put the “fun” back into this numbing summer movie season. Seriously, watch how Rocket takes a moment to adjust his junk – that’s what I call character development!

The pic features Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, featuring Vin Diesel as Groot, Bradley Cooper as Rocket, Lee Pace, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan, Djimon Hounsou, with John C. Reilly, Glenn Close as Nova Prime Rael and Benicio Del Toro as The Collector.

An action-packed, epic space adventure, Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the entire universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits—Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon, Groot, a tree-like humanoid, the deadly and enigmatic Gamora and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Quill discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand—with the galaxy’s fate in the balance.

  • Alphonse

    Wolfman has nards?