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Trick-or-Treating with the Belchers: The Halloween Episodes of “Bob’s Burgers”!

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The Simpsons has long been hogging the animated spotlight with their annual Halloween themed “Treehouse of Horror” episodes, but they’re hardly the only series to get in on the Halloween spirit. Really, any time a non-horror series gets into the spooky festivities, it’s usually a blast and Bob’s Burgers has been celebrating the best holiday of the year since its third season (it’s first full-length season).

The series follows the Belcher family, consisting of parents Bob (H. Jon Benjamin) and Linda (John Roberts) and their children Tina (Dan Mintz), Gene (Eugene Mirman) and Louise (Kristen Schaal), and their family-run burger joint. This means that there’s usually a burger of the day corresponding with the episode. So not only do their Halloween episodes offer up seasonal laughs and tons of Halloween and horror references, but there’s a delightfully horror-themed burger to pair with it. The best part is that all are available on Hulu now, including the most recent episode that aired on October 21. So, if you need a reprieve from your October horror watchlists, here’s the seven Halloween episodes to watch and the burgers to pair with your viewing.


“Full Bars”

Halloween Burger of the Day: “The Jack-O-Lentil Burger”

The very first Halloween episode of the series sees the kids going trick-or-treating on their own for the first time, while Bob and Linda attend a quirky adult Halloween party. The kids encounter bullies in their quest for the coveted full-sized candy bars while Bob learns a hard lesson in showing up to a Halloween party with no costume.


“Fort Night”

Halloween Burger of the Day: “The Cauliflower’s Cumin from Inside the House Burger.

In an effort to maximize candy collection during trick-or-treating, Tina, Gene, and Louise team up with their friends to wear one big dragon costume. While Bob and Linda are stuck making the costume, their kids get trapped in their makeshift fort while classmate Millie psychotically tortures them from the outside. It’s a humorous play on familiar horror tropes that feature paranoia and group tension in claustrophobic settings, and the burger itself is a fun nod to When a Stranger Calls.


“Tina and the Real Ghost”

Halloween Burger of the Day:  “Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger” and “The Human Polenta-pede Burger”

When Linda and the kids use an Ouija board to communicate with a ghost, they decide to trap it in a shoebox to get rid of it. The problem is that Tina decides the ghost is her new boyfriend and takes it with her everywhere. Things get further complicated when the shoebox ghost breaks up with Tina to date her frenemy Tammy. This episode gets not one, but two themed burgers of the day; a play on The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and The Human Centipede. Eat at your own risk.


“The Hauntening”

Halloween Burger of the Day: “Breaking Radish Burger”

If you only watch one Halloween episode of Bob’s Burgers, make it this one. Unlike Gene and Tina, who scare very easily, Louise laments that it’s impossible for her to feel fear. To rectify that, Linda and Bob take the family to a haunted house. But when they arrive, cultish mayhem ensures, threatening the family with more than just a tame, spooky fun time. Despite such a great horror filled episode, this burger of the day takes its inspiration from Breaking Bad.


“Teen-a-Witch”

Halloween Burger of the Day: “Muenster Under the Bun Burger”

Tina comes up with a clever costume idea to win the annual contest, but when it’s stolen she turns to witchcraft. Meanwhile, her father is on a mission to discover who is stealing his pumpkins. Tina goes on a spell-casting spree, leading her to develop a more gothic appearance and bolder personality. A trash-talking, confident Tina is always a favorite. This Halloween burger is a play on the monster under the bed trope.


“The Wolf of Wharf Street”

Halloween Burger of the Day: None

Sadly, this episode has no themed burgers, as Bob is laid out on the couch with a broken leg. Linda takes the kids trick-or-treating, and tries to impress them by having them hunt for a reported wolf terrorizing the town. Bob happens to suspect his friend Teddy might be a wolf himself, thanks to a mysterious bite mark on his arm. The two storylines collide in one paranoia filled werewolf mystery.


“Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street”

Halloween Burger of the Day: “My Bloody Kale-Entine Burger”

The newest Halloween themed episode sees the Belcher kids once again resuming their usual trick-or-treat shenanigans, only this time they have to contend with everyone having their candy bags stolen. That’s ok, because Louise, Gene, and Tina are on the case. Bob’s friend Teddy decides to decorate the Belcher burger joint, but gets carried away in a competition with a handyman down the street. A simple Scooby-Doo type plot with a burger-themed after My Bloody Valentine is always a plus.


Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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Finding Faith and Violence in ‘The Book of Eli’ 14 Years Later

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Having grown up in a religious family, Christian movie night was something that happened a lot more often than I care to admit. However, back when I was a teenager, my parents showed up one night with an unusually cool-looking DVD of a movie that had been recommended to them by a church leader. Curious to see what new kind of evangelical propaganda my parents had rented this time, I proceeded to watch the film with them expecting a heavy-handed snoozefest.

To my surprise, I was a few minutes in when Denzel Washington proceeded to dismember a band of cannibal raiders when I realized that this was in fact a real movie. My mom was horrified by the flick’s extreme violence and dark subject matter, but I instantly became a fan of the Hughes Brothers’ faith-based 2010 thriller, The Book of Eli. And with the film’s atomic apocalypse having apparently taken place in 2024, I think this is the perfect time to dive into why this grim parable might also be entertaining for horror fans.

Originally penned by gaming journalist and The Walking Dead: The Game co-writer Gary Whitta, the spec script for The Book of Eli was already making waves back in 2007 when it appeared on the coveted Blacklist. It wasn’t long before Columbia and Warner Bros. snatched up the rights to the project, hiring From Hell directors Albert and Allen Hughes while also garnering attention from industry heavyweights like Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman.

After a series of revisions by Anthony Peckham meant to make the story more consumer-friendly, the picture was finally released in January of 2010, with the finished film following Denzel as a mysterious wanderer making his way across a post-apocalyptic America while protecting a sacred book. Along the way, he encounters a run-down settlement controlled by Bill Carnegie (Gary Oldman), a man desperate to get his hands on Eli’s book so he can motivate his underlings to expand his empire. Unwilling to let this power fall into the wrong hands, Eli embarks on a dangerous journey that will test the limits of his faith.


SO WHY IS IT WORTH WATCHING?

Judging by the film’s box-office success, mainstream audiences appear to have enjoyed the Hughes’ bleak vision of a future where everything went wrong, but critics were left divided by the flick’s trope-heavy narrative and unapologetic religious elements. And while I’ll be the first to admit that The Book of Eli isn’t particularly subtle or original, I appreciate the film’s earnest execution of familiar ideas.

For starters, I’d like to address the religious elephant in the room, as I understand the hesitation that some folks (myself included) might have about watching something that sounds like Christian propaganda. Faith does indeed play a huge part in the narrative here, but I’d argue that the film is more about the power of stories than a specific religion. The entire point of Oldman’s character is that he needs a unifying narrative that he can take advantage of in order to manipulate others, while Eli ultimately chooses to deliver his gift to a community of scholars. In fact, the movie even makes a point of placing the Bible in between equally culturally important books like the Torah and Quran, which I think is pretty poignant for a flick inspired by exploitation cinema.

Sure, the film has its fair share of logical inconsistencies (ranging from the extent of Eli’s Daredevil superpowers to his impossibly small Braille Bible), but I think the film more than makes up for these nitpicks with a genuine passion for classic post-apocalyptic cinema. Several critics accused the film of being a knockoff of superior productions, but I’d argue that both Whitta and the Hughes knowingly crafted a loving pastiche of genre influences like Mad Max and A Boy and His Dog.

Lastly, it’s no surprise that the cast here absolutely kicks ass. Denzel plays the title role of a stoic badass perfectly (going so far as to train with Bruce Lee’s protégée in order to perform his own stunts) while Oldman effortlessly assumes a surprisingly subdued yet incredibly intimidating persona. Even Mila Kunis is remarkably charming here, though I wish the script had taken the time to develop these secondary characters a little further. And hey, did I mention that Tom Waits is in this?


AND WHAT MAKES IT HORROR ADJACENT?

Denzel’s very first interaction with another human being in this movie results in a gory fight scene culminating in a face-off against a masked brute wielding a chainsaw (which he presumably uses to butcher travelers before eating them), so I think it’s safe to say that this dog-eat-dog vision of America will likely appeal to horror fans.

From diseased cannibals to hyper-violent motorcycle gangs roaming the wasteland, there’s plenty of disturbing R-rated material here – which is even more impressive when you remember that this story revolves around the bible. And while there are a few too many references to sexual assault for my taste, even if it does make sense in-universe, the flick does a great job of immersing you in this post-nuclear nightmare.

The excessively depressing color palette and obvious green screen effects may take some viewers out of the experience, but the beat-up and lived-in sets and costume design do their best to bring this dead world to life – which might just be the scariest part of the experience.

Ultimately, I believe your enjoyment of The Book of Eli will largely depend on how willing you are to overlook some ham-fisted biblical references in order to enjoy some brutal post-apocalyptic shenanigans. And while I can’t really blame folks who’d rather not deal with that, I think it would be a shame to miss out on a genuinely engaging thrill-ride because of one minor detail.

With that in mind, I’m incredibly curious to see what Whitta and the Hughes Brothers have planned for the upcoming prequel series starring John Boyega


There’s no understating the importance of a balanced media diet, and since bloody and disgusting entertainment isn’t exclusive to the horror genre, we’ve come up with Horror Adjacent – a recurring column where we recommend non-horror movies that horror fans might enjoy.

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