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Hulu’s “Castle Rock” Lives On With Unofficial Third Season Audio Drama [The Losers’ Club Podcast]

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One night as the Losers were asleep in the clubhouse they share in Derry, Maine, a mysterious knock came at the door. Upon opening it, they discovered not a person, but a bundle of decaying, handwritten pages. After transcribing them by candlelight, the Losers realized they were reading the teleplay for the lost first episode of Season 3 of Hulu’s Castle Rock.

Castle Rock, for those unaware, was an original anthology series inspired by the work of Stephen King and canceled by Hulu. Now, it’s unclear why this wayward script—which, we should add, arrived dotted with crimson stains—was gifted to the Losers (especially given their tepid review of Season 2). But rather than ask questions, the Losers took action!

Below, your humble hosts have sought to bring the script to life in the best way they know how: By turning it into a podcast with no affiliation whatsoever to Hulu or the creators.

Today, The Losers’ Club is proud to present the first of the audio drama’s three acts, which begin with the arrivals of a Dark Man, a beleaguered detective, a fire-spewing vigilante, a psychic drifter, and horror’s most famous vintage automobile. It’s a story as engrossing as it is asinine, and littered with more Easter eggs than you can count on, well, 19 hands.

Stream the first episode now and stay tuned for Act II and Act III to follow in the coming weeks. For further adventures, be sure to join the Club over long days and pleasant nights via iTunes/Apple PodcastsStitcherSpotifyRadioPublicAcastGoogle Podcasts, and RSS. You can also unlock over a hundred hours’ worth of content in The Barrens (Patreon).

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Written by Randall Colburn
Production by Cat Blackard
Edited by Kyle Orozovich
Produced by Michael Roffman
Voiced by The Losers’ Club

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Sweeney Todd’s Bloody Path from Old Timey ‘Zine to the Screen [Guide to the Unknown]

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Maybe you haven’t thought about your good friend Sweeney Todd in a while, or maybe you have. The 2007 movie is a bit of a memory, though a fond one – it has a healthy 86% on Rotten Tomatoes, for what it’s worth. But 2023’s Broadway revival starring Josh Groban, who your mom thinks is “so talented” (she’s right!), was enough of a hit that its run was extended.

It appears we’re in a bit of a Sweeneyssaince.

For the uninitiated, Sweeney Todd is the story of a barber who kills his customers and disposes of the bodies by passing them off to pie shop owner Mrs. Lovett, who uses them as a special ingredient. But there’s more below the trap door.

Sweeney Todd isn’t just a late 70s musical that turned into a movie; it started as a penny dreadful called The String of Pearls: A Domestic Romance (author unknown), told week-to-week in the 1840s. Penny dreadfuls were essentially fiction zines featuring serialized stories that were usually horror-based and cost a penny, leading to the very literal nickname.

The String of Pearls differs from the more well-known Sweeney Todd plot in that it follows the investigation of a missing persons case that leads to the reveal of Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett’s arrangement, as opposed to the more modern iteration which treats audiences to the duo hatching their homicidal plan and then giving the worst haircuts ever. What a delightfully wild reveal that must have been if you were a reader in Victorian London after weeks of wondering what had become of the missing sailor carrying a string of pearls to deliver to a lovely girl.

Kristen and Will discuss the history and future of Sweeney Todd and works inspired by it this week on Guide to the Unknown. Subscribe on Apple PodcastsSpotify, or wherever you get your podcasts to get a new episode every Friday.

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