Uwe Boll is not completely without merit. Rampage was fun and Tunnel Rats, despite some technical issues, was a surprisingly solid Vietnam war film.
How has Uli Lommel not been mentioned yet? I've tried to watch some of his stuff before because I was genuinely curious whether a filmmaker could be as soul-crushingly awful as I'd heard. Turns out they were right. Zombie Nation was excruciating. Kind of makes guys like Rob Zombie or Uwe Boll who have been talked about seem like masters of their craft.
The worst horror film I've ever seen is The Revenant (2009), it's a so called zombie horror comedy. (The only part of that they got right was the zombie part).
Others I don't have a high opinion off are:
Killer Mermaids
Stepfather (the newer version)
Horror Story (I might have enjoyed it a little more if the audio didn't switch between languages and the subtitles hadn't kept cutting out. But it wouldn't have saved it).
Almost forgot I also didn't like Don't Look Now. Honestly can't see why it's considered a must see for horror fans.
Quickly, off the top of my head (I’ll think of more later, and there are many)…
Every film made by Rob Zombie, with the exception of The Devil’s Rejects, which is actually rather solid, and I’m curious to see how the sequel 3 from Hell will turn out. OK, I admit I quite perversely enjoyed 31, even though it can’t really be classed as a good film - more as a fun good mess. Zombie can direct, but he’s easily one of the worst screenwriters working in modern horror cinema.
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He's obviously not a very good director, but still.
Do see Rampage, but everything else, sure to be some fans
It was the cow...
How has Uli Lommel not been mentioned yet? I've tried to watch some of his stuff before because I was genuinely curious whether a filmmaker could be as soul-crushingly awful as I'd heard. Turns out they were right. Zombie Nation was excruciating. Kind of makes guys like Rob Zombie or Uwe Boll who have been talked about seem like masters of their craft.
Zero perspective in this thread.
RZs Halloween was solid and I understand someone not liking it but to say it’s bad “all around” is just ridiculous.
Zombieween IS all around bad. One of the cringiest movies I've ever seen.
Last House on the Left (original) is just utter garbage. Don't @ me.
^THIS is ridiculous...
Possession (1981)
My Soul to Take
I really REALLY hate these movies.
Toxic Avenger part 3 has to be one of the worst films I've ever seen, I also hate number 2 but I let it fly because it has a good intro fight...
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followed closely by scapbook
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304676/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Why I never trust ratings on IMDB or Rotten tomatoes.
Others I don't have a high opinion off are:
Killer Mermaids
Stepfather (the newer version)
Horror Story (I might have enjoyed it a little more if the audio didn't switch between languages and the subtitles hadn't kept cutting out. But it wouldn't have saved it).
Almost forgot I also didn't like Don't Look Now. Honestly can't see why it's considered a must see for horror fans.
Every film made by Rob Zombie, with the exception of The Devil’s Rejects, which is actually rather solid, and I’m curious to see how the sequel 3 from Hell will turn out. OK, I admit I quite perversely enjoyed 31, even though it can’t really be classed as a good film - more as a fun good mess. Zombie can direct, but he’s easily one of the worst screenwriters working in modern horror cinema.