2018 Summer Flash Draft First Round: _Blakelock_ vs. TexasSnacks
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_Blakelock_
1. Cryptus, death by brazen bull, in the backyard of the Sawyer residence.
2. Se7en, death by shark bite, just off the coast of Amity Island.
3. Heretic died of auto erotic asphyxiation in Freddy Kruger’s boiler room.
4. Iggy died after being run over by a semi truck outside of the Dixie Boy truck stop.
5. Jack the Pin swallowed whole by an Anaconda while seeking a cure for blindness on the Amazon river.
6. Killrobot eats a bullet before zombies rip him apart in an underground military bunker.
Vs.
TexasSnacks
1. 0Father0Satan0Sun is bounced on till dead by a pogo stick in a pit with thousands of used hypodermic syringes.
2. Marieltrokan crushed by a phallic piece of art in the restroom of Don's Place.
3. Mayday did it in a fiery 1958 red Plymouth Fury with a corn on the cob.
4. Mr. Awesome with vinyl records at the Sideshow.
5. Decimus with a bladed strap-on at a Cabin in the Woods.
6. Wirral Writer run over by a lawn mower at Morningside Cemetery.
1. Cryptus, death by brazen bull, in the backyard of the Sawyer residence.
2. Se7en, death by shark bite, just off the coast of Amity Island.
3. Heretic died of auto erotic asphyxiation in Freddy Kruger’s boiler room.
4. Iggy died after being run over by a semi truck outside of the Dixie Boy truck stop.
5. Jack the Pin swallowed whole by an Anaconda while seeking a cure for blindness on the Amazon river.
6. Killrobot eats a bullet before zombies rip him apart in an underground military bunker.
Vs.
TexasSnacks
1. 0Father0Satan0Sun is bounced on till dead by a pogo stick in a pit with thousands of used hypodermic syringes.
2. Marieltrokan crushed by a phallic piece of art in the restroom of Don's Place.
3. Mayday did it in a fiery 1958 red Plymouth Fury with a corn on the cob.
4. Mr. Awesome with vinyl records at the Sideshow.
5. Decimus with a bladed strap-on at a Cabin in the Woods.
6. Wirral Writer run over by a lawn mower at Morningside Cemetery.
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Comments
1. Cryptus, death by brazen bull, in the backyard of the Sawyer residence. +3
2. Se7en, death by shark bite, just off the coast of Amity Island. +3
3. Heretic died of auto erotic asphyxiation in Freddy Kruger’s boiler room. +3
4. Iggy died after being run over by a semi truck outside of the Dixie Boy truck stop. +3
5. Jack the Pin swallowed whole by an Anaconda while seeking a cure for blindness on the Amazon river. +2
6. Killrobot eats a bullet before zombies rip him apart in an underground military bunker. +3
Total = 17
Vs.
TexasSnacks
1. 0Father0Satan0Sun is bounced on till dead by a pogo stick in a pit with thousands of used hypodermic syringes. +2
2. Marieltrokan crushed by a phallic piece of art in the restroom of Don's Place. +2
3. Mayday did it in a fiery 1958 red Plymouth Fury with a corn on the cob. +3
4. Mr. Awesome with vinyl records at the Sideshow. +3
5. Decimus with a bladed strap-on at a Cabin in the Woods. +3
6. Wirral Writer run over by a lawn mower at Morningside Cemetery.+2
Total = 15
Blakelock wins
1. Cryptus, death by brazen bull, in the backyard of the Sawyer residence. 3
2. Se7en, death by shark bite, just off the coast of Amity Island. 3
3. Heretic died of auto erotic asphyxiation in Freddy Kruger’s boiler room. 3
4. Iggy died after being run over by a semi truck outside of the Dixie Boy truck stop. 1
5. Jack the Pin swallowed whole by an Anaconda while seeking a cure for blindness on the Amazon river. 2
6. Killrobot eats a bullet before zombies rip him apart in an underground military bunker. 3
15
Vs.
TexasSnacks
1. 0Father0Satan0Sun is bounced on till dead by a pogo stick in a pit with thousands of used hypodermic syringes. 1
2. Marieltrokan crushed by a phallic piece of art in the restroom of Don's Place. 2
3. Mayday did it in a fiery 1958 red Plymouth Fury with a corn on the cob. 3
4. Mr. Awesome with vinyl records at the Sideshow. 1
5. Decimus with a bladed strap-on at a Cabin in the Woods. 1
6. Wirral Writer run over by a lawn mower at Morningside Cemetery. 1
9
_Blakelock_ FTW
1. Cryptus, death by brazen bull, in the backyard of the Sawyer residence. 9
2. Se7en, death by shark bite, just off the coast of Amity Island. 9
3. Heretic died of auto erotic asphyxiation in Freddy Kruger’s boiler room. 9
4. Iggy died after being run over by a semi truck outside of the Dixie Boy truck stop. 8
5. Jack the Pin swallowed whole by an Anaconda while seeking a cure for blindness
on the Amazon river. 10
6. Killrobot eats a bullet before zombies rip him apart in an underground military bunker. 9
Vs.
TexasSnacks – 51
1. 0Father0Satan0Sun is bounced on till dead by a pogo stick in a pit with thousands of used hypodermic syringes. 8
2. Marieltrokan crushed by a phallic piece of art in the restroom of Don's Place. 6
3. Mayday did it in a fiery 1958 red Plymouth Fury with a corn on the cob. 9
4. Mr. Awesome with vinyl records at the Sideshow. 10
5. Decimus with a bladed strap-on at a Cabin in the Woods. 8
6. Wirral Writer run over by a lawn mower at Morningside Cemetery. 10
_Blakelock_