2018 Summer Flash Draft Finals: H.P. Pufncraft vs. _Blakelock_

H.P. Pufncraft
1. gwally is force-fed a Jawbreaker in Cabrini-Green.
2. H.P. Pufncraft is electrocuted at the Lucky Shamrock Casino by a big-boobed "robot."
3. Santa did it in Linnea Quigley's house with antlers.
4. Devonia did it in Santa's Workshop with Cropsy's garden shears.
5. Mogwai shat out his guts and melted like a ruddy cunt at The Slaughtered Lamb after drinking a bottle of Tenafly Viper.
6. kstaxxx (Porn Star Kelli Staxxx) is smothered in the cum-stained phone booth from Blow Out with the inflatable tits from Mother's Day 1980 (after choking on dick).

Vs.

_Blakelock_
1. Cryptus, death by brazen bull, in the backyard of the Sawyer residence.
2. Se7en, death by shark bite, just off the coast of Amity Island.
3. Heretic died of auto erotic asphyxiation in Freddy Kruger’s boiler room.
4. Iggy died after being run over by a semi truck outside of the Dixie Boy truck stop.
5. Jack the Pin swallowed whole by an Anaconda while seeking a cure for blindness on the Amazon river.
6. Killrobot eats a bullet before zombies rip him apart in an underground military bunker.

Comments

  • gwallygwally Snowhio
    H.P. Pufncraft – 51
    1. gwally is force-fed a Jawbreaker in Cabrini-Green. 10
    2. H.P. Pufncraft is electrocuted at the Lucky Shamrock Casino by a big-boobed "robot." 10
    3. Santa did it in Linnea Quigley's house with antlers. 7
    4. Devonia did it in Santa's Workshop with Cropsy's garden shears. 9
    5. Mogwai shat out his guts and melted like a ruddy cunt at The Slaughtered Lamb after drinking a bottle of Tenafy Viper. 10
    6. kstaxxx (Porn Star Kelli Staxxx) is smothered in the cum-stained phone booth from Blow Out with the inflatable tits from Mother's Day 1980 (after choking on dick). 5

    vs.

    _Blakelock_ -- 54
    1. Cryptus, death by brazen bull, in the backyard of the Sawyer residence. 9
    2. Se7en, death by shark bite, just off the coast of Amity Island. 9
    3. Heretic died of auto erotic asphyxiation in Freddy Kruger’s boiler room. 9
    4. Iggy died after being run over by a semi truck outside of the Dixie Boy truck stop. 8
    5. Jack the Pin swallowed whole by an Anaconda while seeking a cure for blindness
    on the Amazon river. 10
    6. Killrobot eats a bullet before zombies rip him apart in an underground military bunker. 9


    _Blakelock_
  • TexasSnacksTexasSnacks is Certified Rotten
    Winner-Puf

    Puf-35

    Blake-33
  • Mr_CottonMr_Cotton I am in Hell. Help me.
    edited July 11
    H.P. Pufncraft
    1. gwally is force-fed a Jawbreaker in Cabrini-Green. 2
    2. H.P. Pufncraft is electrocuted at the Lucky Shamrock Casino by a big-boobed "robot." 2
    3. Santa did it in Linnea Quigley's house with antlers. 3
    4. Devonia did it in Santa's Workshop with Cropsy's garden shears. 2
    5. Mogwai shat out his guts and melted like a ruddy cunt at The Slaughtered Lamb after drinking a bottle of Tenafly Viper. 3
    6. kstaxxx (Porn Star Kelli Staxxx) is smothered in the cum-stained phone booth from Blow Out with the inflatable tits from Mother's Day 1980 (after choking on dick). 3

    15

    _Blakelock_
    1. Cryptus, death by brazen bull, in the backyard of the Sawyer residence. 3
    2. Se7en, death by shark bite, just off the coast of Amity Island. 3
    3. Heretic died of auto erotic asphyxiation in Freddy Kruger’s boiler room. 3
    4. Iggy died after being run over by a semi truck outside of the Dixie Boy truck stop. 1
    5. Jack the Pin swallowed whole by an Anaconda while seeking a cure for blindness on the Amazon river. 2
    6. Killrobot eats a bullet before zombies rip him apart in an underground military bunker. 3

    15

    TIE

    Coin toss goes to H.P. Pufncraft for referencing more films I like.
    "It's Frank. It's Uncle Frank. You remember. Come to Daddy."
  • nancenance maryland
    H.P. Pufncraft
    1. gwally is force-fed a Jawbreaker in Cabrini-Green. 3
    2. H.P. Pufncraft is electrocuted at the Lucky Shamrock Casino by a big-boobed "robot." 3
    3. Santa did it in Linnea Quigley's house with antlers. 3
    4. Devonia did it in Santa's Workshop with Cropsy's garden shears. 3
    5. Mogwai shat out his guts and melted like a ruddy cunt at The Slaughtered Lamb after drinking a bottle of Tenafly Viper. 4
    6. kstaxxx (Porn Star Kelli Staxxx) is smothered in the cum-stained phone booth from Blow Out with the inflatable tits from Mother's Day 1980 (after choking on dick). 2

    18

    _Blakelock_
    1. Cryptus, death by brazen bull, in the backyard of the Sawyer residence. 3
    2. Se7en, death by shark bite, just off the coast of Amity Island. 3
    3. Heretic died of auto erotic asphyxiation in Freddy Kruger’s boiler room. 4
    4. Iggy died after being run over by a semi truck outside of the Dixie Boy truck stop. 2
    5. Jack the Pin swallowed whole by an Anaconda while seeking a cure for blindness on the Amazon river. 4
    6. Killrobot eats a bullet before zombies rip him apart in an underground military bunker. 3

    19

    winner: blakelock
  • MaydayMayday - Mega-City One
    Puf - 8
    Blakelock -10

    Blakelock gets my vote

    Jury. Executioner. Judge.#RebootsAndRemakesForever

  • gwallygwally Snowhio
    Blakelock wins!
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