Off-Topic Thread December 2017: Silent Night, Evil Night Edition


"Little old lady got mutilated late last night" [Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London, 1978]



  • FlaggFlagg Michigan
    Are there any plans for a draft soon?

    "Little old lady got mutilated late last night" [Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London, 1978]

  • WonderlustWonderlust ~ Condemned wanderer of solitude


  • Got a real Christmas tree this year, house smells awesome..
  • TexasSnacksTexasSnacks is Certified Rotten
  • I love Christmas time!

    It's a Wonderful Life plays every week at my indie cinema, I'm gonna check it out this year. Then I'll have my usual christmas horrors in the evening :)
  • I checked to see if any theaters would be playing Die Hard for Christmas and one is but not until next year. :/
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  • I love having three day weekends but hat having to go back to work Saturday nights.
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  • only have two days off this week and no weed
  • Whelp, got all my Christmas lights up. I'm too ambitious with this shit and it takes me nearly all day..
  • @Glass Eater Can you come over and help me clean my rain gutters?
  • @gwally lawl! Tell you what, if you provide dinner I'll consider it.
  • It would totally be worth it!
  • RustyNailFromHellRustyNailFromHell Is between your girlfriend legs, while her parents watch with approval.
    Kinda miserable outside right now, so I got some pork ribs slow cooking in the oven this morning.
  • WonderlustWonderlust ~ Condemned wanderer of solitude
  • 14 Psychologists Were Asked: 'What Is The Most Profound Thing A Patient Has Ever Said To You?'

    1. "People don't do drugs to feel good. People do drugs to feel less bad."

    2. Child with autism who was struggling with her difficulty making and keeping friends: "It's okay if I don't have any friends. Having friends makes you happy but it doesn't make you a good person. You know who was really popular? Hitler."

    3. A patient recovering from body image issues told me: "We spend our whole lives trying to get to a certain place or acquire certain things so that we may be happy. But true happiness is when you realise you are never going to get to that place or that even when you do you will still be dreaming of a new place or new things. So happiness has to start now, with what we have." Basically sums up the whole message of therapy for me to be honest.

    4. I was interviewing a bi-polar patient. I asked him how he would describe himself: "An altruistic lover of truth and beauty". I then asked him how others would describe him: "Bit of a c*nt probably".

    5. Had a client with general anxiety disorder. She explained the feeling: "It's as if you've tripped and the moment where you don't know if you are going to catch yourself or not. That's how I feel all day."

    6. The medication made the voices go away. "I'm lonely now."

    7. 56-year-old alcoholic: "I feel like a ghost, walking around unseen in the backdrops of these other happy lives."

    8. "My arms miss you." Ten year old Autistic boy asking for a hug.

    9. I'm a recovery specialist, and one time my client said," I guess I missed the transition from when the ground was lava and imaginary friends became schizophrenia"

    10. "I like you Jace, I don't care what my voices say about you," said by a client with schizoaffective disorder.

    11. "Imagine if every small decision felt like it had life or death consequences." Describing living with an anxiety disorder.

    12. From a patient with Bipolar at a nursing home I worked at, when talking about how arbitrary the diagnostic guidelines can be: "I don't take my meds to fix me, because there's nothing wrong with me. I take them because everyone else is crazy and I need to fit in."

    13. "I don't wanna kill myself. I wanna kill the part of me that wants to kill myself."

    14. "Feeling pain is better than feeling nothing."

    It was the cow...

  • Just saw a video on FB, and it made me think

    It's not that I don't deserve to be happy, I think we all deserve to be happy. And I don't care how wretched a piece of shit I might have been, or you might have been, or you think you are now and then, or here and there.

    What I think is no one is so special, or so smart, or so clever, that they should have any right to expect to find it on the first try.

    Don't give up, ever. You do deserve to be happy.

    It was the cow...

  • FlaggFlagg Michigan
    I smell spam.

    "Little old lady got mutilated late last night" [Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London, 1978]

  • You spell spam?

    Hell, I can practically read Mandarin now!
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