Join the Official "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is Superior to the Original" Fan Club today! For the low price of: Stop lying to yourselves and admit it you cowards!
Wonderlustlingered last in line for brains and the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Join the Official "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is Superior to the Original" Fan Club today! For the low price of: Stop lying to yourselves and admit it you cowards!
RustyNailFromHellIs between your girlfriend legs, while her parents watch with approval.
Just found out that I've been driving around for the last 3 weeks without a drivers license. Found it on my bookshelf.
Customer: There WAS a sign up front saying half off on trees!
*checks*
Me: It's still there.
Customer: I can read!
Me: *sigh* Then what do you want to know?
Customer: I want to know what trees!
The sign SPECIFICALLY says fruit, flowering and shade trees and is right in front of all those trees.
Dealing with complete morons day in and day out is my curse.
@Cryptus Might have to sign up for Shudder's free 7 day trial just for this. I hope they show replays, because there's no way I can stay up for 24hrs.
Monstervision and USA's up all night were staples of my childhood. I remember catching his F13th marathon when it originally aired (must've been around 12 at the time)...
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Jason Voorhees and Joe Bob.
Gonna be a good night.
LA Premiere.
I hate you all.
I felt pretty second hand in the morning.
Oh, someone threatened to drag me into the bush and 'flog the fuck out of me' . At a time where I was actually sitting down not even making a peep.
He ended up getting kicked out. It was a good night. There was much rejoicing.
*checks*
Me: It's still there.
Customer: I can read!
Me: *sigh* Then what do you want to know?
Customer: I want to know what trees!
The sign SPECIFICALLY says fruit, flowering and shade trees and is right in front of all those trees.
Dealing with complete morons day in and day out is my curse.
Monstervision and USA's up all night were staples of my childhood. I remember catching his F13th marathon when it originally aired (must've been around 12 at the time)...
And Joe Bob was great in Casino!
You fuckin' momo!
Jury. Executioner. Judge.