Don't forget some good old fashioned politically incorrect homophobia that simply wouldn't fly today by everyone's favorite Swedish redneck character actor Bo Svenson as the lead detective. It's not every movie where that creepy toy store owner guy from Silent Night, Deadly Night (that looks like a poor man's Ed Lauter) is the voice of reason. Tyrell was shit tons scarier than the goofy Tourette's crackhead Mrs. Voorhees even if her brand was more on the scheming, manipulative side of psychopathy.
Wonderlustlingered last in line for brains and the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Not bad but not great horror from Blumhouse. Decent enough concept executed inoffensively, but the snapchat filter effects and lack of tension distracts.
Unsane - 3/5
Weird drama thriller shot on an iphone to give the weirdness an even weirder look. Not bad Soderberg but please leave the gimmicks behind.
They went above and beyond for this sequel, really pulled out all the stops. Clever, touching, and even made me lol a couple times. Respect to writer/director Christopher Landon - was surprised to learn that he wrote Disturbia and four Paranormal Activity sequels. This guy must love working in the horror genre. Strong three out of five.
I love the way you sing, okay? I fucked up my whole life because of the way you sing. - Before Midnight
The score is mostly for the insane final fifteen minutes. The first hour and fifteen minutes is a whack ass killer bigfoot movie with tits sprinkled in here and there.
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Director: Kai E. Bogatzki
The Theta Girl, 2017. 7,5/10
Director: Christopher Bickel
Close Calls, 2018. 8/10
Director: Richard Stringham
Serenity, 2019. 6/10
Director: Steven Knight
Director: William Asher
Director: Alex Wesley
Horrors in the Witch's House, 2018. 7/10
Director: Alex Wesley
Russian Gore!
Best enjoyed with your choice of rotgut. Totally over the top with seemingly no taboo kills left on the table.
Not bad but not great horror from Blumhouse. Decent enough concept executed inoffensively, but the snapchat filter effects and lack of tension distracts.
Unsane - 3/5
Weird drama thriller shot on an iphone to give the weirdness an even weirder look. Not bad Soderberg but please leave the gimmicks behind.
They went above and beyond for this sequel, really pulled out all the stops. Clever, touching, and even made me lol a couple times. Respect to writer/director Christopher Landon - was surprised to learn that he wrote Disturbia and four Paranormal Activity sequels. This guy must love working in the horror genre. Strong three out of five.
...my god, the tension! I was literally on the edge of the sofa watching this. Utterly brilliant! No acting involved. Just pure adrenaline.
Billionaire Boys Club - 3.5/10
Jury. Executioner. Judge.
Tales of the Crypt: Demon Night, 1995 - 6/10
The Hole in the Ground, 2019 - 7.5/10
Alita: Battle Angel, 2019 - 7.5/10
Summer of 84, 2018 - 8/10
Director: Ovidio G. Assonitis
Canaries, 2017. 7/10
Director: Peter Stray
Havana Darkness, 2019. 7/10
Director: Guillermo Iván
The Isle, 2018. 7/10
Director: Matthew Butler-Hart
Director: Jamie Patterson
Christine
Director: Terry Bourke
Jury. Executioner. Judge.
Director: Alfredo Zacarías
The score is mostly for the insane final fifteen minutes. The first hour and fifteen minutes is a whack ass killer bigfoot movie with tits sprinkled in here and there.