Cryptus
About
- Username
- Cryptus
- Location
- 45 Lampkin Lane
- Joined
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- Roles
- REGISTERED
- Favorite Horror Movie
- The Thing
Comments
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I'm not a Scream guy, but apparently this was ALSO filmed here in Wilmington where Halloween Kills was filmed as well? What is it about my town that makes people think "ah, perfect masked psychopath town right there"?
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hai gang, happy october let's get under the influence of various substances and drink way too much cider and sugar and do weird shit at the graveyard then unwind with a night of Frankenhooker.
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@nancylives! Predators are only as interesting as their opponents, To hell, I'd watch a movie ONLY about Predators and their interesting culture and practices, even with no dialogue. The Predator comics have created storylines far more interesti…
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Watched Terminator 2 for it's 30th on Friday, then spent my July 4th grilling bbq chicken, corn on the cob, then feasting on it all with some glasses of mead and another viewing of Return of the Living Dead. Pretty lazy, but not a half bad weekend w…
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Theaters are fully opened up again, mask mandates lifted, and now I can finally go back to abusing my Regal Unlimited plan like it's going out of style. Good to be back.
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Was alright. Cheesy as fuck, but made good on gore, action, and fanservice. However I can't for the fucking LIFE of me figure out why they needed or felt this "Cole Young" shmuck was necessary at all. What, the film needed an audience surrogate to b…
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why am i not dead yet
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gwally do you have any of those candy skeleton coffins. Send me all of them if so
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Ah, vacation. Time for spookies, pumpkin, apple stuff, and Joe Bob tonight. Fuck work for a week.
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Remember, candy should be taken in moderation, as the sugar levels can lead to obesity and tooth decay. Please enjoy responsibly. Except the ones that are gonna be at my house. Those are fine and everyone will receive full sized snickers and 3 mu…
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Oi! Is that the fuckin Burger King Kid's Meal Frankenstein Monster toy? I used to love those lil cunts.
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I realize the formatting of that sentence makes it sound like I had a bad sexual run-in involving gwally and candy related paraphernalia. I'm not changing it.
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I remember my sweet virgin days when I thought gwally's candy gimmick was an exaggeration.
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I watched Verotika. A ) Katrina Jade is hot B ) Holy shit this piece of garbage is the most incredible piece of excrement ever committed to film. C ) Danzig probably shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a camera ever again.
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So I talked my buddy into doing a projection set up at his place for Halloween this year. I'm gonna come over and we're gonna grill shit and just watch dope Halloween movies and have fun. Basically so he can serve as my guinea pig and I can see w…