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[BEST & WORST ’11] The Worst Posters of the Year!

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Posters, when done right, are an art form. Sure, they’re advertisements, but they’re also such a great artistic challenge. Representing the identity of a movie – and getting people in the door – with a single image? That’s tough.

So tough, in fact, that it’s very rarely done properly anymore. And look, I know that studio mandates can wreck a poster (floating heads etc…) just as much as a bad artist can – but a wrecked poster is a wrecked poster.

Hit the jump to check out some truly awful posters (with one great one thrown in for contrast)! Bloody Disgusting 2011 Best and Worst Horror Movies

Mr. Disgusting (Best/Worst) | Ryan Daley (Best/Worst) | BC (Best/Worst) | David Harley (Best/Worst)
Micah (Best/Worst) | Lonmonster (Best/Worst) | Evan Dickson (Best/Worst) | Lauren Taylor (Best/Worst)
Posters (Best/Worst) | Trailers (Best/Worst) | Performances (Best)

Fright Night

Bad photoshop. Bad movie. Bland, waxy poster. Bland, waxy movie. Although when you look at it alongside the one-sheet for the original, it’s actually great for one thing – giving the perfect visual analogy for the disparate levels of quality between the two versions.

Seriously – the comparison does all the work for me!

Creature

To quote Mr. Disgusting – “ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah”. The worst thing about this poster is that it almost makes this movie seem like it’s some fun, cheap grindhouse type endeavor. It’s not. It’s stupid, flat and so so amazingly boring you won’t believe your eyes.

The Thing

This one makes me kind of mad because it so shamelessly pulls at my heartstrings. Heartstrings that are firmly affixed to Carpenter’s 1982 film. Heartstrings affixed to a particular image from Carpenter’s 1982 film that ISN’T EVEN IN THIS HALF-ASSED PREQUEL. Manipulative. They say a picture says a thousand words? This one says “We’re out of ideas”. 250 times (don’t make me feel like Brandon Routh in Scott Pilgrim by asking me to explain).

Straw Dogs

See my comments on The Thing.

Dream House

While the bad word of mouth and lack of press certainly did their fair share of damage, the marketing materials for Dream House certainly didn’t do their part to put asses in seats either. Such a bad tagline and such a bland poster. All it does is remind me of that Garden State sight gag without giving me any real incentive at all to go to this film. And it’s aesthetically unpleasant to boot.

Hellraiser: Revelations

If you have a decent brand name but a crappy new design/make-up job for your most famous character, what’s the best course of action? The opposite of what they did here. Don’t alienate people who are only going to see this thing for the brand/title by telling them right up front how stupid it looks!

Paranormal Activity 3

More beholden to brand loyalty than creativity. Smart business, bad art. Boring poster.

Trespass

Because the only thing that would make this a more ridiculous image for a one-sheet would be to illustrate it.

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Here’s Johnny! 5 Unexpected Homages to ‘The Shining’ in Non-Horror Media

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Some movies are just so beloved that you can experience them through cultural osmosis without ever sitting down to actually watch them. From loving parodies to meticulous recreations of iconic scenes, memorable filmmaking lives on even after the curtains close on the silver screen. And when it comes to horror, few films can compete with the massive impact that Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining had on popular culture as a whole.

Whether or not you think the flick is a good adaptation of Stephen King’s seminal novel, 1980’s The Shining slowly but surely grew into one of the most influential genre movies ever made, inspiring everything from surprisingly heartfelt sequels to classic episodes of The Simpsons. However, not all The Shining references are created equal, and today I’d like to shine a light on six unexpected homages to Kubrick’s iconic film.

In this list, we’ll be focusing on references and Easter eggs that either came out of the blue or came from creators that you wouldn’t expect to be fans of this classic ghost story. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own favorite references to the Torrance family and the Overlook Hotel if you think we missed a particularly memorable one.

With that out of the way, onto the list!


5. A Nightmare on FaceTimeSouth Park (2012)

Regardless of the brand’s iffy reputation among former employees, the death of Blockbuster Video was a serious blow to fans of physical media. Of course, some folks were more affected by this than others, and South Park’s Randy Marsh definitely took things a little too far in the twelfth episode of the show’s sixteenth season.

Titled A Nightmare on FaceTime, the main plot of this 2012 story is a surprisingly faithful recreation of The Shining where Randy purchases an empty Blockbuster store and begins to go mad once he realizes that his investment may not have been a very good idea due to the rise of streaming and the now-defunct RedBox storefronts.


4. The Overlook Hotel Level – Ready Player One (2018)

I was never really a fan of Ernest Cline’s Ready Player One, so I viewed Stephen Spielberg’s divisive adaptation of the novel as an improvement over the source material despite having its own narrative issues. In fact, I actually prefer how Spielberg changed the story by removing several references to his own work and replacing a lengthy Blade Runner detour with an over-the-top homage to The Shining.

A CGI-heavy recreation of the film’s most iconic moments that feels like a big-budget ghost train ride set within the Overlook Hotel, this intense sequence is more of a recreation of the freaky aesthetics of The Shining rather than its mind-bending narrative. However, it’s still fun to see Spielberg make a heartfelt tribute to a filmmaker that was once his close personal friend.


3. IKEA Singapore Halloween Ad (2014)

It makes sense that commercials don’t typically borrow from the horror genre, as it might be a bad idea to scare away potential customers, but some references are just too much fun to pass up.

That’s probably why the publicists behind this Ikea ad from Singapore were allowed to turn their commercial into a genuinely unsettling recreation of Danny’s tricycle scene from The Shining. After all, nobody cares if your store is haunted so long as it offers late-night shopping hours and a large selection of merchandise that you can become lost in forever and ever…


2. The End of ‘Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality’Community (2014)

Community is no stranger to recreating iconic movie moments within the show, and the series had previously tackled horror tropes in episodes like the fan-favorite Epidemiology. However, the most laugh-out-loud moment on this particular list comes from a brief gag towards the end of the season five episode ‘Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality’.

The majority of this episode has nothing to do with scary movies, but there’s a brief subplot involving supporting character Chang and a possible encounter with ghosts that leads him to question his own existence. This subplot culminates in the episode’s hilarious ending where the camera zooms in on a black-and-white photograph of Chang in period clothing at some kind of celebration, just like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining.

However, the picture’s subtitle eventually reveals that it’s merely a conveniently placed keepsake from the ‘Old Timey Photo Club’.


1. The Overlook Hedge Maze Sequence – Zootopia 2 (2025)

Disney movies are pretty far removed from both the gruesome horror of Stephen King and the heady filmmaking of Stanley Kubrick, so I don’t think anyone was expecting the climax of last year’s Zootopia sequel to take place in an animated version of the snowy hedge maze from The Shining.

In this unexpectedly intense sequence, friend-turned-villain Pawbert Lynxley (an unhinged lynx cat played by Andy Samberg) chases our protagonists through a creepy labyrinth in a loving recreation of Jack Nicholson’s icy demise outside the Overlook Hotel. The actual ending here might be a little more child-friendly than what’s being referenced, but it’s amazing that the filmmakers were able to push the horror elements as far as they did – especially since the scene doesn’t really have anything to do with the rest of the movie.

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