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Special Feature: ‘South Park’ Horror-Inspired Episodes

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It’s no secret that horror and humor go together perfectly. We’ve seen it in movies such as Evil Dead 2, Scream, Leprechaun, Child’s Play, and many more. So what happens when a TV show built upon satire and parody takes a stab (no pun intended) at horror? Well, you end up getting some of the funniest, and possibly most disturbing episodes to air on broadcast television. Here now are 10 horror inspired “South Park” episodes. Enjoy!


1. Marjorine (2005; ep.9-9)

The boys pretend to kill Butters in order to get him into a “girls only” slumber party. So what does Stephen Stotch do? Why, he basically follows Pet Sematary and buries “Butters'” body in a sacred Indian burial ground.

Best line of the episode: “Oh Butters, you smell like…bacon!

2. Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (1999; ep.3-12)

Even though it’s a complete “Scooby Doo” rip-off, that’s fine! “Scooby Doo” was inspired by horror all the time, so I see nothing wrong with them doing an homage. Plus, Korn does some of the most ridiculous voice-overs in a while.

Best line of the episode: “Yes, by now he’s probably removed her eyes and made love to the empty sockets as well.

3. Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001; ep.5-4)

Probably the cleverest episode the brains behind “South Park” have ever written, “Scott Tenorman Must Die” is basically a very simple retelling of Shakespeare’s “Titus;” it’s definitely one of the grimmest endings to a “South Park” episode. Ever.

Best line of the episode: “Eric! Are you training that pony to please you?

4. Cartman’s Incredible Gift (2004; ep.8-13)

Cartman hits his head and the police think he’s a psychic. What goes on next is a twist on Silence Of The Lambs/Red Dragon (Manhunter for you purists).

Best line of the episode: “I see you like cutting the eyes out of photos with women. My son is a big fan of that too.

5. Ginger Kids (2005; ep.9-11)

The boys turn Cartman into a ginger without his knowledge. So what does he do? Why, he convinces all the gingers to kidnap all the non-ginger kids and then kill them. I can’t think of a horror movie like this, except for Batman Returns, and that’s a stretch, but the episode gets really creepy when the gingers are out on the streets.

Best line of the episode: “Okay, that’s lunch kids. We’ll pick up with Clyde’s speech about lesbian cheerleaders after recess.

6. Night of the Living Homeless (2007; ep.11-7)

Do I really need to tell you what movie this gives homage to?

Best line of the episode: “Well I was thinking we could turn the homeless into tires. So that we could still have homeless but use them on our cars.

7. Woodland Critter Christmas (2004; ep.8-14)

Cartman writes a story for class and it ends up being about a group of Satanic animals that want to birth the Anti-Christ. It carries one of the best ending lines to a “South Park” episode.

Best line of the episode: “We’re still kids, we still have our baby teeth.

And our baby claws.

And a dead mom.

8. Britney’s New Look (2008; ep.12-2)

Britney Spears comes to South Park to get away from the paparazzi. What ends up happening? It’s basically a retelling of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”. There’s also an amazing reference to Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Best line of the episode: “We hadn’t told you about it Stanley because we like to wait until kids are a little older to talk to them about things like condoms and ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest.

9. The Ungroundable (2008; ep.12-14)

A scathing satire about the love of Twilight, this episode mocks the ever living hell out of wannabe Goth vampires. Yup, I’m all for it.

Best line of the episode: “Well mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor.

10. The Wacky Molestation Adventure (2000; ep.4-16)

The kids tell the authorities that their parents (and everyone else) have molested them to get them out of South Park. End result: it’s Children of the Corn. While “Night of the Homeless” ranks as ONE of my favorite episodes, this episode is definitely in my Top 3.

Best line of the episode: “Okay, I’m scared now too. That freaked me out.

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Tales from ‘Tales from the Crypt’: Exhuming Season Six’s “Only Skin Deep” Episode

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Sherrie Rose as Molly and Peter Onorati as Carl in "Only Skin Deep".

The penultimate season of Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996) aired its first three episodes on October 31, so it’s understandable that at least one of those three stories is set on Halloween.

Sandwiched between “Let the Punishment Fit the Crime” (Russell Mulcahy, Ron Finley) and “Whirlpool” (Mick Garris, A. L. Katz & Gilbert Adler) is the most severe episode of the bunch. Maybe the entire series? William Malone and Dick Beebe’s “Only Skin Deep” traded the show’s typical sense of fun for startling amounts of bleakness and kink.

“Only Skin Deep” is, apart from the Crypt Keeper’s intro and outro, noticeably unfunny. There are no considerable attempts at making the viewer laugh. Come to think of it, if those bookends had been replaced, and there was more of a sci-fi element in the story, HBO could have easily squeezed this tale into that successor anthology, Perversions of Science (1997). In Crypt, though, “Only Skin Deep” is much too grim for an audience that had become accustomed to campiness and levity.

What makes “Only Skin Deep” feel dark, among other things, is its protagonist. Showing up to a Halloween party where he’s not welcome, and where his former girlfriend (Diane DiLasco) is attending, Carl Schlag (Peter Onorati) first comes across as your standard bitter ex. You soon realize it’s much worse than that, once Carl threatens Linda (“You know, silly me, thinking I gave you what you deserved. If I’d have done that, I’d have killed you”). Now, I haven’t forgotten that Tales from the Crypt was teeming with vile men who did women harm. Yet Carl’s brand of misogynistic menace hits differently—it borders on being too realistic for this kind of series.

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Mike Vosburg’s EC-style comic cover for “Only Skin Deep”, as seen in the Tales from the Crypt episode.

Despite donning a party mask for much of the episode, Carl can’t ever mask his true nature. The invitation did saycome as you are, after all. That inability to change and be better, however, is why Carl ends up in such a karmic predicament. His outburst of anger at the party attracts the attention of one loner partygoer named Molly (Sherrie Rose, who was also in Season Four’sOn a Deadman’s Chest). Her bone-white, featurelessmaskand body-bag costume don’t initially register as too strange, especially on a night like this. But at a party chock-full of colorful, cartoonish, and lighthearted ensembles, it does look out of place.

Darkness attracts darkness as Carl ditches the party and accompanies the mysterious Molly to her place. Which, by the way, should have been an immediate red flag. But perhaps she’s so hot, he doesn’t seem to mind the serial killer aesthetic. Resembling a warehouse that has been converted into living spaces, but never then decorated to remove the cold, industrial look, Molly’s home (or lair) is as gloomy as this whole episode feels. It’s like the set of a grungy music video, albeit a tad cleaner. The environments in a typical Crypt episode tend to be small, overfilled, and broken-in. Warm, regardless of any weird goings-on. All that empty space in Molly’s hovel, on the other hand, elicits a creepy feeling that Carl was unwise to ignore.

Tales from the Crypt featured more sex than it didn’t, but hands down,Only Skin Deepboasts the steamiest scene in the show’s history. Pushing it over the line, in addition to Onorati showing bare buns and the camera never turning down one of his pelvic thrusts, is the twisted dirty talk. Carl stays in the moment, whereas Molly unleashes charged lines likethe hurt, the anger, give it to meandtake it out on my flesh like you want to. It’s all quite kinky, as well as tied into the story’s theme of pain.

How elseOnly Skin Deepdiffers from other episodes is its twists. Or rather, its lack thereof. Nothing comes as a great surprise here, particularly because the deuteragonist’s ulterior motives are so obvious. By no means is Molly a wolf in sheep’s clothing; her face is a fright mask, she practically reeks of death, and she lives in what can best be described as a serial killer’s hideout. That last-act revelation of Molly’s mask really being her face is also nothing shocking. Cleverness is certainly not this episode’s strength.

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A page from “…Only Skin Deep!”, as seen in EC Comics’ Tales from the Crypt.

WhileOnly Skin Deepisn’t the most universally loved episode of Tales from the Crypt, it’s an interesting preview of William Malone’s future as a director. Most notably, he went on to helm House on Haunted Hill (1999) and FeardotCom (2002), the former of which was co-written by Dick Beebe, this episode’s writer. Dark Castle Entertainment, that genre house founded by Crypt producers Joel Silver, Robert Zemeckis, and Gilbert Adler, was instrumental in bringing out Malone’s gruesome, over-the-top vision in House on Haunted Hill. However, FeardotCom and Malone’s Masters of Horror episode,Fair-Haired Child, are the most stylistically compatible withOnly Skin Deep.

As one might guess, this episode is nothing like its source material. TheOnly Skin Deep!found in the pages of EC Comics is set during Mardi Gras in New Orleans, and save for its last couple of pages, is pretty sweet in nature. There, a man named Herbert is enamored with a woman he met five years prior to the present-day story. Every year, he has come down to Mardi Gras to see Suzanne, who’s always dressed as a hag-faced witch. Well, this time, Herbert plans on popping the question and marrying someone who is, for the most part, a total stranger. Suzanne accepts his proposal, but with one condition: they stay in costume until they’re officially hitched. You can probably see where this is going

Once they are married, Suzanne remains incognito, even when she and Herbert have consummated their vows. A semi-predictive nightmare then rattles Herbert; he dreamt that Suzanne’s real face was as wizened as her mask. Finally, in his haste to find out the truth, Herbert winds up killing his new wife. Faceless and well on her way to bleeding out, the dying Suzanne manages to say she never wore a mask.

For more traditional EC-style ghastliness, your best bet is reading the comic. It’s wickedly sad. For something less conventional, as far as Tales from the Crypt goes, the role-reversing adaptation is worth watching. It’s not the best this show had to offer, although Malone’s visual style, plus the sexual abandon, does set the episode apart. If nothing else,Only Skin Deepleaves an impression that, even years later, shows no signs of fading.

Season Six of Tales from the Crypt can be streamed on Shudder, starting on June 5.


Tales from Tales from the Crypt celebrates the show’s Shudder premiere by singling out one episode from each season. So don’t even think about changing that dial, boys and ghouls. More spot-“frights” are to come.

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Carl discovers Molly’s collection of human ‘masks’ in the Tales from the Crypt episode, “Only Skin Deep”.

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