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Celebrate the New Year With ‘Terror Train’!

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Terror Train

Happy New Year everyone! I hope all of you have a fantastic holiday and are ready to dive right in to 2015! I’ve been pretty sick all week so I’ve just been watching some horror classics, rather than out partying with the cool kids. This year I thought I would revisit (and pseudo review) an old classic that just happens to be set on New Year’s Eve: Terror Train.

For those of you who don’t know, Terror Train is about a group of fraternity and sorority students who are stalked on a train one New Year’s Eve by a masked figure. They quickly figure out that the only people being killed were involved in a prank played on a fellow student three years earlier. The prank involved making Kenny (the aforementioned shy kid) think he was going to hook up with Jamie Lee Curtis’ character, Alana, only to have a fake(?) corpse be in the bed. Kenny then proceeds to freak out and spin around in circles on the bed before the screen cuts to black.

It’s a pretty simple plot, and the characters would be completely indistinguishable if they weren’t wearing costumes (other than Jamie Lee Curtis and David Copperfield). Most of the male characters are unlikable and all of the females (sans Curtis) come across as bimbos. Terror Train does use the costumes in a pretty cool way in that the killer dons the costume of each of his subsequent victims after he murders them.

It’s been a few years since I’ve watched Terror Train but I completely forgot about how much the first hour is a bit of a snooze. If I’m being completely honest, I’m not the biggest fan of Terror Train. I think it’s alright, but I think since I saw it after all of the classics (Halloween, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, etc.) it just wasn’t as interesting to me. Most of the film consists of watching a college party that you can’t be a part of. Sure there is some drama like Curtis’ beef with resident douchebag Doc, but other than that there’s really not much going on here. I found myself frequently pressing the display button on my remote to see how much time had passed.

The mystery itself isn’t all that engaging either, since we pretty much know from the beginning that it’s Kenny who is murdering everyone. Upon re-watching it this week, I realized how much the last 30 minutes completely redeem everything that came before it. The climax of the film is spectacular. Jamie Lee Curtis’ chase scene through the train is incredibly suspenseful and when she locks herself in the cage (forgive me for not knowing the exact term for this location in a train car) it’s pretty intense.

The absolute best part comes from the reveal that Kenny had disguised himself as the magician’s assistant for the entire film, and was occasionally sneaking off to kill the pranksters in the group. It’s a reveal that come completely out of left field. I wouldn’t be surprised if this twist had inspired the writers of Sleepaway Camp, although they took it a bit further. I admit to being surprised, because it had been so long since I had seen the film. I remember Kenny being the murderer, but that magician’s assistant bit took me completely off guard. It’s hilarious. Then of course you have Kenny’s ridiculous spinning come back into play:

Overall, I’d say Terror Train is a decent entry into the slasher genre, though I can certainly see why Curtis wanted to get out of the genre at this point in her career. It’s certainly not as good as Halloween and The Fog. I do think it’s better than Prom Nightbut that’s debatable. You can’t deny they went all out for than ending though.

So yeah, that was how I spent my New Year’s! Did you do something more exciting than I did? Or maybe you like to watch horror movies on New Year’s to celebrate as well. Let me know in the comments below!

A journalist for Bloody Disgusting since 2015, Trace writes film reviews and editorials, as well as co-hosts Bloody Disgusting's Horror Queers podcast, which looks at horror films through a queer lens. He has since become dedicated to amplifying queer voices in the horror community, while also injecting his own personal flair into film discourse. Trace lives in Austin, TX with his husband and their two dogs. Find him on Twitter @TracedThurman

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‘Malevolence’: The Overlooked Mid-2000s Love Letter to John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’

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Written and Directed by Stevan Mena on a budget of around $200,000, Malevolence was only released in ten theaters after it was purchased by Anchor Bay and released direct-to-DVD like so many other indie horrors. This one has many of the same pratfalls as its bargain bin brethren, which have probably helped to keep it hidden all these years. But it also has some unforgettable moments that will make horror fans (especially fans of the original Halloween) smile and point at the TV like Leonardo DiCaprio in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Malevolence is the story of a silent and masked killer told through the lens of a group of bank robbers hiding out after a score. The bank robbery is only experienced audibly from the outside of the bank, but whether the film has the budgetary means to handle this portion well or not, the idea of mixing a bank robbery tale into a masked slasher movie is a strong one.

Of course, the bank robbery goes wrong and the crew is split up. Once the table is fully set, we have three bank robbers, an innocent mom and her young daughter as hostages, and a masked man lurking in the shadows who looks like a mix between baghead Jason from Friday the 13th Part 2 and the killer from The Town That Dreaded Sundown. Let the slashing begin.

Many films have tried to recreate the aesthetic notes of John Carpenter’s 1978 classic Halloween, and at its best Malevolence is the equivalent of a shockingly good cover song.

Though the acting and script are at times lacking, the direction, score, and cinematography come together for little moments of old-school slasher goodness that will send tingles up your spine. It’s no Halloween, to be clear, but it does Halloween reasonably proud. The nighttime shots come lit with the same blue lighting and the musical notes of the score pop off at such specific moments, fans might find themselves laughing out loud at the absurdity of how hard the homages hit. When the killer jumps into frame, accompanied by the aforementioned musical notes, he does so sharply and with the same slow intensity as Michael Myers. Other films in the subgenre (and even a few in the Halloween franchise) will tell you this isn’t an easy thing to duplicate.

The production and costume designs of Malevolence hint at love letters to other classic horror films as well. The country location not only provides for an opening Halloween IV fans will appreciate but the abandoned meat plant and the furnishings inside make for some great callbacks to 1974’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. All of this is buoyed and accentuated by cinematography that you rarely see in today’s low-budget films. The film is shot on 35mm film by A&E documentary filmmaker Tsuyoshi Kimono, who gives Malevolence an old-school, grainy, 1970s aesthetic that feels completely natural and not like a cheap gimmick.

Malevolence is a movie that no doubt has some glaring imperfections but it is also a movie that is peppered with moments of potential. There’s a reason they made a follow-up prequel titled Malevolence 2: Bereavement years later (and another after that) that starred both Michael Biehn and Alexandra Daddario! That film tells the origin story of our baghead, Martin Bristol. Something the first film touches on a little bit, at least enough to give you the gist of what happened here. Long story short, a six-year-old boy was kidnapped by a serial killer and for years forced to watch him hunt, torture, and kill his victims. Which brings me to another fascinating aspect of Malevolence. The ending. SPOILER WARNING.

After the mother and child are saved from the killer, our slasher is gone, his bloody mask left on the floor. The camera pans around different areas of the town, showing all the places he may be lurking. If you’re down with the fact that it’s pretty obvious this is all an intentional love letter and not a bad rip-off, it’s pretty fun. Where Malevolence makes its own mark is in the true crime moments to follow. Law enforcement officers pull up to the plant and uncover a multitude of horrors. They find the notebooks of the original killer, which explain that he kidnapped the boy, taught him how to hunt, and was now being hunted by him. This also happened to be his final entry. We discover a hauntingly long line of bodies covered in white sheets: the bodies of the many missing persons the town had for years been searching for. And there are a whole lot of them. This moment really adds a cool layer of serial killer creepiness to the film.

Ultimately, Malevolence is a low-budget movie with some obvious deficiencies on full display. Enough of them that I can imagine many viewers giving up on the film before they get to what makes it so special, which probably explains how it has gone so far under the radar all these years. But the film is a wonderful ode to slashers that have come before it and still finds a way to bring an originality of its own by tying a bank robbery story into a slasher affair. Give Malevolence a chance the next time you’re in the mood for a nice little old school slasher movie.

Malevolence is now streaming on Tubi and Peacock.

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