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“You’re One Ugly Mother F*cker…”: ‘Predator 2’ Turns 25 Today!

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The 80’s and early 90’s were a really weird time. A movie would come out and the sequel inevitably went way crazier, larger, and more intense than anyone could possibly expect. If you think about it, that’s what happened with Alien and Aliens. It certainly happened with Gremlins and Gremlins 2: The New Batch. It could even be argued with Rambo and Terminator and their sequels. There was this delightful absurdity where no one really questioned going bigger. In fact, it became the norm and was what we expected pretty often. Looking back on it, it didn’t make a whole lot of sense but godDAMN was it fun!

Such was the case with Predator and it’s 1990 sequel Predator 2. The original was a tight and, in a way, understated sci-fi action/horror that created one of the most iconic movie villains to this day. However, being that it took place in a jungle, there wasn’t really all that much that director John McTiernan could do in terms of offering visual variety. That’s where the sequel came in.

Directed by Stephen Hopkins (The Ghost and the Darkness, A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child) and starring many of the actors from Aliens, such as Bill Paxton and María Conchita Alonso, Predator 2 went from the jungles of Central America to the concrete jungles of Los Angeles. Additionally, and for no good reason that I can think of, it took place in the future, specifically the year 1997.

Just like the first film, the plot is rather simple. LA is in the middle of a scorching heat wave AND is caught in the terror of an incredibly violent and destructive turf war between Colombian and Jamaican gangs. The Predator decides to make LA his hunting ground since it seems like there are a ton of potential competitors. One such competitor is Danny Glover, whose character “Lieutenant Michael Harrigan” is impulsive, headstrong, and intent on finding the “assassin” that ends up killing his detective Danny (Ruben Blades).

Meanwhile, Special Agent Peter Keyes (played by Gary Busey) is trying to keep Harrigan away from the crime scenes because he’s, in a totally foreseeable twist, fully aware that many of the deaths that are occurring are the result of the extraterrestrial hunter.

Everything culminates in a one-on-one battle inside the Predator’s spaceship. It’s a laughable segment because if Arnold couldn’t defeat a Predator without dropping a goddamn log on its fucking head, how are we supposed to believe that Danny Glover, who was already “…getting too old for this shit” in two Lethal Weapon movies prior to Predator 2, could whup its ass? Still, that’s part of the charm of Predator 2. It flat out didn’t give a fuck and, as a result, it’s a wildly entertaining mess!

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The film wasn’t nearly as strong of a financial success as the original. This might explain why it took over 20 years for a sequel to arrive, although many of us know what a boring disaster THAT was. However, in the years since its release, Predator 2 has developed a strong cult following. Additionally, it created a HUGE stir when it was shown on the spaceship’s wall that the Predator had a Xenomorph skull as one of its trophies. The Alien vs Predator craze blew up, even though it began a year earlier in a Dark Horse comic. Ultimately, that concept created two films and has spawned several comics and books.

Before I end this, I want to draw attention to how goddamn ridiculous the Predator looks when its helmet is revealed. Specifically, it’s the eyes that kill it. They look like the eyes of those animatronics from Chuck E. Cheese, all super round and plastic-y. Just see for yourself in the below clip. The original Predator looked fucking pissed when it took its helmet off, with eyes that were sunken in and fierce. The sequel looked downright comical.

But once again, considering the almost playful and comic book-esque approach of the sequel, the almost playful look of the Predator kinda makes sense. It certainly fits the aesthetic of the film.

As I stated earlier, it took over 20 years to get an actual third film in the Predator series and it was a disappointing film indeed. However, with a new sequel in the works, it’s worth revisiting the original two and taking notes on what made them so fun. The first was an action masterpiece and the second was…well…special in its own maniacal way.

Managing editor/music guy/social media fella of Bloody-Disgusting

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‘See No Evil’ – WWE’s First Horror Movie Was This 2006 Slasher Starring Kane

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With there being an overlap between wrestling fans and horror fans, it only made sense for WWE Studios to produce See No Evil. And much like The Rock’s Walking Tall and John Cena’s The Marine, this 2006 slasher was designed to jumpstart a popular wrestler’s crossover career; superstar Glenn “Kane” Jacobs stepped out of the ring and into a run-down hotel packed with easy prey. Director Gregory Dark and writer Dan Madigan delivered what the WWE had hoped to be the beginning of “a villain franchise in the vein of Jason, Freddy and Pinhead.” In hindsight, See No Evil and its unpunctual sequel failed to live up to expectations. Regardless of Jacob Goodnight’s inability to reach the heights of horror’s greatest icons, his films are not without their simple slasher pleasures.

See No Evil (previously titled Goodnight and Eye Scream Man) was a last gasp for a dying trend. After all, the Hollywood resurgence of big-screen slashers was on the decline by the mid-2000s. Even so, that first Jacob Goodnight offering is well aware of its genre surroundings: the squalid setting channels the many torturous playgrounds found in the Saw series and other adjacent splatter pics. Also, Gregory Dark’s first major feature — after mainly delivering erotic thrillers and music videos  — borrows the mustardy, filthy and sweaty appearance of Platinum Dunes’ then-current horror output. So, visually speaking, See No Evil fits in quite well with its contemporaries.

Despite its mere  setup — young offenders are picked off one by one as they clean up an old hotel — See No Evil is more ambitious than anticipated. Jacob Goodnight is, more or less, another unstoppable killing machine whose traumatic childhood drives him to torment and murder, but there is a process to his mayhem. In a sense, a purpose. Every new number in Goodnight’s body count is part of a survival ritual with no end in sight. A prior and poorly mended cranial injury, courtesy of Steven Vidler’s character, also influences the antagonist’s brutal streak. As with a lot of other films where a killer’s crimes are religious in nature, Goodnight is viscerally concerned with the act of sin and its meaning. And that signature of plucking out victims’ eyes is his way of protecting his soul.

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Image: The cast of See No Evil enters the Blackwell Hotel.

Survival is on the mind of just about every character in See No Evil, even before they are thrown into a life-or-death situation. Goodnight is processing his inhumane upbringing in the only way he can, whereas many of his latest victims have committed various crimes in order to get by in life. The details of these offenses, ranging from petty to severe, can be found in the film’s novelization. This more thorough media tie-in, also penned by Madigan, clarified the rap sheets of Christine (Christina Vidal), Kira (Samantha Noble), Michael (Luke Pegler) and their fellow delinquents. Readers are presented a grim history for most everyone, including Vidler’s character, Officer Frank Williams, who lost both an arm and a partner during his first encounter with the God’s Hand Killer all those years ago. The younger cast is most concerned with their immediate wellbeing, but Williams struggles to make peace with past regrets and mistakes.

While the first See No Evil film makes a beeline for its ending, the literary counterpart takes time to flesh out the main characters and expound on scenes (crucial or otherwise). The task requires nearly a third of the book before the inmates and their supervisors even reach the Blackwell Hotel. Yet once they are inside the death trap, the author continues to profile the fodder. Foremost is Christine and Kira’s lock-up romance born out of loyalty and a mutual desire for security against their enemies behind bars. And unlike in the film, their sapphic relationship is confirmed. Meanwhile, Michael’s misogyny and bigotry are unmistakable in the novelization; his racial tension with the story’s one Black character, Tye (Michael J. Pagan), was omitted from the film along with the repeated sexual exploitation of Kira. These written depictions make their on-screen parallels appear relatively upright. That being said, by making certain characters so prickly and repulsive in the novelization, their rare heroic moments have more of an impact.

Madigan’s book offers greater insight into Goodnight’s disturbed mind and harrowing early years. As a boy, his mother regularly doled out barbaric punishments, including pouring boiling water onto his “dangling bits” if he ever “sinned.” The routine maltreatment in which Goodnight endured makes him somewhat sympathetic in the novelization. Also missing from the film is an entire character: a back-alley doctor named Miles Bennell. It was he who patched up Goodnight after Williams’ desperate but well-aimed bullet made contact in the story’s introduction. Over time, this drunkard’s sloppy surgery led to the purulent, maggot-infested head wound that, undoubtedly, impaired the hulking villain’s cognitive functions and fueled his violent delusions.

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Image: Dan Madigan’s novelization for See No Evil.

An additional and underlying evil in the novelization, the Blackwell’s original owner, is revealed through random flashbacks. The author described the hotel’s namesake, Langley Blackwell, as a deviant who took sick pleasure in defiling others (personally or vicariously). His vile deeds left a dark stain on the Blackwell, which makes it a perfect home for someone like Jacob Goodnight. This notion is not so apparent in the film, and the tie-in adaptation says it in a roundabout way, but the building is haunted by its past. While literal ghosts do not roam these corridors, Blackwell’s lingering depravity courses through every square inch of this ill-reputed establishment and influences those who stay too long.

The selling point of See No Evil back then was undeniably Kane. However, fans might have been disappointed to see the wrestler in a lurking and taciturn role. The focus on unpleasant, paper-thin “teenagers” probably did not help opinions, either. Nevertheless, the first film is a watchable and, at times, well-made straggler found in the first slasher revival’s death throes. A modest budget made the decent production values possible, and the director’s history with music videos allowed the film a shred of style. For meatier characterization and a harder demonstration of the story’s dog-eat-dog theme, though, the novelization is worth seeking out.

Jen and Sylvia Soska, collectively The Soska Sisters, were put in charge of 2014’s See No Evil 2. This direct continuation arrived just in time for Halloween, which is fitting considering its obvious inspiration. In place of the nearly deserted hospital in Halloween II is an unlucky morgue receiving all the bodies from the Blackwell massacre. Familiar face Danielle Harris played the ostensible final girl, a coroner whose surprise birthday party is crashed by the  resurrected God’s Hand Killer. In an effort to deliver uncomplicated thrills, the Soskas toned down the previous film’s heavy mythos and religious trauma, as well as threw in characters worth rooting for. This sequel, while more straightforward than innovative, pulls no punches and even goes out on a dark note.

The chances of seeing another See No Evil with Kane attached are low, especially now with Glenn Jacobs focusing on a political career. Yet there is no telling if Jacob Goodnight is actually gone, or if he is just playing dead.

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Image: Katharine Isabelle and Lee Majdouba’s characters don’t notice Kane’s Jacob Goodnight character is behind them in See No Evil 2.

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