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What Would Your Five ‘Trapped on an Island’ Horror Movies Be?

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We’ve all heard this question a million times before, in some format or another. Whether it be about books, albums, specific types of food, etc…, we’ve all had to think long and hard about what kind of life we would choose for ourselves should we be in a precarious and compromised position.

So, it’s time to throw this question at you, the horror loving readers of Bloody-Disgusting: “What would your five “Trapped on an Island” horror movies be?” Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that you had a portable blu-ray player that never ran out of power and it had five movies built into it (kinda like an old school record jukebox). That’s how this magical situation plays out, okay?

Now, keep in mind that this isn’t necessarily your favorite horror movies. After all, some of your favorites might be movies that are good to watch once every now and again but aren’t meant for repeat viewing. And when you’re stuck on an island with little to do, sometimes you just need a movie that you can watch over and over again to pass the time, regardless if it’s good or not.

Below are my five picks (which will probably change 10 minutes after I hit ‘Publish’, but that’s a different story altogether) for you to check out and then I want you to tell me in the comments your own choices!

The Hitcher

I absolutely love this movie. It plays out so well and has this unbelievable rhythm that makes it incredibly exciting for me as I watch it. Additionally, I’ll fully admit that I’ve watched this movie, let the credits roll, and let the movie start over again without a problem. I can easily watch this movie over and over again and enjoy it every single time.

Doom

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I’m gonna get crucified for this but hear me out! This movie is just pure fun. Additionally, it’s 105 minutes, which means it takes up a good portion of the day. Lastly, Karl Urban is one of my favorite actors, so boom goes the dynamite.

Aliens

Need I even go into why this is a great decision? After all, it’s probably the greatest sci-fi/horror action film ever created. If you’ve seen it, which I hope all of you have, then you know why this is on here.

Big Trouble in Little China

Many of you will say, “This isn’t a horror movie!” Umm, yeah it is. It’s also comedy, martial arts, action, adventure, romance (ehhh…), and a whole bunch of other genres all rolled into one amazing package that I will never, EVER get sick of.

Predator

How can you go wrong with Arnie being hunted and then hunting one of the deadliest hunters in the universe (clearly I like various conjugations of the word “hunt”). And while it might be stupid to watch a sci-fi/horror film that’s set in the jungle whilst being stranded on an island, I’m thinking I’d be okay with it. Know why? Cuz I’m a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

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‘Leprechaun Returns’ – The Charm of the Franchise’s Legacy Sequel

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The erratic Leprechaun franchise is not known for sticking with a single concept for too long. The namesake (originally played by Warwick Davis) has gone to L.A., Las Vegas, space, and the ‘hood (not once but twice). And after an eleven-year holiday since the Davis era ended, the character received a drastic makeover in a now-unmentionable reboot. The critical failure of said film would have implied it was time to pack away the green top hat and shillelagh, and say goodbye to the nefarious imp. Instead, the Leprechaun series tried its luck again.

The general consensus for the Leprechaun films was never positive, and the darker yet blander Leprechaun: Origins certainly did not sway opinions. Just because the 2014 installment took itself seriously did not mean viewers would. After all, creator Mark Jones conceived a gruesome horror-comedy back in the early nineties, and that format is what was expected of any future ventures. So as horror legacy sequels (“legacyquels”) became more common in the 2010s, Leprechaun Returns followed suit while also going back to what made the ‘93 film work. This eighth entry echoed Halloween (2018) by ignoring all the previous sequels as well as being a direct continuation of the original. Even ardent fans can surely understand the decision to wipe the slate clean, so to speak.

Leprechaun Returns “continued the [franchise’s] trend of not being consistent by deciding to be consistent.” The retconning of Steven Kostanski and Suzanne Keilly’s film was met with little to no pushback from the fandom, who had already become accustomed to seeing something new and different with every chapter. Only now the “new and different” was familiar. With the severe route of Origins a mere speck in the rearview mirror, director Kotanski implemented a “back to basics” approach that garnered better reception than Zach Lipovsky’s own undertaking. The one-two punch of preposterous humor and grisly horror was in full force again.

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Pictured: Linden Porco as The Leprechaun in Leprechaun Returns.

With Warwick Davis sitting this film out — his own choice — there was the foremost challenge of finding his replacement. Returns found Davis’ successor in Linden Porco, who admirably filled those blood-stained, buckled shoes. And what would a legacy sequel be without a returning character? Jennifer Aniston obviously did not reprise her final girl role of Tory Redding. So, the film did the next best thing and fetched another of Lubdan’s past victims: Ozzie, the likable oaf played by Mark Holton. Returns also created an extension of Tory’s character by giving her a teenage daughter, Lila (Taylor Spreitler).

It has been twenty-five years since the events of the ‘93 film. The incident is unknown to all but its survivors. Interested in her late mother’s history there in Devil’s Lake, North Dakota, Lila transferred to the local university and pledged a sorority — really the only one on campus — whose few members now reside in Tory Redding’s old home. The farmhouse-turned-sorority-house is still a work in progress; Lila’s fellow Alpha Epsilon sisters were in the midst of renovating the place when a ghost of the past found its way into the present.

The Psycho Goreman and The Void director’s penchant for visceral special effects is noted early on as the Leprechaun tears not only into the modern age, but also through poor Ozzie’s abdomen. The portal from 1993 to 2018 is soaked with blood and guts as the Leprechaun forces his way into the story. Davis’ iconic depiction of the wee antagonist is missed, however, Linden Porco is not simply keeping the seat warm in case his predecessor ever resumes the part. His enthusiastic performance is accentuated by a rotten-looking mug that adds to his innate menace.

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Pictured: Taylor Spreitler, Pepi Sonuga, and Sai Bennett as Lila, Katie and Rose in Leprechaun Returns.

The obligatory fodder is mostly young this time around. Apart from one luckless postman and Ozzie — the premature passing of the latter character removed the chance of caring about anyone in the film — the Leprechaun’s potential prey are all college aged. Lila is this story’s token trauma kid with caregiver baggage; her mother thought “monsters were always trying to get her.” Lila’s habit of mentioning Tory’s mental health problem does not make a good first impression with the resident mean girl and apparent alcoholic of the sorority, Meredith (Emily Reid). Then there are the nicer but no less cursorily written of the Alpha Epsilon gals: eco-conscious and ex-obsessive Katie (Pepi Sonuga), and uptight overachiever Rose (Sai Bennett). Rounding out the main cast are a pair of destined-to-die bros (Oliver Llewellyn Jenkins, Ben McGregor). Lila and her peers range from disposable to plain irritating, so rooting for any one of them is next to impossible. Even so, their overstated personalities make their inevitable fates more satisfying.

Where Returns excels is its death sequences. Unlike Jones’ film, this one is not afraid of killing off members of the main cast. Lila, admittedly, wears too much plot armor, yet with her mother’s spirit looming over her and the whole story — comedian Heather McDonald put her bang-on Aniston impersonation to good use as well as provided a surprisingly emotional moment in the film — her immunity can be overlooked. Still, the other characters’ brutal demises make up for Lila’s imperviousness. The Leprechaun’s killer set-pieces also happen to demonstrate the time period, seeing as he uses solar panels and a drone in several supporting characters’ executions. A premortem selfie and the antagonist’s snarky mention of global warming additionally add to this film’s particular timestamp.

Critics were quick to say Leprechaun Returns did not break new ground. Sure, there is no one jetting off to space, or the wacky notion of Lubdan becoming a record producer. This reset, however, is still quite charming and entertaining despite its lack of risk-taking. And with yet another reboot in the works, who knows where the most wicked Leprechaun ever to exist will end up next.


Horror contemplates in great detail how young people handle inordinate situations and all of life’s unexpected challenges. While the genre forces characters of every age to face their fears, it is especially interested in how youths might fare in life-or-death scenarios.

The column Young Blood is dedicated to horror stories for and about teenagers, as well as other young folks on the brink of terror.

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Pictured: Linden Porco as The Leprechaun in Leprechaun Returns.

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