Valentine

51-poster
release date February 2 2001
studio Warner Bros.
director Jamie Blanks
writer Tom Savage
starring Denise Richards, David Boreanaz, Mary Shelton
rating
R
tagline Love Hurts.
site valentinemovie.warnerbros.com
trailer 1 Trailer #1

27 comments

  1. Avatar of Gore_Freak08
    Posted By Gore_Freak08 on September 28, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

    This movie was a big letdown. I had seen it the day it came out, seven years ago, and I thought it was pretty cool. I didn’t get a chance to see it again until last night. Then I realized how shitty it really is. The killer offs people that have absolutely nothing to do with the story. The detective is as stupid as the girls getting killed. When the girls receive threatening valentines, the name of this nerdy kid they haven’t seen since the 6th grade pops up in their mind (I barely remember the names of kids who went with me to high school), they make this quasi-investigation and to fill in about 15 minutes of the default 90, yet they never come up with any straight conclusions as to who’s the killer. Then the final “plot twist”, if I can call it that, is more confusing than SAW IV’s storyline. This movie will certainly burn your braincells instead of breaking your heart.

  2. Avatar of Protecious
    Posted By Protecious on October 1, 2008 @ 2:19 am

    Silly plot that reminds me of something that belongs around 1981, only missing bad haircuts and cheesier dialogue, the bad acting is already clearly present.

  3. Avatar of downward_spiral
    Posted By downward_spiral on January 11, 2009 @ 10:54 pm

    If you just want something to watch then here ya go. Just your average revenge slasher film. Not bad but not good either.

  4. Avatar of nikolaibossman
    Posted By nikolaibossman on January 24, 2009 @ 4:56 am

    I enjoyed it, nothing really new here, but a fun watch none the less

  5. Avatar of billbeast
    Posted By billbeast on February 21, 2009 @ 2:26 am

    Dissapointing. The movie had potential to be great, but it was OK. The film wasn’t really scary and it was easy to pick who was next to be slain. It comes along, thinknig it’s crahs hot, and ultimately it’s not. The trailer made the film look enticing, and I would be the one in that cinema helping it gross money, but then I would be pissed I paid full price. The film isn’t anything special, and definately isn’t one for a water cooler conversation, but it did have a good death or two.

    The plot could’ve been magnificant, and the way the film was set out, just made the atmosphere seem childish. The plot is really what makes or breaks a film, and in this case it breaks.

    Denise Richards, is a character and really steals the show with her character, being the typical slut, whos gonna get the chop. Katherine Heigl in an interview stated “If I read the fulll script before accepting, I’d never agree to do the movie”, and the director also apologised for the end product. The film wasn’t that bad to be apologising for, but it just wasn’t awesome.

    Overall “Valentine” is a plain horror movie, that could’ve been huge, but failed in it’s exploitation. My rating is 2.5/5.

  6. Avatar of kryptonite_soul
    Posted By kryptonite_soul on February 22, 2009 @ 12:28 pm

    nothing spectacular kinda stupid but still fun in so weird way cant put my finger on

  7. Avatar of Att4k
    Posted By Att4k on February 22, 2009 @ 3:17 pm

    Ehhhh It wasn’t horrible but it wasn’t great by any means, I liked the nosebleed thing I thought that was a pretty cool idea. It is a whodunit? film and it very much reminds me of the scream movies except not as good… but there is a decent kill or two in here i’d say its worth a rent if your bored and you wanna watch a movie. It isn’t really scary at all though i warn you so if you want to be scared.. go get something else.

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    Posted By Carrie on March 18, 2009 @ 8:14 pm

    I love it, and while it’s not so scary, some of the deaths are really good.

  9. Avatar of gorypass
    Posted By gorypass on March 30, 2009 @ 11:39 pm

    It was ok nothing scary at all so its a good rental if really bored.

  10. Avatar of maynardmorrissey
    Posted By maynardmorrissey on October 1, 2009 @ 10:53 pm

    never understood all the hate against that movie. Highly entertaining from beginning to the end. Good plot, nice killer and some nice murders.

  11. Avatar of Slasher_Guy
    Posted By Slasher_Guy on October 1, 2009 @ 11:41 pm

    Highly underrated slasher film. Great kills, a hot cast, a cool-looking killer and some good chase sequences. It’s just a sexy, fun, revenge slasher. 9/10.

  12. Avatar of Magnascopics
    Posted By Magnascopics on October 2, 2009 @ 4:12 am

    This was a big disappointment, because I really enjoyed Jamie Blanks’ Urban Legend.

  13. Avatar of Evil-Thing
    Posted By Evil-Thing on December 25, 2009 @ 3:41 am

    Entertaining film. cool little campy slasher. cant forget the eye candy.

  14. Avatar of hellangel
    Posted By hellangel on April 10, 2010 @ 5:23 pm

    This is one of those movies you love it, or hate it. Me, i loved it. I’ve always liked this movie, and enjoy it everytime i watch it. But like i said, not everyone is going to like this movie.

  15. Avatar of Mrblonde385
    Posted By Mrblonde385 on May 11, 2010 @ 12:25 am

    Okay, so it’s not one that you’re going to rave about to your friends. But, it did have some pretty good kills, and the builds leading up to the kills are also pretty good and creative.

    If you are like me, and like to watch any horror movie, this movie will prove to have some entertainment value and it’s not the worst choice out there, plus it’s got the whole teenage who done it? thing going on.

  16. Avatar of Josh Grahame
    Posted By Josh Grahame on July 18, 2010 @ 4:08 pm

    ‘Valentine’ is a 2001 Horror, Thriller & Mystery movie that is about five women getting murder one by one from a junior prom revenge but one saviour as it’s a slasher movie with a valentine’s day twist. The film starts out ok with the backstory of why the murders are happening & especially the way their happen too (which I have to say I loved the intro of the movie it was the best part), I love the mask that the murder wears as it’s really odd & freaky.

    The Movie acting was cheesy & bad for some, but some did show really characters & what the murder would be like which was a great turn, it was a dull slasher movie as you could soo tell who the murder was & who was different going to die in the movie, but even know it was a bad slasher movie it did have some great death scene

  17. Avatar of jna
    Posted By jna on October 4, 2010 @ 3:12 am

    this isnt for everyone but i enjoyed it of course there are alot better and alot worse movies. it had some nice kills and decent script

  18. Avatar of The-Rage
    Posted By The-Rage on November 15, 2010 @ 2:24 am

    this is a fun movie. a guilty pleasure.

  19. Avatar of Zachary Ray Suarez
    Posted By Zachary Ray Suarez on March 3, 2011 @ 10:12 pm

    I love this movie. No doubt, it’s a slasher classic and one of the best.

  20. Avatar of JigsawKiller222
    Posted By JigsawKiller222 on March 3, 2011 @ 11:57 pm

    I loved this movie reminded me alot of Urban Legend only with more cheese.

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    Posted By LianneAlice13 on July 3, 2011 @ 10:33 am

    a basic everyday wannabe slasher movie, got very bored towards the end. i only watched this as i was a big fan of angel at the time! something i would only have on as background noise.

Official Score: 1 / 5