The Covenant
| release date | September 8 2006 |
| studio | Sony, Columbia Pictures, Screen Gems |
| director | Renny Harlin |
| writer | J. S. Cardone |
| starring | Steven Strait, Sebastian Stan, Laura Ramsey, Taylor Kitsch, Toby Hemingway, Jessica Lucas, Chace Crawford, Wendy Crewson |
| rating | PG13 |
| site | sonypictures.com/movies/thecovenant/ind |
| trailer 1 | Trailer #1 |
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There’s not much to say about this flaccid piece of homo-induced garbage except unless you love the cock, DON’T SEE IT!
Ok this movie gets an A+ for all the hotties in it but other then that it was adverage.
The plot was HORRIBLE. The acting was laughable. But as a girl, let me just thank all those involved in the movie for the pool scene and the general hotness of the male lead characters. Who cares about a plot or acting when there is such yummy eye candy!
The worst movie I have ever seen but I would so watch it over and over again for Steven Strait in that speedo baby!!!!!!!! LOL But seriously please don’t watch this movie it’s retarded!!
Charmed with uglier chicks. Only got through 20 mins. I think got the gist of it.
Sausagefest ech……………… skip it.
The first 5 minutes had me into it until it became so lame i didn’t know what to do other than change it.
Worth 2 skulls for all the hotness on screen… If boys like that were walking around here…meh… But the acting was crap, and only fans of witch-films could appreciate the empty plot.
Few people in the world have seen this movie (as you can tell it not well known Movie) & alot haven’t liked it, while I don’t love it or thing it my Favourite film/ Horror movie of all time but it was a great movie to watch.
There were some spooky, eerie & creepy bits in the movie, while mystery of find what was happened & going one (while half in the Movie you do find out), the movie really does take on brilliant gothic themes/style & the rock music choice were aswome, while the storyline/plot was fine & the Movie was fast on lots of moments, it did have decent special effects (but was used to much in the movie),while it was well crafted on the Horror & Thriller and it really was well action-packed & had prefect make-up styled in the film.
All-in all the entire Movie was a great watch & will different watch again (if bored), while it was the best movie it was decent Teen stuff (while the Movie is mainly hit a desperate Women & Teen Audiences).
@ caseynight88 – agreed
I shamely watched this for the half naked guys
Crap.
Whoo boy, bad movie… but WHHHOOOOO BABY! HOT BOY!
Hey look I’m a healthy individual… I like naked hotness. This movie has it. What it doesn’t have is any form of scariness whatsoever. But I can’t bring myself to care. As far as little known movies go, I like this one. Not as a horror movie mind you (I was mildly surprised it was even on this site) but as a movie in general.
Overall, liked the story pretty well. the acting wasn’t very good and there wasn’t a whole lot of action. When there was action though, it didn’t look very real. I wanted to see this movie for a while, but wasn’t too impressed. Cool concept, but not presented very well. Sorta looks similar to the new film coming out, “I Am Number Four”.
HILARIOUS bad movie. I watched this in the theater while drunk and high. I laughed through so many retarded moments and got the whole packed audience to join in. If you love campy wannabe-horror, this is a goldmine!
a bit of a second rate craft to be honest although it did have some good bits.
Move along folks, nothing to see here.
Really very stupid. I WISH I was high when I watched it, at least then I might have found the pattern on the carpet interesting. At a minimum I would have wandered off for half an hour to see what I could find in the fridge, I would have made something awesome and then gone back to the couch to eat it and then carpet snaked it for the last half hour, thus making viewing this festering pustule a semi redeemable experience.
I believe the best thing Renny Harlin has ever done is Geena Davis.
How can I give this a zero? I have to choose two as the lowest score available to me if I want to post this review. But please know that in my heart and mind it is, and always will be, a zero.