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“Poltergeist achieves what few other horror movies can – it seamlessly blends terror with a good-natured sense of mischief. And while it is not the most terrifying horror film you will ever see, I guarantee you it will be one of the most enjoyable.”

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Okay. Here’s the score. If you didn’t watch Poltergeist before, oh let’s say 1990, the movie probably doesn’t inspire much fear in you. According to today’s horror movie standards, where the tendency seems to be a perpetual competition of upping the shock value ante, Poltergeist seems about as horrific and menacing as a newborn puppy. The new batch of Goreheads will likely view the film’s iconic imagery with more sneers than shrieks. Granted, a lot of the film’s special effects are rather unconvincing in retrospect. Demonic clowns, malicious trees, and bedroom closets containing otherworldly whirlwinds are hardly the stuff modern nightmares are made of. These points beg the question: is Poltergeist truly a horror classic or is it just another dated piece of spooky schlock?

If you had the good fortune to see Poltergeist in the years before 1990, your experience was sure to have been very different from what I’ve described above. That clown probably did scare you and I’ll bet you asked your dad more than once to cut down the tree outside your bedroom window. You see, the images in Poltergeist have an almost archetypal resonance. Any kid with half an imagination has wondered if his house was haunted. And in a very real way, it is this childlike fear that the film taps into so deftly. It is apparent very early on that the filmmakers are not out to make the audience squirm by employing the usual blood and guts schtick. The images and monsters on the screen are as fantastic as the subject matter being treated. The images are meant to scare us, yes, but they’re almost meant to thrill us. It is this facet of the film that is often overlooked. The movie is meant to be fun.

One of the biggest complaints I hear about Poltergeist is that director Tobe Hooper (mastermind of a little known movie called Texas Chainsaw Massacre) compromised his artistic vision to work on a heavily funded, studio-backed project. Regardless of who the film officially credits as director, everything about Poltergeist screams that it was a project helmed by the film’s co-writer and producer, Steven Spielberg. One characteristic shared by nearly every Spielberg film is the overwhelming sense that, no matter how dire a situation becomes, there is always hope. You can always spy a happy ending in the distance. That is what makes the partnership between Spielberg and Hooper that much stranger. The only scene that seems to reflect Hooper’s involvement is the one in which one of the parapsychologists imagines that he’s tearing apart his own face. Of course, this theory of Spielberg’s involvement is based on well-informed conjecture, but one can only imagine what the film would have been like if Hooper truly had total control . . .

Poltergeist has become a fixture in the horror canon. But beyond that, it has made an indelible mark on our cultural consciousness. Think of how many television shows and other media outlets have referenced the film or otherwise paid homage to it. While it is true that many of the more fantastic scenes in the film are hard for the modern audience to swallow, the film as a whole has aged amazingly well. Those who are now seeing the film for the first time may find some scenes laughable, but the overall quality of the film is impressive. Carol Anne’s conversation with the flickering television set remains one of the most unnerving and poignant moments in the history of the genre and (along with The Omen and The Shining) has altered our perception of children – they can be cherubic and cuddly, yes, but they can also be creepy as fuck. Poltergeist is part of a very elite group of horror films that transcend their limitations and challenge the rules of the genre. That is why no true horror fan worth his salt can go without watching this film. Poltergeist achieves what few other horror movies can – it seamlessly blends terror with a good-natured sense of mischief. And while it is not the most terrifying horror film you will ever see, I guarantee you it will be one of the most enjoyable.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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