Synopsis

Get ready for the rarely seen slasher classic from the ‘80s that may also be the most disturbing ‘killer kids’ movies in grindhouse history: Three babies are simultaneously born in the same hospital at the peak of a full solar eclipse. Ten years later, these adorable youngsters suddenly begin a kiddie killing spree of stranglings, shootings, stabbings, beatings and beyond. Can the town’s grown-ups stop these pint-sized serial killers before their blood-soaked birthday bash?

Official Review

My mom used to say that when you’re born, you’re a clean slate; you don’t know up from down, hot from cold, or right from wrong. That last one is especially important, because you can teach a kid anything you want when they’re young enough and they’ll probably take it as gospel. According to Jean Piaget, a famous developmental psychologist, children follow the morality of their family, teachers and friends before the age of ten. Once they’re a decade old, they develop their conscience and begin forming their own opinions and making their own decisions. It’s also at this age when a couple of kids – who were all born during an eclipse – go on a killing spree in Ed Hunt’s ridiculously fun Bloody Birthday. …Read More