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Doug Bradley Talks Pinhead’s Humanity and Reveals Unused Sequel Scenes

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Hellbound: Hellraiser II introduces the origin story of Pinhead. We see that he was once a World War I soldier who opened that lament configuration and became the leader of Hell’s Cenobites. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth would give his human incarnation a name and further story. At a Screamfest Q&A for Hellbound: Hellraiser II, Doug Bradley said he already knew Pinhead was human in the first Hellraiser, even though it was not revealed.

“In Hellraiser, I knew that Pinhead had once been human,” Bradley said.

“I didn’t know who and I didn’t know when. I’d not discussed any specific details of the backstory with Clive [Barker] for Hellraiser, but I knew that he had been human. I used that to hang two things on. One, that among many things I felt about Pinhead looking in the mirror was melancholy, and the sense of loss. I attached that to his sense of a loss of humanity that he couldn’t remember. I decided that he couldn’t remember who he’d been but he had an awareness of having been human which also to me made sense of his endless fascination with human beings and the dark, dirty corners of their minds and souls.”

There may have been a little more of Bradley sans makeup in Hellraiser II. Two establishing scenes were either unfilmed or cut out of the film. In one, he purchases the lament box.

“In the Indian bazaar to establish that he’s in India,” Bradley said. “The only indication we have that he’s in India is the guy speaking Indian on the radio and the fact that he’s in a tropical uniform.”

Bradley also put to rest a rumor that he almost chose a minor role of the mattress delivery man instead of the iconic Pinhead in the original Hellraiser. He confirmed that he was always up for Pinhead.

“As far as I know and as far as I remember, I was going to play Pinhead,” Bradley said.

“When [producer] Chris Figg called me to say, ‘We need to finalize this,’ I’d already been talking to Clive about Pinhead and who he was and blah blah blah. Chris said, ‘There is one other role available.’ That was the mattress delivery guy. What I said in this interview was there was a moment when I thought, ‘Maybe it would be to my benefit to be seen as me on screen. So if I go to subsequent auditions, he’ll say, ‘Have I seen you in anything recently?’ I can mention, ‘Oh you may have seen me as the mattress delivery guy.’ That went across my mind very briefly, but there was always something about this mysterious guy with pins in his head. There was never any doubt in my mind and I didn’t audition. I never auditioned. I mentioned this once in an interview way back when. If I could take anything back, it would be that moment.”

Sequels could have taken Pinhead in different directions. Instead, we got his Hellraiser III and Bloodline backstories. Hellbound writer Peter Atkins referred to “some Godfather Hellraiser movie” and Bradley recalled another version of Pinhead’s resurrection post-Hellbound.

“Pinhead being resurrected out of an altar in a church and the building was the lament configuration,” Bradley said.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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