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10 Valentine’s Day Songs To Get Busy To

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Writer’s note: This was originally posted in 2011. It has been updated to fit our new layout. The content has not been rewritten or amended, much to my embarrassment and chagrin. If I could I would totally update my descriptions.

Well, it’s that time of the year again, the time for love, passion, flowers, chocolates, teddy bears, romance and cupids. Oh, and also a lot of pregnancies.

True story: more people are born 8-9 months after Valentine’s Day than any other time of the year. That’s a lot of fornication going on! So, in an effort to aid all you horny little buggers out there, I’ve put together a list of my ten songs to get your loins aquiver!

Songs are in no particular order

10. Nine Inch Nails – “Closer”

One of those songs that describes the situation perfectly. There’s no beating around the bush here (haha, pun just realized and therefore totally intended)

9. She Wants Revenge – “Tear You Apart”

SuperRadMike couldn’t have phrased it better. This song is about straight up sexing and that’s perfectly fine by me.

8. Elysian Fields – “Black Acres”

The chorus to this song has singer Jennifer Charles crooning “Touch me now, touch me”. Believe you me, the first time I heard that, I promised that I would touch her any way she wanted.

7. Martina Topley-Bird – “Sandpaper Kisses”

Another song that just exudes sex. This song makes me think of a couple, sweaty and dirty after a full night, sliding off of each other while dancing. Clean? No. Erotic? Oh yes.

6. Portishead – “Glory Box”

Give you a reason to be a woman? Well ma’am, I’ll do my best.

5. The Veronicas – “Take Me On The Floor”

Does it have to be just the floor? I mean, there are stairs, the kitchen counter, the balcony, the deck, the pool, etc… I’m open to locations.

4. Deftones – “Passenger”

This song just screams dirty, raw, unbridled passion.

3. Angelspit – “100% (Combichrist 110% Remix)”

The violent vocals on top of the industrial beat are what lock it down for me. If I had some woman snarling similar sayings in my ears, I might just yell like Chewbacca in heat.

2. Tool – “4 Degrees”

There are thoughts as to what the lyrics of this song means. I’m all for the dirty train of thought.

1. Sneaker Pimps – “Six Underground”

The soft, seductive vocals mixed with a trip-hop beat seal the deal.

Don’t forget to check out SuperRadMike’s Top 10 Valentine’s Day Songs as well!

  • Great list! So many of these bring back memories from scary movies. Closer (The Hitcher), Tear You Apart (The Number 23, American Horror Story: Hotel), Glory Box (The Craft). 6 Underground is one of the best songs ever.

  • Also, here are some scary movies to get busy to this Valentine’s Day! http://mrandmrshalloween.com/2016/02/11/3-horror-films-to-fall-in-love-with-this-valentines-day/

  • LivingDeadMan

    Closer is possibly the world’s sexiest song.

  • thedragon803

    Considering the pic for this article is from that mega-sexy dance in Cabin in the Woods, that song (Iggy Pop – She’s a Business) is also good for boning.