Writer’s note: This was originally posted in 2011. It has been updated to fit our new layout. The content has not been rewritten or amended, much to my embarrassment and chagrin. If I could I would totally update my descriptions.
Well, it’s that time of the year again, the time for love, passion, flowers, chocolates, teddy bears, romance and cupids. Oh, and also a lot of pregnancies.
True story: more people are born 8-9 months after Valentine’s Day than any other time of the year. That’s a lot of fornication going on! So, in an effort to aid all you horny little buggers out there, I’ve put together a list of my ten songs to get your loins aquiver!
One of those songs that describes the situation perfectly. There’s no beating around the bush here (haha, pun just realized and therefore totally intended)
SuperRadMike couldn’t have phrased it better. This song is about straight up sexing and that’s perfectly fine by me.
The chorus to this song has singer Jennifer Charles crooning “Touch me now, touch me”. Believe you me, the first time I heard that, I promised that I would touch her any way she wanted.
Another song that just exudes sex. This song makes me think of a couple, sweaty and dirty after a full night, sliding off of each other while dancing. Clean? No. Erotic? Oh yes.
Give you a reason to be a woman? Well ma’am, I’ll do my best.
Does it have to be just the floor? I mean, there are stairs, the kitchen counter, the balcony, the deck, the pool, etc… I’m open to locations.
This song just screams dirty, raw, unbridled passion.
The violent vocals on top of the industrial beat are what lock it down for me. If I had some woman snarling similar sayings in my ears, I might just yell like Chewbacca in heat.
There are thoughts as to what the lyrics of this song means. I’m all for the dirty train of thought.
The soft, seductive vocals mixed with a trip-hop beat seal the deal.
Don’t forget to check out SuperRadMike’s Top 10 Valentine’s Day Songs as well!