Jonny B’s Top 10 Valentine’s Day Songs

Well, it’s that time of the year again, the time for love, passion, flowers, chocolates, teddy bears, romance and cupids. Oh, and also a lot of pregnancies. True story: more people are born 8-9 months after Valentine’s Day than any other time of the year. That’s a lot of fornication going on! So, in an effort to aid all you horny little buggers out there, I’ve put together a list of my ten songs to get your loins aquiver! 


Songs are in no particular order
10. Nine Inch Nails – Closer
One of those songs that describes the situation perfectly. There’s no beating around the bush here (haha, pun just realized and therefore totally intended). 
9. She Wants Revenge – Tear You Apart
SuperRadMike couldn’t have phrased it better. This song is about straight up sexing and that’s perfectly fine by me.
8. Elysian Fields – Black Acres
The chorus to this song has singer Jennifer Charles crooning “Touch me now, touch me”. Believe you me, the first time I heard that, I promised that I would touch her any way she wanted.
7. Martina Topley-Bird – Sandpaper Kisses
Another song that just exudes sex. This song makes me think of a couple, sweaty and dirty after a full night, sliding off of each other while dancing. Clean? No. Erotic? Oh yes. 
6. Portishead – Glory Box
Give you a reason to be a woman? Well ma’am, I’ll do my best.
5. The Veronicas – Take Me On The Floor
Does it have to be just the floor? I mean, there are stairs, the kitchen counter, the balcony, the deck, the pool, etc… I’m open to locations.
4. Deftones – Passenger
This song just screams dirty, raw, unbridled passion. 
3. Angelspit – 100% (Combichrist 110% Remix)
The violent vocals on top of the industrial beat are what lock it down for me. If I had some woman snarling similar sayings in my ears, I might just yell like Chewbacca in heat.
2. Tool – 4 Degrees
There are thoughts as to what the lyrics of this song means. I’m all for the dirty train of thought.
1. Sneaker Pimps – Six Underground
The soft, seductive vocals mixed with a trip-hop beat seal the deal.

Don’t forget to check out SuperRadMike’s Top 10 Valentine’s Day Songs as well!