I fucking love Duke Nukem Forever. It’s graphics, gameplay and writing are right out of the 90’s, in that the visuals look a decade old, its repetitive, boring, and it seems as if many of the jokes were written when the Duke was first in development. We all know how insulting it is to women, but it would seem that the bum slapping, mindless killing and gratuitous violence against the fairer sex isn’t really the issue here. In fact, these ladies seem to have more relatable opinions on this game.
It’s an impressive feat completely removing the fun out of a game that’s about a dude slaying aliens, but if anything, Duke Nukem Forever proves it can be done. I think sixty bucks for an unpolished turd sums it quite nicely.