‘They’ Command You to Score New TP/HC From Image

Now here’s a little something that has my attention – and will hopefully remove my memories of that horrid Wes Craven produced film by the title They.

A new TP/HC release comes from Image Comics next week by the name of Douglas Fredericks and the House of They, a story by Joe Kelly.

Douglas Fredericks is a kid on a mission. His parents’ 15th wedding anniversary is just around the corner and he wants to create an extra-special present for them. However, his wild attempts at unique gifts are all shut down by his friends and neighbors, concerned that Douglas’ wild ideas go against what THEY say. But who are THEY? Why do THEY make the rules? And why does everyone listen to THEY?

THEY are telling me to get this one ASAP.