Learn How to Fight in New ‘Transylmania’ Clip

This holiday season horror is slim, which is why we’re going to have to settle for Full Circle Releasing’s horror comedy Transylmania on December 5, which I’m sure none of you will see (including me). David Hillenbrand and Scott Hillenbrand’s flick takes place place deep in the heart of the “cursed land” of Transylvania in a centuries-old castle, Razvan University isn’t your typical institution of higher learning — and the black leather-clad professors, three-foot-tall dean, instruction in crucifix-wielding, and topless vampiresses lurking in dark corners are just the start. Check out the third clip beyond the break.