The early bootlegged trailer for Piranha 3D was so bad I refused to even watch it, but thanks to Trailer Spy, beyond the break you’ll find a high quality look at the tease for Alex Aja’s bloody redo. In case you live under a rock, the trailer boasts an April 16 date, although Dimension Films has shifted the Real D release to Agust 27.
“A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on beautiful Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents. But our heroine (Elisabeth Shue) is seriously outnumbered, and with only one chance to save the lake and her family from totally being devoured, she must risk everything to destroy the aquatic carnivores herself.”