Wrestling Superstars Topline Cheesy ‘River of Darkness’

Starring wrestlers Kurt Angle (Warrior, Dead of Night), Kevin Nash (The Punisher, Longest Yard, TMNT II) and Psycho Sid Vicious comes the super cheesy River of Darkness, which we’ve got the art and trailer for below.

When unspeakable evil falls on a quiet river town, Sheriff Logan is thrust into a chilling nightmare of death and mayhem. He is confronted with a series of horrific murders, each more viscous than the last, and soon learns of the community’s seedy past and the evil that has risen from purgatory to exact revenge on the town. When Sheriff Logan discovers that the murders are committed by the spirits of old river squatters, the Jacobs Boys, the town explodes into an battlefield of blazing guns and zombies.

Once The Jacobs Boys exact their punishing vengeance on the town it’s up to Sheriff Logan to unravel the shocking mystery of the past and slam the Boys back to hell.

In this all-out, heavy weight Smack-Down, featuring the stars of World Wrestling, there can only be one man standing.