According to sources at Cannes, Japanese director Ryuhei Kitamura will be getting behind the camera for Black Friday 3D, with (ahem) Lindsay Lohan (Machete, I Know Who Killed Me) attached to star. The film is said to follow a couple that’s viciously assaulted. A brother and friends seek out the murderer and come face to face with the infamous serial killer known as Tyler Hillburg! While Lohan makes her return to theaters in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete, having her involved in a film is a massive risk and could easily block it from ever entering production. Kitamura is best known for his genre-blending Versus, along with Godzilla Final Wars and the adaptation of Clive Barker’s The Midnight Meat Train. Kane Hodder was once rumored to be playing Tyler Hillburg, although nothing is certain at this point.