Mega-hot singer Kylie Minogue will play a heavily tattooed lesbian in Bradley Rust Gray’s Jack & Diane, which stars Juno Temple and Elvis Presley’s granddaughter, Riley Keough, as teen lovers. A source told the NY Post, “Kylie does have one love scene where she kisses a girl. Her fans will be surprised to see her in this role, but her performance is good.” Pop star Kylie, who shot to fame in the Australian soap “Neighbours,” has not appeared in a movie since 2001’s Moulin Rouge. My number one question: where can I get ticket…NOW? I’m ready to line up.