I’m seriously mind-blown over the clips Twentieth Century Fox chose to release for Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis’ Machete. Yesterday you watched as Machete (Danny Trejo) had an egg omelet with Jessica Alba, now today you get to watch as Michelle Rodriguez cracks an egg under Machete’s bed, while the other clip features a Mexican stand-off between Rodriguez and Alba at a taco truck. What’s Rodriguez’s obsession with food? Wait, what am I talking about, I LOVE food! Anyways, the point is that Machete is loaded with awesome action and gore, so why not release a clip that entices the hardcore audience — you know, the people who are actually planning on seeing it on September 3? Got to run, my eggs are burning.