[Random Cool] Halloween Edition: Skeleton Sex, Horror Shirts, Zombie Commercials & a Short Story!

It’s October, which means everyone and their mom are getting into the Halloween spirit. I’m not complaining, in fact it’s time for celebration as we get 31 days of AWESOME.

If you’re a daily gore hound like myself, you may want to bookmark both RIPT and Shirt Woot. Both sites have a new horror-themed t-shirt daily that are only available for 24 hours. Build up that wardrobe for only $10 and have t-shirts that none of your friends have. Woot woot!

Spreading on Tumblr is what’s being called “The Shortest Horror Story Ever”, and it goes a little something like this: “The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.” – Frederic Brown. It’s a pretty good short, but I can scare you all with one word: “Gonorrhea.” As the great Tosh would say, “Nanana boo boo stick your head in doo doo.”

My favorite Halloween-themed goodie comes courtesy of the Museum of Death, who has erected (pun intended) the below image of two skeletons boning (another pun intended) for their Halloween display.

Toshiba is also getting into the spirit of the holiday with a zombie-themed commercial that’ll have viewers spitting their milk all over their TV screens. It’s being used to promote the Toshiba Satellite Series with USB Sleep and Charge, Resolution+ and Impact Smart Hard Drive. I still don’t like want it.