[BD Caption Contest] New Winners! This Week We’re Giving Away ‘Gremlins 1 & 2′ Blu-rays!

We have our winners from last week’s contest!

First PrizeI Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray. The Walking Dead Season 1 on DVD. Winner is TSchiefer with “You’re a wizard, Harry.

Second PrizeWho Can Kill A Child on DVD and Corman’s World on Blu-ray. Winner is Lucy Epps with “Well young lady, back in MY day we didn’t even have a TV to get stuck in.

Winners, please DM me your US mailing address for the prizes. On to this week’s contest.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

This week First, Second and Third Prize Winners will all receive a Gremlins 1 & 2 Blu-ray prize pack courtesy of Warner Brothers Home Entertainment. The Gremlins Blus have an onsale street date of Tuesday, May 8th.

Head inside for this week’s picture!

 
Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • babagloom

    Gizmo hates 3D.

    • bronsonfive

      “You’re right Gizmo, The Cabin in the Woods IS an overrated, predictable, piece of shit.”

  • babagloom

    Billy – “Gizmo, why are you so scared?”
    Gizmo – “What the hell are you doing in my bed?!”

  • babagloom

    After a day of fun and games, the night takes a strange turn. Billy shares some wine with Gizmo and exclaims “Slumber Party Time!” Gizmo is suddenly reminded of his stay at the Neverland Ranch.

  • babagloom

    Gizmo – “I can’t stay up past midnight or something bad might happen.”
    Billy – “Oh, I guarantee something bad is going to happen.”

  • babagloom

    Gizmo – “I just crapped my pants!”
    Billy – “You’re not wearing pants.”
    Gizmo – “I’m not wearing pants!”

  • mcluskyism

    Gizmo, what do you think your doing under there? I’m still awake.

  • Slacker2387

    “Gizmo, have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

  • Yolanda Flores

    Gizmo: Can’t believe this doesn’t scare you??

  • Tyree Hoffman

    “Meanwhile, during a private screening of Snooki’s sex tape…”

  • sharknoodles

    Do you smoke after sex?

  • babagloom

    Gizmo – “You’re kinda old to still be called Billy, aren’t you?”
    Billy – “You’re kinda useless to be called Gizmo, aren’t you?”

  • babagloom

    Gizmo’s first viewing of F.W.Murnau’s “Sunrise”.

  • eyes_only510

    thats a woman!?

  • babagloom

    After 2 hours of screaming in his sleep, Billy wakes up and switches on the QVC channel.

  • babagloom

    Billy shows Gizmo “2 gremlins 1 mogwai”.

    • MrDisgusting

      hahanahahahahahah

  • Alex Brookshire

    I just had sex. And it feels so good!

  • babagloom

    Billy and Gizmo: The “Pod” couple.

  • Alex Brookshire

    What was in that stuff man?

  • Alex Brookshire

    Cut. That’s a wrap on Hangover Part 3

  • Alex Brookshire

    Alright, alright, alright

  • babagloom

    Billy is passe about the Twilight movies. Gizmo fucking hates them.

  • BornVillian

    Everyone has a different reaction to 2 girls one cup.

  • BornVillian

    Gremlins 3: The Married Years

  • alxorange

    BILLY: Now I get to show you MY gizmo.

  • BornVillian

    Reaction shot to the series finale of Lost.

  • BornVillian

    Once you go Mogwai, you never go back.

  • babagloom

    Gizmo suddenly realizes that Billy’s mattress isn’t Tempur-Pedic.

  • sbuckale

    Was it as good for you as it was for me?

  • babagloom

    Insert sex joke here.

  • Deadamongmen

    and that’s bluewaffle Gizmo.

  • Deadamongmen

    That’s where babies come from.

  • babagloom

    Gizmo realizes that Human Centipede is not about a congo line.

  • babagloom

    Gizmo realizes that people still watch Jay Leno, and Billy is one of them.

  • babagloom

    Gizmo – “Wait! Am I awake now…or still dreaming?! Or is this a dream within a dream?!”

    Billy – “That’s the last time I watch Inception with you.”

  • IceNiner

    “If I got to tell you one more time that ‘Twilight’ is not horror, I’m gonna put my foot in your ass!”

  • babagloom

    Fall asleep in cozy Mogwai nest, wake up next to sociopathic bank-teller. FML

  • The_Shape78

    Trust me Giz, you don’t want 3D glasses for Two Girls, One Cup

  • babagloom

    Gizmo – “I feel sick. Probably shouldn’t have ate that last piece of chicken around 2am.”

    Billy – “Fail.”

  • IceNiner

    Gizmo: “It’s okay, Billy, I know that sometimes boys your age get excited the first time and have trouble holding back and… well, you know…. (ahem) finish too quickly…. we can try again after you’ve had time to rest, honey….”

  • rhill10

    Gizmo: Vampires that SPARKLE? How many pipes did she smoke to come up with that one?

    Billy: Can’t believe I’m missing Real Housewives of Atlanta for this!

  • St.Anger

    Why are those two girls eating chocolate ice cream after midnight?!?

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “I know the Kardashians are hairy people, Gizmo, but they’re not Gremlins…Just don’t put on those 3D glasses unless you want to have nightmares.”

  • alxorange

    Ummm….yeah, so Gizmo….I raped Kate.

  • Bigfoot-Lives

    Test screening reaction to Batman & Robin.

  • tomster6758

    Pheobe will kill us if she knew we were watching the fast times at ridgmont high scene again

  • CoryWC

    First I can’t eat after bedtime, now he dutch ovens me? Who did I come home with?

  • taporsnap

    Bill “you wanna have sex tonight?”

    Gizmo “not up to it i have a really bad headache”

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    “You know, Gizmo…life is like a game of pinball. Sometimes you win…sometimes you tilt…and sometimes, like me, you get an extra ball”

  • bonerghost

    “Get off the Food Network, you’re not getting to eat till morning.”

  • bonerghost

    “Get off the food network, you’re not getting anything to eat till morning.”

  • deadlogik

    Theres going to be a Gremlins reboot!

  • bonerghost

    “I told you Captain Crunch is a bastard, those 3D glasses never work for the ps3.”

  • deadlogik

    After a few ash brownies Gizmo discovers its after midnight.

  • Slampig

    Billy: “… So, about what just…”

    Gizmo: “No more talking…”

  • RonJeremysWiener

    *And it would turn out to be the first and last time that the boys would ever stream ‘Madea Goes to Jail’ on Netflix again.*

  • CoryWC

    I feel so dirty and can’t even shower….

  • William Thomas

    ” Billy I told you for the hundredth time…..I can’t eat past midnight!”

  • William Thomas

    ” Billy you know that if I even got the slightest bit wet……what would happen”

  • FarmerWaits

    “See Giz, PETA videos aren’t that bad after all eh?”

  • Special-Creature

    Relax. No one said we’d be disqualified for a “bestiality” joke.

  • indiescream

    Gizmo: “So that’s what knee deep means.”

  • Special-Creature

    …And that’s how babies are made. Isn’t it glorious?

  • Special-Creature

    Isn’t it scary how much My Bloody Valentine 3-D sucks, no matter what dimension you watch it in?

  • Special-Creature

    See, sometimes people play with fuzzy balls for fun and money.

  • ronniedobbs

    While Billy was mesmerized by Kate Winslet’s breast, Gizmo knew that there was going to be a lot of 3-D water at the end of Titanic…

  • Bigfoot-Lives

    Yeah, I didn’t think Human Centipede 2 was very good either.

  • Bigfoot-Lives

    I guess Gizmo’s not a big fan of Shark Week.

  • undertaker78

    “Don’t worry Gizmo, there’s only 3 more episodes of The Golden Girls to watch.”

  • undertaker78

    “How many times have I told you Gizmo that 3-D is not the future?”

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Joe Dante- “Guys! We’re making a sequel!”

  • egaltt23

    “We are never eating Taco Bell again!”

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Billy and Gizmo watch “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”

  • aznboisocal

    hey gizmo i know you cant eat FOOD after midnight but does semen count?

  • John Marrone

    Its all right Gizmo. It happens.

  • Trixxxster

    Billy, what did you say those midgets were gonna do with that football?

  • waituntildark

    That got……….dark.

  • skullz3181

    Furby. Let’s have fun!

  • PatrickxJonathan

    Wait a minute! You mean to tell me, that Gerald dies by a plow and I turn into a fucking butterfly!?

  • darkrequiem1134

    Billy – So…let me get this straight. Bella’s dying so she begs him to turn her into his undead bride, and The teenage were-bear that’s obsessed with her has now laid sexual claim to her unborn fetus…

    Gizmo – …What the Fuck are we Watching!?!

  • babagloom

    As shown in this photograph, many people reacted differently when Whitney Houston died.

  • Eville

    Gizmo – “It’s not what it looks like!”

    Billy – “Says the one with the book covering his legs. What were you doing? Trying to see yourself in 3-D!”

  • dutrup

    “Billy… Why did she just stick that gizmo in her mogwai?”

  • John

    Gizmo:”Is that another Kardashian show?”
    Billy:”Yes”
    Gizmo:”Kill me”

  • CptSpaulding135

    Billy, I’m pregnant… and its twins.

  • indio

    Billy: “So I just found out they’re making Gremlins 3″
    Gizmo: “That’s great but why do you look so sad”
    Billy: “Michael Bay’s directing it, it’s in 3-d and your an alien now”

  • spiralout46n2

    You should see what happens to MY gizmo when it gets wet.

  • MrDisgusting

    “That was a huge mistake,” thinks Gizmo sitting in horror as Billy refuses to fall asleep. “Want to cuddle?” asks Billy.

  • Dreamer87

    When a Gremlin watches a horror movie this is what happens

  • Dreamer87

    This is why Gremlins should never drink caffeine before bed

  • Dreamer87

    Taco Bell and horror movies the worst idea before bed

  • Dreamer87

    Open Late, Breeding forever, Got a weapon?

  • Dreamer87

    3 Rules to follow:

    1. Never let a mogwai sleep in your bed
    2. Never feed a mogwai before letting it sleep in your bed
    3. Never let the mogwai stay up past midnight

  • R. Flagg

    Billy: Ohhh, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is just the first film in the trilogy, we still have two more to watch.

    Gizmo: I gotta get the hell out of here, this fucker’s got some real issues.

  • Smashdevour

    Ok Giz lets just pretend that didn’t happen.

  • thebogeymaniscoming

    TV: “Today on Keeping Up With The Kardashians”
    Billy: :D
    Gizmo: D:

  • thebogeymaniscoming

    TV: “♫In the arms of an angel♫ Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan…..”

    I think Gizmo’s reaction is enough to put two and two together. Haha

  • TKE_Hooks

    And that’s how the reality TV trend was started.

  • TKE_Hooks

    I’m not sure how Rosie O’Donnell landed another talk show, either.

  • TKE_Hooks

    That my friend, is the true reason that Ron Jeremy became famous.

  • Laugh Riot

    Gizmo realizes Billy should’ve noticed that gerbil he snuck into his ass hours ago.

  • Laugh Riot

    Worried Gizmo thinks “What if the other dingle berries become self aware!”

  • Randall89

    I’ll let you stay up after midnight, if you can show me how dogs clean off peanut butter.

  • iknowyouredeadandsodothepolice

    Gizmo: That guy ran 26 miles and is still smiling?
    Billy: That’s nothing, you should see me with a nail gun.

  • Laugh Riot

    Eh I expected more when I gave Gizmo a hit of my joint after midnight….

  • iknowyouredeadandsodothepolice

    Billy: Then she told me her Dad got stuck in the chimney dressed as Santa Clause and died.
    Gizmo: What?!
    Billy: Yea, crazy right. Hey look, petrified forest!

  • Laugh Riot

    Billy just wanted someone to watch the ring video with…

  • iknowyouredeadandsodothepolice

    Gizmo: Old Yeller is gonna be okay, right?
    Billy: …

  • iknowyouredeadandsodothepolice

    Gizmo: Sean Bean died?! Who else in Westeros am I supposed to be following?

  • Laugh Riot

    Billy has seen the SPCA commercial more than dozen times but Gizmo has not…

  • iknowyouredeadandsodothepolice

    Gizmo: Snape killed Dumbledore?…

  • iknowyouredeadandsodothepolice

    Gizmo: He directed “The Howling,” and now this is supposed to be a kids movie?
    Billy: I don’t think so…remember when that old lady rocketed out of the house!
    Gizmo: Yea, that was awesome. Hey, wolfman’s got nards!

  • iknowyouredeadandsodothepolice

    Billy finally broke it to Gizmo that he was adopted.

  • Laugh Riot

    Gizmo thinks they should have done more for old yeller…

  • Laugh Riot

    Gizmo hates Bob Barker

  • iknowyouredeadandsodothepolice

    Gizmo discovers how McNuggets are made.

  • Dr.-Re-Animator

    Coming up next on Chicks with Dicks!!

  • Knight-of-Cydonia

    Billy and Gizmo after the series finale of ‘Chuck’.

  • mgambrel

    Gizmo was enjoying the boyscouts, until the first camp out…

  • RuddyDisturbing

    Brazzers.

  • RuddyDisturbing

    I’m so sorry, that’s never happened to me before!

  • RuddyDisturbing

    “Gizmo, that book isn’t fooling anyone! I know you’ve got a boner.”

  • Ewpert

    So do you think things are going to be awkward between us now?

  • R. Flagg

    Billy: See, first you put the gerbil in the condom then you put the condom up your ass. I’m telling you, it’s a lot of fun.

    Gizmo:…

  • R. Flagg

    In a deleted scene from Gremlins Billy asks Gizmo if he can see his little mogwai

  • R. Flagg

    This is the moment when the hash brownies kicked in for Gizmo, what followed isn’t for the faint at heart…

  • WolfQueen

    Billy, why aren’t you wearing any pants?

  • russellg79

    Billy: Gizmo… Do you douche?

  • russellg79

    This is when sleepovers at Neverland Ranch started to get weird.

  • Pulagatha

    Billy – “Yeah, this is what Spielberg is up to. It’s the fourth in the series, but we’ve all gotten use to the disappointment by now.”

  • Jason Bradbury

    Look, what happened, happened. Let’s never mention it again.

  • Freddropdead

    “Why wouldn’t you look at me during”?

  • Necronomicon1

    “Why don’t you take me dancing anymore?”

  • Necronomicon1

    Gizmo: Do you remember like half an hour ago when you asked me if, since I’m a strange creature, I have any kind of diseases, like rabies or Mogwi AIDS?

    Billy Peltzer: Yeah…..

    Gizmo: I lied….

  • Necronomicon1

    Gizmo: Don’t you think we should be trying to stop Stripe and the other racial stereotype Gremlins?

    Billy: Can’t we just hang out, watch Conan, cuddle?

    Gizmo: Yeah, this isn’t working out….

  • dangerzone79

    Gizmo: “Um Billy? I don’t think I like The Human Centipede.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/Kama.Karie.Genest Karie

    Billy: Damn! I wonder if she sees that stain on the ceiling.

    Gizmo: Eww, I wonder if he put that stain on the ceiling.

  • Raze55

    That laundry bear would make a crazy Gremlin.

  • Raze55

    Sasha Grey does what with her mouth?!?!?!

  • Chaybee1

    Gizmo seeing Gremlins for the 1st time – “Ugh! I can’t believe Dante changed the ending! I signed up to turn into a butterfly damn it! A butterfly!”

  • BELFAST-HOOD

    Did you know gizmo is french for sex-panther………..grrrrrrr

  • drock85053

    Reaction to sneak preview of THE Hobbit 48fps

  • drock85053

    [watching snuff film]
    Gizmo: Is that this room?
    Billy: It sure looks like it.

  • Randall89

    This is where humans come from.

  • sharknoodles

    Was that even legal?

  • drock85053

    [Both watching Gremlins on blu ray]
    Gizmo: There’s something very familiar about all this!

  • drock85053

    Gizmo:I had a horrible nightmare. It was terrible.
    Billy: Well, you’re safe and sound now. Back on the good old 27th floor.
    Gizmo: 27th floor!?

  • drock85053

    Gizmo: Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.

  • TKE_Hooks

    Billy: Gizmo, I warned you that porn wouldn’t look as good in 3D.

  • TKE_Hooks

    Billy and Gizmo watch a post-converted 3D version of Gremlins.

  • drock85053

    (After finding out Gizmo has eaten after midnight)
    Billy: Tonight you’re going to get your first blanket party.

  • drock85053

    Gizmo:You really think I ought to swear?
    Billy: Yes, definitely. Goddamn it, Gizmo, swear.

  • drock85053

    Billy: Oh, my God. They found me. I don’t know how, but they found me. Run for it, Gizmo!
    Gizmo: Who? Who?
    Billy: Who do you think? The Kardashians!
    Gizmo: Holy shit!

  • Alex Brookshire

    This is what Gizmo gets for watching Troll 2

  • Alex Brookshire

    Gizmo is shocked because he just remembered that it’s daylight savings

  • Davin

    Was it good for Gizmo?

  • CoryWC

    Do you think if we use a spermicidal water soluble lube you’ll still get pregnant?

  • CoryWC

    No no no Gizmo, you do your business on top of the paper, not under it. We really need to get you potty trained…

  • babagloom

    Gizmo is a pussy.

  • babagloom

    Gizmo has night terrors. Billy doesn’t care.

  • BELFAST-HOOD

    i should of went to see snow white……….

  • Evan3

    “Gizmo comprehends what the humans cannot – 3D will ruin the film industry.”

  • Dr.-Re-Animator

    I told you not to fuck me after midnight.

  • Dr.-Re-Animator

    From the director of “Gremlins” comes “Looney Tunes: Back In Action”!!!!

  • TwistedCritic

    Keep them out of bright light, don’t get them wet, and whatever you do, don’t let them watch “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

  • J-SiN

    I feel so…violated!

  • drock85053

    Billy thinks it’s time for Gizmo to start paying his half of the rent now.

  • drock85053

    Gizmo just found out KONY 2012 was a scam

  • drock85053

    Gizmo: They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me… OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

  • MidnightMayhem

    Billy: “See Gizmo, there’s lots of things you can do after midnight besides eat.”

    Television:”Uh uh uh, oooOOHH!”

  • restedbones

    “If there’s two girls, why is there only one cup?”

  • Krea

    “Gizmo, why won’t you look at me when we make love anymore?” -Billy

  • Laugh Riot

    I told Gizmo Brokeback Mountain was a bad movie…

  • Laugh Riot

    Yes Gizmo Lady Gaga is scary.

  • bub4president2012

    “and never, ever watch the primaries after midnight….”

  • Laugh Riot

    Billy reads his Taxidermy manual. I think I did a good job on Gizmo.

    • Laugh Riot

      Billy thinks to himself Taxidermy isn’t that hard. I did a good job on Gizmo.

  • Laugh Riot

    Gizmo I just wanna be friends….

  • pumkinheadfan

    What’s that smell…Gizmo did you shit the bed?!!

  • vivahate

    “see Giz, i told you ’2 girls 1 cup’ looked better on the big screen…”

  • prometheus

    get your finger out of my snack pack

  • prometheus

    and that my friend is why its called an exit and not an entrance.

  • prometheus

    “it wasn’t that small was it?”

  • prometheus

    ” i know you cant eat after midnight, but mom said my penis is a small meal so it shouldn’t count “

  • prometheus

    ” I can’t believe it. I really thought that dildo cannon shot a dildo at me. Thanks Jackass 3D. “

  • prometheus

    FIrst star wars episode I, then titanic. whats next… Gremlins 3D? When will the madness end?

  • Bigfoot-Lives

    “When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real…”

  • Laugh Riot

    Billy watches TV after doing a little acid. “Anyone else see this freaking Mogwai!!!”

  • Laugh Riot

    Gizmo thinks “This guy is a monster how many people does he have trapped in that box!!!”

  • Laugh Riot

    Billy thinks “I shouldn’t have used growth hormone on my crabs look at the size of this freaking thing.”

  • Laugh Riot

    Gizmo watches Star Trek with Billy “Damn that’s a lot of tribbles wait till they turn all green and nasty glad I’m not there…”

  • Laugh Riot

    OH MY GOD I TURN INTO FRAN DRESCHER!!!!!

  • sharknoodles

    It’s ok Gizmo, he just wanted his machete back!

  • bub4president2012

    Billy gives Gizmo the “birds and bees” talk…..

  • bub4president2012

    That Taco Bell “4th Meal” was a terrible idea…..

  • bub4president2012

    After a few drinks, Kate has a really hard time distinguishing left from right….

  • bub4president2012

    “Its okay Giz, nobody likes thier own CGI test footage.”

  • EvanDickson

    Great job guys! Contest is now closed and winners will be posted tomorrow!