[BD Caption Contest] New Winners! This Week We’re Giving Away ‘Gremlins 1 & 2′ Blu-rays!
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We have our winners from last week’s contest!
First Prize – I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray. The Walking Dead Season 1 on DVD. Winner is TSchiefer with “You’re a wizard, Harry.”
Second Prize – Who Can Kill A Child on DVD and Corman’s World on Blu-ray. Winner is Lucy Epps with “Well young lady, back in MY day we didn’t even have a TV to get stuck in.”
Winners, please DM me your US mailing address for the prizes. On to this week’s contest.
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
This week First, Second and Third Prize Winners will all receive a Gremlins 1 & 2 Blu-ray prize pack courtesy of Warner Brothers Home Entertainment. The Gremlins Blus have an onsale street date of Tuesday, May 8th.
Head inside for this week’s picture!
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Gizmo hates 3D.
“You’re right Gizmo, The Cabin in the Woods IS an overrated, predictable, piece of shit.”
Billy – “Gizmo, why are you so scared?”
Gizmo – “What the hell are you doing in my bed?!”
After a day of fun and games, the night takes a strange turn. Billy shares some wine with Gizmo and exclaims “Slumber Party Time!” Gizmo is suddenly reminded of his stay at the Neverland Ranch.
Gizmo – “I can’t stay up past midnight or something bad might happen.”
Billy – “Oh, I guarantee something bad is going to happen.”
Gizmo – “I just crapped my pants!”
Billy – “You’re not wearing pants.”
Gizmo – “I’m not wearing pants!”
Gizmo, what do you think your doing under there? I’m still awake.
“Gizmo, have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
Gizmo: Can’t believe this doesn’t scare you??
“Meanwhile, during a private screening of Snooki’s sex tape…”
Do you smoke after sex?
Gizmo – “You’re kinda old to still be called Billy, aren’t you?”
Billy – “You’re kinda useless to be called Gizmo, aren’t you?”
Gizmo’s first viewing of F.W.Murnau’s “Sunrise”.
thats a woman!?
After 2 hours of screaming in his sleep, Billy wakes up and switches on the QVC channel.
Billy shows Gizmo “2 gremlins 1 mogwai”.
hahanahahahahahah
I just had sex. And it feels so good!
Billy and Gizmo: The “Pod” couple.
What was in that stuff man?
Cut. That’s a wrap on Hangover Part 3
Alright, alright, alright
Billy is passe about the Twilight movies. Gizmo fucking hates them.
Everyone has a different reaction to 2 girls one cup.
Gremlins 3: The Married Years
BILLY: Now I get to show you MY gizmo.
Reaction shot to the series finale of Lost.
Once you go Mogwai, you never go back.
Gizmo suddenly realizes that Billy’s mattress isn’t Tempur-Pedic.
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Insert sex joke here.
and that’s bluewaffle Gizmo.
That’s where babies come from.
Gizmo realizes that Human Centipede is not about a congo line.
Gizmo realizes that people still watch Jay Leno, and Billy is one of them.
Gizmo – “Wait! Am I awake now…or still dreaming?! Or is this a dream within a dream?!”
Billy – “That’s the last time I watch Inception with you.”
“If I got to tell you one more time that ‘Twilight’ is not horror, I’m gonna put my foot in your ass!”
Fall asleep in cozy Mogwai nest, wake up next to sociopathic bank-teller. FML
Trust me Giz, you don’t want 3D glasses for Two Girls, One Cup
Gizmo – “I feel sick. Probably shouldn’t have ate that last piece of chicken around 2am.”
Billy – “Fail.”
Gizmo: “It’s okay, Billy, I know that sometimes boys your age get excited the first time and have trouble holding back and… well, you know…. (ahem) finish too quickly…. we can try again after you’ve had time to rest, honey….”
Gizmo: Vampires that SPARKLE? How many pipes did she smoke to come up with that one?
Billy: Can’t believe I’m missing Real Housewives of Atlanta for this!
Why are those two girls eating chocolate ice cream after midnight?!?
“I know the Kardashians are hairy people, Gizmo, but they’re not Gremlins…Just don’t put on those 3D glasses unless you want to have nightmares.”
Ummm….yeah, so Gizmo….I raped Kate.
Test screening reaction to Batman & Robin.
Pheobe will kill us if she knew we were watching the fast times at ridgmont high scene again
First I can’t eat after bedtime, now he dutch ovens me? Who did I come home with?
Bill “you wanna have sex tonight?”
Gizmo “not up to it i have a really bad headache”
“You know, Gizmo…life is like a game of pinball. Sometimes you win…sometimes you tilt…and sometimes, like me, you get an extra ball”
“Get off the Food Network, you’re not getting to eat till morning.”
“Get off the food network, you’re not getting anything to eat till morning.”
Theres going to be a Gremlins reboot!
“I told you Captain Crunch is a bastard, those 3D glasses never work for the ps3.”
After a few ash brownies Gizmo discovers its after midnight.
Billy: “… So, about what just…”
Gizmo: “No more talking…”
*And it would turn out to be the first and last time that the boys would ever stream ‘Madea Goes to Jail’ on Netflix again.*
I feel so dirty and can’t even shower….
” Billy I told you for the hundredth time…..I can’t eat past midnight!”
” Billy you know that if I even got the slightest bit wet……what would happen”
“See Giz, PETA videos aren’t that bad after all eh?”
Relax. No one said we’d be disqualified for a “bestiality” joke.
Gizmo: “So that’s what knee deep means.”
…And that’s how babies are made. Isn’t it glorious?
Isn’t it scary how much My Bloody Valentine 3-D sucks, no matter what dimension you watch it in?
See, sometimes people play with fuzzy balls for fun and money.
While Billy was mesmerized by Kate Winslet’s breast, Gizmo knew that there was going to be a lot of 3-D water at the end of Titanic…
Yeah, I didn’t think Human Centipede 2 was very good either.
I guess Gizmo’s not a big fan of Shark Week.
“Don’t worry Gizmo, there’s only 3 more episodes of The Golden Girls to watch.”
“How many times have I told you Gizmo that 3-D is not the future?”
Joe Dante- “Guys! We’re making a sequel!”
“We are never eating Taco Bell again!”
Billy and Gizmo watch “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”
hey gizmo i know you cant eat FOOD after midnight but does semen count?
Its all right Gizmo. It happens.
Billy, what did you say those midgets were gonna do with that football?
That got……….dark.
Furby. Let’s have fun!
Wait a minute! You mean to tell me, that Gerald dies by a plow and I turn into a fucking butterfly!?
Billy – So…let me get this straight. Bella’s dying so she begs him to turn her into his undead bride, and The teenage were-bear that’s obsessed with her has now laid sexual claim to her unborn fetus…
Gizmo – …What the Fuck are we Watching!?!
As shown in this photograph, many people reacted differently when Whitney Houston died.
Gizmo – “It’s not what it looks like!”
Billy – “Says the one with the book covering his legs. What were you doing? Trying to see yourself in 3-D!”
“Billy… Why did she just stick that gizmo in her mogwai?”
Gizmo:”Is that another Kardashian show?”
Billy:”Yes”
Gizmo:”Kill me”
Billy, I’m pregnant… and its twins.
Billy: “So I just found out they’re making Gremlins 3″
Gizmo: “That’s great but why do you look so sad”
Billy: “Michael Bay’s directing it, it’s in 3-d and your an alien now”
You should see what happens to MY gizmo when it gets wet.
“That was a huge mistake,” thinks Gizmo sitting in horror as Billy refuses to fall asleep. “Want to cuddle?” asks Billy.
When a Gremlin watches a horror movie this is what happens
This is why Gremlins should never drink caffeine before bed
Taco Bell and horror movies the worst idea before bed
Open Late, Breeding forever, Got a weapon?
3 Rules to follow:
1. Never let a mogwai sleep in your bed
2. Never feed a mogwai before letting it sleep in your bed
3. Never let the mogwai stay up past midnight
Billy: Ohhh, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is just the first film in the trilogy, we still have two more to watch.
Gizmo: I gotta get the hell out of here, this fucker’s got some real issues.
Ok Giz lets just pretend that didn’t happen.
TV: “Today on Keeping Up With The Kardashians”
Billy:
Gizmo: D:
TV: “♫In the arms of an angel♫ Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan…..”
I think Gizmo’s reaction is enough to put two and two together. Haha
And that’s how the reality TV trend was started.
I’m not sure how Rosie O’Donnell landed another talk show, either.
That my friend, is the true reason that Ron Jeremy became famous.
Gizmo realizes Billy should’ve noticed that gerbil he snuck into his ass hours ago.
Worried Gizmo thinks “What if the other dingle berries become self aware!”
I’ll let you stay up after midnight, if you can show me how dogs clean off peanut butter.
Gizmo: That guy ran 26 miles and is still smiling?
Billy: That’s nothing, you should see me with a nail gun.
Eh I expected more when I gave Gizmo a hit of my joint after midnight….
Billy: Then she told me her Dad got stuck in the chimney dressed as Santa Clause and died.
Gizmo: What?!
Billy: Yea, crazy right. Hey look, petrified forest!
Billy just wanted someone to watch the ring video with…
Gizmo: Old Yeller is gonna be okay, right?
Billy: …
Gizmo: Sean Bean died?! Who else in Westeros am I supposed to be following?
Billy has seen the SPCA commercial more than dozen times but Gizmo has not…
Gizmo: Snape killed Dumbledore?…
Gizmo: He directed “The Howling,” and now this is supposed to be a kids movie?
Billy: I don’t think so…remember when that old lady rocketed out of the house!
Gizmo: Yea, that was awesome. Hey, wolfman’s got nards!
Billy finally broke it to Gizmo that he was adopted.
Gizmo thinks they should have done more for old yeller…
Gizmo hates Bob Barker
Gizmo discovers how McNuggets are made.
Coming up next on Chicks with Dicks!!
Billy and Gizmo after the series finale of ‘Chuck’.
Gizmo was enjoying the boyscouts, until the first camp out…
Brazzers.
I’m so sorry, that’s never happened to me before!
“Gizmo, that book isn’t fooling anyone! I know you’ve got a boner.”
So do you think things are going to be awkward between us now?
Billy: See, first you put the gerbil in the condom then you put the condom up your ass. I’m telling you, it’s a lot of fun.
Gizmo:…
In a deleted scene from Gremlins Billy asks Gizmo if he can see his little mogwai
This is the moment when the hash brownies kicked in for Gizmo, what followed isn’t for the faint at heart…
Billy, why aren’t you wearing any pants?
Billy: Gizmo… Do you douche?
This is when sleepovers at Neverland Ranch started to get weird.
Billy – “Yeah, this is what Spielberg is up to. It’s the fourth in the series, but we’ve all gotten use to the disappointment by now.”
Look, what happened, happened. Let’s never mention it again.
“Why wouldn’t you look at me during”?
“Why don’t you take me dancing anymore?”
Gizmo: Do you remember like half an hour ago when you asked me if, since I’m a strange creature, I have any kind of diseases, like rabies or Mogwi AIDS?
Billy Peltzer: Yeah…..
Gizmo: I lied….
Gizmo: Don’t you think we should be trying to stop Stripe and the other racial stereotype Gremlins?
Billy: Can’t we just hang out, watch Conan, cuddle?
Gizmo: Yeah, this isn’t working out….
Gizmo: “Um Billy? I don’t think I like The Human Centipede.”
Billy: Damn! I wonder if she sees that stain on the ceiling.
Gizmo: Eww, I wonder if he put that stain on the ceiling.
That laundry bear would make a crazy Gremlin.
Sasha Grey does what with her mouth?!?!?!
Gizmo seeing Gremlins for the 1st time – “Ugh! I can’t believe Dante changed the ending! I signed up to turn into a butterfly damn it! A butterfly!”
Did you know gizmo is french for sex-panther………..grrrrrrr
Reaction to sneak preview of THE Hobbit 48fps
[watching snuff film]
Gizmo: Is that this room?
Billy: It sure looks like it.
This is where humans come from.
Was that even legal?
[Both watching Gremlins on blu ray]
Gizmo: There’s something very familiar about all this!
Gizmo:I had a horrible nightmare. It was terrible.
Billy: Well, you’re safe and sound now. Back on the good old 27th floor.
Gizmo: 27th floor!?
Gizmo: Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.
Billy: Gizmo, I warned you that porn wouldn’t look as good in 3D.
Billy and Gizmo watch a post-converted 3D version of Gremlins.
(After finding out Gizmo has eaten after midnight)
Billy: Tonight you’re going to get your first blanket party.
Gizmo:You really think I ought to swear?
Billy: Yes, definitely. Goddamn it, Gizmo, swear.
Billy: Oh, my God. They found me. I don’t know how, but they found me. Run for it, Gizmo!
Gizmo: Who? Who?
Billy: Who do you think? The Kardashians!
Gizmo: Holy shit!
This is what Gizmo gets for watching Troll 2
Gizmo is shocked because he just remembered that it’s daylight savings
Was it good for Gizmo?
Do you think if we use a spermicidal water soluble lube you’ll still get pregnant?
No no no Gizmo, you do your business on top of the paper, not under it. We really need to get you potty trained…
Gizmo is a pussy.
Gizmo has night terrors. Billy doesn’t care.
i should of went to see snow white……….
“Gizmo comprehends what the humans cannot – 3D will ruin the film industry.”
I told you not to fuck me after midnight.
From the director of “Gremlins” comes “Looney Tunes: Back In Action”!!!!
Keep them out of bright light, don’t get them wet, and whatever you do, don’t let them watch “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
I feel so…violated!
Billy thinks it’s time for Gizmo to start paying his half of the rent now.
Gizmo just found out KONY 2012 was a scam
Gizmo: They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me… OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Billy: “See Gizmo, there’s lots of things you can do after midnight besides eat.”
Television:”Uh uh uh, oooOOHH!”
“If there’s two girls, why is there only one cup?”
“Gizmo, why won’t you look at me when we make love anymore?” -Billy
I told Gizmo Brokeback Mountain was a bad movie…
Yes Gizmo Lady Gaga is scary.
“and never, ever watch the primaries after midnight….”
Billy reads his Taxidermy manual. I think I did a good job on Gizmo.
Billy thinks to himself Taxidermy isn’t that hard. I did a good job on Gizmo.
Gizmo I just wanna be friends….
What’s that smell…Gizmo did you shit the bed?!!
“see Giz, i told you ’2 girls 1 cup’ looked better on the big screen…”
get your finger out of my snack pack
and that my friend is why its called an exit and not an entrance.
“it wasn’t that small was it?”
” i know you cant eat after midnight, but mom said my penis is a small meal so it shouldn’t count ”
” I can’t believe it. I really thought that dildo cannon shot a dildo at me. Thanks Jackass 3D. ”
FIrst star wars episode I, then titanic. whats next… Gremlins 3D? When will the madness end?
“When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real…”
Billy watches TV after doing a little acid. “Anyone else see this freaking Mogwai!!!”
Gizmo thinks “This guy is a monster how many people does he have trapped in that box!!!”
Billy thinks “I shouldn’t have used growth hormone on my crabs look at the size of this freaking thing.”
Gizmo watches Star Trek with Billy “Damn that’s a lot of tribbles wait till they turn all green and nasty glad I’m not there…”
OH MY GOD I TURN INTO FRAN DRESCHER!!!!!
It’s ok Gizmo, he just wanted his machete back!
Billy gives Gizmo the “birds and bees” talk…..
That Taco Bell “4th Meal” was a terrible idea…..
After a few drinks, Kate has a really hard time distinguishing left from right….
“Its okay Giz, nobody likes thier own CGI test footage.”
Great job guys! Contest is now closed and winners will be posted tomorrow!