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Trailer For ‘Dracula 3D’ Confirms That The Film Will Likely Suck In All Dimensions

Dario Argento’s Dracula 3D now has an official trailer, and while it’s not as bloody and over the top as the leaked trailer from last year, it does confirm that this film will probably be awful. But – for some reason – I also can’t wait to see it. A film technically being awful is no reason to avoid it when it looks this glorious.

The film stars Thomas Kretschmann, Marta Gastini, Rutger Hauer, Asia Argento, Miguel Angel Silvestre and Miriam Giovanelli. You can also visit the film’s official site. The gallery there hilariously lists one of the photos as being from “some scene from the movie“. Going forward, that will be my caption for everything. The film is based on the original work by Bram Stoker.

Head inside to check it out!

  • flesheater24

    Will his daughter get naked and fucked in some hardcore postion? because every movie of his shows his daughter butt naked and having sex LOL. Not that I am complaining but isn’t it weird filming your daughter naked and seeing her having sex??? IDK LOl thats today rant.

  • CountOrlok

    I’m more excited for this than Prometheus..

  • turtlenipple

    Jesus, this looks delightfully horrible. I’m sure it’ll have buckets of blood, tits and bad acting and I’m looking forward to it. Also, it looks like this whole film takes place in a church, a den and the woods?

  • Evan3

    Its been awhile since I read Bram Stoker, but was there really a priest yelling out to Van Helsing EEEEEEEEVILLLL!?

    Also, why doesn’t Harker ever get top billing. He is much more a main character than old Abe.

  • Kaname-Tousen

    I thought it wasn’t that good looking from stills….damn

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1577010849 Michael StJohn

    Am afraid Argento has gone the way of Lucas and Burton. I haven’t been able to enjoy anything of his after Sleepless (his last decent giallo), though Mother of Tears is sort of entertaining in a hilariously bad kind of way, it would seem starting with The Card Player he’s been getting worst with every film. Too bad, I loved Deep Red, Opera, Phenomena and his animal trilogy.

    • Kaname-Tousen

      This looks like it went to Aslyum films(basically it look like a straight to home video movie from 5 years ago), Lucas and Burton’s movies at least look good in terms of set designs and SFX for the times they’re released.

  • divisionbell

    Oh Argento…how we miss your wonderful giallos…

  • xxxwolf666

    Was there really a wolverine “snikt!” sound when Dracula’s claws came out?

  • mav07

    Argento is a Terrible Fucking filmmaker, there I said it.

  • IceNiner

    You guys might think its fun to put money into the hands of over the hill movie makers, but I don’t. About the only way I’ll pay to see this is if Rifftrax does a version of it. Outside of that, screw these over the hill overrated flop Directors. Same goes for tired ass Burton, Lucas, and John Carpenter too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/buffyangel808 Ethan Steers

    I hate to say it, but I agree with mav07

  • Darkness69

    Thomas Kretschmann as Dracula, I gotta see this one!

  • EvilHead1981

    I think Argento, like other old directors, loose their edge when they try to convert to modern filmmaking style. What I used to like about Argento was his use of lights(very surreal). He seems, in the recent years, to have adopted the modern Hollywood technique of using “piss yellow” filters(just like the “ultra blue” trend). It’s obvious in this movie, and was ultra obvious in Mother of Tears(that movie was like a jaundice nightmare). Sometimes, you should stick to what you are good at, even if it’s not the current “in” thing or flavor of the week. That’s why old Argento was great. Not all people can connect with the new trends, nor do it right. If you can’t, just don’t try. Do what you CAN do right. It’s a truer than true message that people seem to ignore. It’s true because, you can bullshit the world, but you can’t bullshit yourself.