[BD Caption Contest] Last Week’s Winners! New Contest Pic Inside!

Who said I wasn’t fair?

First Prize – Winner is Benatar01 with ““That’s called a uvula Jack,…Everybody’s got one.”” Prize is a Blu-ray Copy Of The Mimic Trilogy.

Second Prize – Winner is IGETIGETBLOODY with “Even Jack Nicholson thinks Evans sh*tty winner picks are insane!” Prize is a Blu-ray Copy Of The Devil Inside.

Note, I picked the second one because it actually made me laugh. Winners, please DM me your US mailing address (no PO Boxes please).

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

This weeks prizes are:

First Prize Blu-ray of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Second Prize DVD of Madison County.

Head inside for this week’s picture!

  • sharknoodles

    Some common side effects of these caption contests are: obscene profanity, projectile vomiting, massive head spinning, spider walking, irregular bowel movements, and possession by the Devil! Please check with your doctor before entering these contests

  • sharknoodles

    I’m sorry my dear but we decided to go a different direction for our Gerber Baby Food mascot

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “Will ‘Proactiv’ really clear-up my skin? Katy Perry swears by it.”

  • babagloom

    Should’ve had a V-8.

  • babagloom

    O face.

  • Walsh79

    Best Bukkake Ever!

  • babagloom

    Linda Blair forsees her future acting career. Outlook not good.

  • Rendrogy

    Love pea soup, but you don’t have a can opener? Exercise your face!

  • babagloom

    Ever have to pee so bad your eyes turned yellow?

  • tomster6758

    thats the last time I take Joan Rivers advice on a good plastic surgeon

  • babagloom

    My girlfriend is pretty. Pretty Possessed!

  • babagloom

    That’s the last time I fall asleep on my lawn mower!

  • pyrepunk

    Afterwords…You mean they’re allowed to make this Twilight crap?

  • babagloom

    Classic “butter face”.

    • babagloom

      Or…Classic “butta face”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430417838 Andrew Fatica

    Evan, stop picking shitty winners. I’m not afraid to spin my head 360 and puke all over you.

    • EvanDickson

      Lol that will only work once.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    now why oh why is my dick getting hard?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    torture tactics of making people listen to friday by Rebecca Black over and over seems to be very effective

  • mclaren1990

    Rosie O’Donnell was said to be furious when her radio show got cancelled

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    You know she gets kinky in the bedroom when she likes to get tied up

  • Ultrazilla

    “Split Pea Soup AGAIN?!? Fuck me! FUUUUCK MEEEEEE!”

  • FreddyKrueger13

    She just finished a Twilight marathon

  • sharknoodles

    I’m sick of all the new Lindsay Lohan mug shots hitting the internet already!!!!

  • sharknoodles

    Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybeline!

  • babagloom

    Reagan: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
    Karras: Tell me what you really think.

  • babagloom

    “Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.”
    Exorcist: Academy Award winner, best adapted Screenplay.

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    Why are you making me watch ‘The Devil Inside’? …Dimi, why you do this to me?

  • babagloom

    Reagan: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
    Karras: Haters be hatin.

  • babagloom

    Reagan: Fuck me.
    Me: No.

  • babagloom

    Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed…

  • babagloom

    All girls look like this after sex.

  • babagloom

    Go out for drinks. Meet “hot girl” at bar. Sleep with “hot girl”. Wake up with Pazuzu.

  • babagloom

    Out of control teen? Call 1-866-99-MAURY

  • spiralout46n2

    No thanks. I’m a vegetarian.

  • babagloom

    I’m possessed by the “King of wind”? LAME.

  • spiralout46n2

    It’s not delivery. It’s Digiorno.

  • r3quiem

    “All these shakey rehashes are really getting under my skin”

  • spiralout46n2

    I don’t always violently stab my vagina, but when I do, I prefer a crucifix.

  • babagloom

    My girlfriend isn’t much to look at, but she’s verrrry flexible.

  • r3quiem

    “You’ve gotta try before you buy, I’m gonna go Haunt Connecticut”

  • babagloom

    I told you, only on my boobs!

  • ryan_coldfeet

    I swear, Chris Brown, I’ll never do it again!

  • babagloom

    Positive side to being possessed. 360-degree head maneuverability. Can finally check out own ass.

    • babagloom

      Should be “Positive side to being possessed:”
      Fuck it. Wasn’t that funny anyway.

  • adamsa9

    “note to self, don’t drink the water from cabin fever!”

  • Ewpert

    I swear, I’m just constipated.

  • deadlogik

    Just say no

  • babagloom

    I’ve been with uglier.

  • dreamteam1428@gmail.com

    Regan’s reaction to all of the sequels that followed.

    • dreamteam1428@gmail.com

      Sorry for the duplicate. It was an error, not me being overeager. :)

  • dreamteam1428@gmail.com

    Regan’s reaction to the sequels that followed.

    • babagloom

      Reagan’s reaction to sequels that followed. jk

      • dreamteam1428

        Look on imdb. It’s spelled Regan.

        • babagloom

          Oop!

  • babagloom

    “Boo”kake. Because it’s scary.

  • LAPD

    “Get me some Carmex & Lotion Bitch, STAT…..”

  • Eville

    Its a cold I swear it is!

  • Eville

    This is my happy face.

  • Eville

    My mommy says I’m pretty.

  • Eville

    Show me your teeth.

  • Eville

    This is my grrrr face…

  • http://www.facebook.com/josh.may.3388 Josh May

    You know gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.

  • dreamteam_1428

    @EvanDickson will not choose my comment, because he prefers Tina to Nancy. Yeah, I read your articles.

  • katakhom

    Aww, she’s got her daddy’s eyes.

  • katakhom

    Exorcist: “How do you explain the open wounds?”
    Mother: “She won this week’s Caption Contest’s grand prize.”
    Exorcist: “My God…”

  • Rosky71

    Its ok mom,two Advil and I’ll be fine”

  • katakhom

    “Judging by her teeth, I’d say the demon possessing her is either from England or Wyoming.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/tim.murr1 Tim Murr

    Living with psorisis is hell.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.bergen.35 Legion922

    “Ummm where are you planning on sticking that??? I’m suddenly feeling much better now…”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    the side effects of truffle shuffling

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    arsenio hall won celebrity apprentice. grrrr i wanted clay to win. he was my chucky doll!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    Evaaaaaaaaaaan. mothers in here to…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    doggies eat applesauce to save the o-zone layer. You’re Welcome! , and if you think thats nuts watch the rest of my acting career.

  • sharknoodles

    Ahit I prefer this pic of Kim Kardasian with out makeup over her normal pics any day!

  • waituntildark

    Jesus Christ, BD, isn’t it a little early to be making fun of Aimee Copeland?

  • sharknoodles

    Insane in the membrane!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    “strapped to bed, Titanic is on for 24 hr marathon, MUST EAT OWN FACE’

  • RecklessHavoc97

    For Only 60 Cents A Day You Can Help this Woman Escape Domestic Violence And Have Another Shot At Happiness!

  • Slacker2387

    Error 37

  • Slacker2387

    “I call top bunk!”

  • Slacker2387

    She looked a lot better when I was drunk. This is just awkward.

  • operations

    Remington – Shaves as close as a blade, or your money back

  • operations

    Linda Blair, for Proactive

  • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.schiffer Chris-Rand Schiffer

    This is a face of desperation. Just like the faces of all those who put multiple comments to these contests.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003362464242 Juan Rosales

    Shittttt….

  • ChuckWest

    “I swear, if one more person sings that shitty Dead or Alive song….”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003362464242 Juan Rosales

    The Exorcist to The Last Exorcism, and The Devil Inside *Me*
    Shittttt…. Bitch?… U can’t see me!

  • PatrickxJonathan

    I swear I’m sick, can I PLEASE stay home from school today.

  • The-King-Of-Beasts

    That’s another thing, Regan. You should lighten up a bit. Maybe smile…
    …Yeah. That’s good. Maybe you should practice in front of a mirror or something.

  • secretsquirrely

    Go to a priest they said. It’ll cleanse you they said.

  • alienxphile

    I . . . uh . . . walking into a door.

  • alienxphile

    This is what happens when you run out of money at a Disney park.

  • alienxphile

    Okay mom I get it! No more wire hangers!

  • alienxphile

    Well, at least I still have my personality.

  • alienxphile

    I couldn’t conform to today’s perception of beauty so I cut myself.

  • Freddropdead

    “This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians”

  • Freddropdead

    Proactiv Works

  • ilovejohncarpenter

    The Kardashian’s have another show on TV? ARGH!!!!

  • ilovejohncarpenter

    Octomom is doing porn?

  • http://www.facebook.com/secretusername Shad Youngblood

    Let’s face it, we’ve all woke up next this girl at some point.

  • ScreamingBrain

    Geez! Don’t they *ever* warm these tools up? I hate going to the gyno…..

  • davidbleezy

    “Does these cuts and this pus make me look fat?”

  • MaxTorque

    “Yeah, sure, that’s where she broke your heart, whatever. Lemme tell you where I got THIS one….”

  • davidbleezy

    Spoiled Brat

  • Tyree Hoffman

    Amanda Bynes has really let herself go since “What I Like About You” ended.

  • indiescream

    I have to do WHAT with that crucifix?

  • Billy

    “i gotta stop sleeping next to my cats scratch post!”

  • Davin

    You are safe now sweetie, can you point to where he touched you?

  • Billy

    “do I have something in my teeth?”

  • Billy

    “may I please borrow your chap stick?”

    “………keep it”

  • drock85053

    If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  • drock85053

    I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

  • re_bleached

    Its monday, and I cant remember what happened last weekend.

  • re_bleached

    Excuse me, but you please pass me a napkin?

  • re_bleached

    GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! I’m freaking prairie doggin it right now!

  • re_bleached

    I think I need ProActive, My face is breaking out bad!

  • drock85053

    Father Merrin: PMS?
    Father Damien : Oh yeah,she has it

  • drock85053

    The power of christ compels you… to watch every single bad exorcism movie ever made!

  • drock85053

    If you watch The Exorcist backwards it’s about a very sick girl who eats some pea soup and gets better.

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    Why yes I have been using my pro-active everyday mom!

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohen wants to pose for playboy again. For the love of god…DON’T DO IT HEFF !!!!

  • drock85053

    There is no Regan only Pazuzu!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Mother: Hiney I told you giving the cat a bath was a bad idea.

  • drock85053

    How many exorcists does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, because they all got the fuck out of there when they found out it was possessed.

  • el terror

    When I asked for a professional make-up artist for my wedding, I didn’t mean Tom Savini!

  • Jadama

    “Pea soup hot, pea soup cold. Pea soup in my snot that’s starting to mold.”

  • drock85053

    Please mom no more pea soup! I swear I’ll stop masturbatimg with the crucifix and vomiting on Father Karras, ANYTHING!

  • davidbleezy

    “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”

  • drock85053

    Chris MacNeil: Well, give me an example. Like what specifically did she say?
    Dr. Drew: Specifically, Mrs. MacNeil, she advised me to “keep my fingers away from her goddamned cunt.”

  • davidbleezy

    “At my signal, unleash hell.”

  • davidbleezy

    Bitch

  • kenechokeesey

    Tell Chris Brown its a “no” for another date.

  • Lyubimiibogom

    The split pea soup was absolutely wonderful. May I have some more?

  • Raze55

    What do you mean Angelina wants to adopt me?

  • Raze55

    That was not the power of Christ. You fucking farted.

  • Raze55

    I know im not a little boy father but you can touch me.

  • Beezle2112

    ‘Masturbation: The Selfish Sin and its Dire Consequences’ on the next Maury.

  • Beezle2112

    I feel pretty, or so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and YOUR MOTHER SEWS SOCKS IN HELL, FATHER KARRAS!

  • Beezle2112

    And they said it would be good for my complexion.

  • AndrewSoukup24

    Fuck me and I will cum!

  • AndrewSoukup24

    Where the fuck are the Crest white strips at.

  • AndrewSoukup24

    Damn girl your eyes are sexy!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003362464242 Juan Rosales

    Regan: Why You Unzipping Your Pants?…
    Father Damien Karras: I Thought You Wannet Me To Fuck You?
    Regan: Oh… O.K!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003362464242 Juan Rosales

    Regan: Shittttt…?
    I Could Hear The Preacher Coming!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    You got something right…Nah nah nah! Other side. Ye…Yeah right…You got it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003362464242 Juan Rosales

    Regan: Why You Unzipping Your Pants?…
    Father Damian Karras: I Thought You Wannet Me To Fuck You?…
    Regan: O… Oh Yeah! Sorry Sir!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003362464242 Juan Rosales

    Regan: eeeehhh was that smell?…
    Father Damian Karras: You Scare The Shit Outta Me!

  • BeRightBack

    “Sssssssssssssssticks and stones may break my bones, but your words make me puke…. Now hand me a rag!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003362464242 Juan Rosales

    (Regan Inside Thought) This Mothefucker Got Balls!

  • thebogeymaniscoming

    I used to play the Ouija board. But then I got a demon to the soul.

  • Evan3

    “Uhm, you got something on your chin… yeah a little on your nightgown… y’know what, never mind.”

  • Evan3

    “Photo of Charlie Sheen – WINNING”

  • drock85053

    The lovechild of Nancy Grace & Leatherface

  • Gaears Woodchipper

    Sophia Grace after one too many guest spots on Ellen.

  • Gaears Woodchipper

    Mecca Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho, Pee Wee!

  • bub4president2012

    “Mr. Friedkin, seriously, if you cant get the crucifix in the next take, I am so out of here….why are you all laughing….Im serious…am I the only goddamn professional around here ?”

  • drock85053

    Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck so me hard.

  • Laugh Riot

    Honey where did Edward Scissor Hands touch you???

  • Laugh Riot

    Next on Doctor OZ a story of a girl who possessed by a demon. Body contortions, speaking in tongues, vomiting, foamy diarrhea, swearing, and cuts all over her body is she really possessed?

    Doc OZ: Fuck this!

  • Laugh Riot

    I am Raggedy Ann bitch!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it.

    Reagan:

    • Laugh Riot

      Regan: Your mother cocks sucks in hell!

      Father you cant intimidate the demon out of her.

  • Laugh Riot

    Call in Father May I.
    We tried everything the devil hates
    prayers, holy water, sex and drugs.
    NOW ITS TIME TO ROCK!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Ah man not another anti smoking commercial…

  • Laugh Riot

    I wanted Leslie Nielsen for my exorcism…

  • Laugh Riot

    Who looks like she ate out the girl from TEETH. YOU DO.

  • Laugh Riot

    Dammit father give the bitch some orbit…

  • davidbleezy

    That’s not pea soup. Its ninja turtle semen.

  • drock85053

    Selena Gomez you don’t look so hot

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Is this the real house wives of Des Moines?

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    She needs more fiber in her diet.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Gene Simmons has not aged well.

  • babagloom

    Pazuzu happens.

  • babagloom

    Christ compels you…and every other woman to put makeup on before going out.

  • babagloom

    You are grosser than gross.

  • babagloom

    A face for radio.

  • babagloom

    “Your daughter is possesed by Pazuzu! Demon of the wind!”
    “Soooooo….how far removed is Pazuzu from Satan? I have friends to impress.”

  • babagloom

    “Your daughter is possessed. On the bright side, you’ve got an endless supply of pea soup!.”

  • babagloom

    Your daughter is a possessed teenage bitch. You’ll most likely notice no difference.

  • babagloom

    On the bright side, your daughter isn’t a Christian.

  • babagloom

    So, you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?

  • babagloom

    My girlfriend is ugly, but she’s flexible, speaks multiple languages, and talks dirty.

  • EvanDickson

    Great job guys! The winner will be posted in a little bit!