[BD Caption Contest] Last Week’s Winners! New Contest Pic Inside!
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Who said I wasn’t fair?
First Prize – Winner is Benatar01 with ““That’s called a uvula Jack,…Everybody’s got one.”” Prize is a Blu-ray Copy Of The Mimic Trilogy.
Second Prize – Winner is IGETIGETBLOODY with “Even Jack Nicholson thinks Evans sh*tty winner picks are insane!” Prize is a Blu-ray Copy Of The Devil Inside.
Note, I picked the second one because it actually made me laugh. Winners, please DM me your US mailing address (no PO Boxes please).
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
This weeks prizes are:
First Prize Blu-ray of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Second Prize DVD of Madison County.
Head inside for this week’s picture!
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Some common side effects of these caption contests are: obscene profanity, projectile vomiting, massive head spinning, spider walking, irregular bowel movements, and possession by the Devil! Please check with your doctor before entering these contests
I’m sorry my dear but we decided to go a different direction for our Gerber Baby Food mascot
“Will ‘Proactiv’ really clear-up my skin? Katy Perry swears by it.”
Should’ve had a V-8.
O face.
Best Bukkake Ever!
Linda Blair forsees her future acting career. Outlook not good.
Love pea soup, but you don’t have a can opener? Exercise your face!
Ever have to pee so bad your eyes turned yellow?
thats the last time I take Joan Rivers advice on a good plastic surgeon
My girlfriend is pretty. Pretty Possessed!
That’s the last time I fall asleep on my lawn mower!
Afterwords…You mean they’re allowed to make this Twilight crap?
Classic “butter face”.
Or…Classic “butta face”.
Evan, stop picking shitty winners. I’m not afraid to spin my head 360 and puke all over you.
Lol that will only work once.
now why oh why is my dick getting hard?
torture tactics of making people listen to friday by Rebecca Black over and over seems to be very effective
Rosie O’Donnell was said to be furious when her radio show got cancelled
You know she gets kinky in the bedroom when she likes to get tied up
“Split Pea Soup AGAIN?!? Fuck me! FUUUUCK MEEEEEE!”
She just finished a Twilight marathon
I’m sick of all the new Lindsay Lohan mug shots hitting the internet already!!!!
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybeline!
Reagan: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
Karras: Tell me what you really think.
“Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.”
Exorcist: Academy Award winner, best adapted Screenplay.
Why are you making me watch ‘The Devil Inside’? …Dimi, why you do this to me?
Reagan: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
Karras: Haters be hatin.
Reagan: Fuck me.
Me: No.
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed…
All girls look like this after sex.
Go out for drinks. Meet “hot girl” at bar. Sleep with “hot girl”. Wake up with Pazuzu.
Out of control teen? Call 1-866-99-MAURY
No thanks. I’m a vegetarian.
I’m possessed by the “King of wind”? LAME.
It’s not delivery. It’s Digiorno.
“All these shakey rehashes are really getting under my skin”
I don’t always violently stab my vagina, but when I do, I prefer a crucifix.
My girlfriend isn’t much to look at, but she’s verrrry flexible.
“You’ve gotta try before you buy, I’m gonna go Haunt Connecticut”
I told you, only on my boobs!
I swear, Chris Brown, I’ll never do it again!
Positive side to being possessed. 360-degree head maneuverability. Can finally check out own ass.
Should be “Positive side to being possessed:”
Fuck it. Wasn’t that funny anyway.
“note to self, don’t drink the water from cabin fever!”
I swear, I’m just constipated.
Just say no
I’ve been with uglier.
Regan’s reaction to all of the sequels that followed.
Sorry for the duplicate. It was an error, not me being overeager.
Regan’s reaction to the sequels that followed.
Reagan’s reaction to sequels that followed. jk
Look on imdb. It’s spelled Regan.
Oop!
“Boo”kake. Because it’s scary.
“Get me some Carmex & Lotion Bitch, STAT…..”
Its a cold I swear it is!
This is my happy face.
My mommy says I’m pretty.
Show me your teeth.
This is my grrrr face…
You know gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.
@EvanDickson will not choose my comment, because he prefers Tina to Nancy. Yeah, I read your articles.
Aww, she’s got her daddy’s eyes.
Exorcist: “How do you explain the open wounds?”
Mother: “She won this week’s Caption Contest’s grand prize.”
Exorcist: “My God…”
Its ok mom,two Advil and I’ll be fine”
“Judging by her teeth, I’d say the demon possessing her is either from England or Wyoming.”
Living with psorisis is hell.
“Ummm where are you planning on sticking that??? I’m suddenly feeling much better now…”
the side effects of truffle shuffling
arsenio hall won celebrity apprentice. grrrr i wanted clay to win. he was my chucky doll!
Evaaaaaaaaaaan. mothers in here to…..
doggies eat applesauce to save the o-zone layer. You’re Welcome! , and if you think thats nuts watch the rest of my acting career.
Ahit I prefer this pic of Kim Kardasian with out makeup over her normal pics any day!
Jesus Christ, BD, isn’t it a little early to be making fun of Aimee Copeland?
Insane in the membrane!
“strapped to bed, Titanic is on for 24 hr marathon, MUST EAT OWN FACE’
For Only 60 Cents A Day You Can Help this Woman Escape Domestic Violence And Have Another Shot At Happiness!
Error 37
“I call top bunk!”
She looked a lot better when I was drunk. This is just awkward.
Remington – Shaves as close as a blade, or your money back
Linda Blair, for Proactive
This is a face of desperation. Just like the faces of all those who put multiple comments to these contests.
Shittttt….
“I swear, if one more person sings that shitty Dead or Alive song….”
The Exorcist to The Last Exorcism, and The Devil Inside *Me*
Shittttt…. Bitch?… U can’t see me!
I swear I’m sick, can I PLEASE stay home from school today.
That’s another thing, Regan. You should lighten up a bit. Maybe smile…
…Yeah. That’s good. Maybe you should practice in front of a mirror or something.
Go to a priest they said. It’ll cleanse you they said.
I . . . uh . . . walking into a door.
This is what happens when you run out of money at a Disney park.
Okay mom I get it! No more wire hangers!
Well, at least I still have my personality.
I couldn’t conform to today’s perception of beauty so I cut myself.
“This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians”
Proactiv Works
The Kardashian’s have another show on TV? ARGH!!!!
Octomom is doing porn?
Let’s face it, we’ve all woke up next this girl at some point.
Geez! Don’t they *ever* warm these tools up? I hate going to the gyno…..
“Does these cuts and this pus make me look fat?”
“Yeah, sure, that’s where she broke your heart, whatever. Lemme tell you where I got THIS one….”
Spoiled Brat
Amanda Bynes has really let herself go since “What I Like About You” ended.
I have to do WHAT with that crucifix?
“i gotta stop sleeping next to my cats scratch post!”
You are safe now sweetie, can you point to where he touched you?
“do I have something in my teeth?”
“may I please borrow your chap stick?”
“………keep it”
If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Its monday, and I cant remember what happened last weekend.
Excuse me, but you please pass me a napkin?
GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! I’m freaking prairie doggin it right now!
I think I need ProActive, My face is breaking out bad!
Father Merrin: PMS?
Father Damien : Oh yeah,she has it
The power of christ compels you… to watch every single bad exorcism movie ever made!
If you watch The Exorcist backwards it’s about a very sick girl who eats some pea soup and gets better.
Why yes I have been using my pro-active everyday mom!
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohen wants to pose for playboy again. For the love of god…DON’T DO IT HEFF !!!!
There is no Regan only Pazuzu!
Mother: Hiney I told you giving the cat a bath was a bad idea.
How many exorcists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they all got the fuck out of there when they found out it was possessed.
When I asked for a professional make-up artist for my wedding, I didn’t mean Tom Savini!
“Pea soup hot, pea soup cold. Pea soup in my snot that’s starting to mold.”
Please mom no more pea soup! I swear I’ll stop masturbatimg with the crucifix and vomiting on Father Karras, ANYTHING!
“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”
Chris MacNeil: Well, give me an example. Like what specifically did she say?
Dr. Drew: Specifically, Mrs. MacNeil, she advised me to “keep my fingers away from her goddamned cunt.”
“At my signal, unleash hell.”
Bitch
Tell Chris Brown its a “no” for another date.
The split pea soup was absolutely wonderful. May I have some more?
What do you mean Angelina wants to adopt me?
That was not the power of Christ. You fucking farted.
I know im not a little boy father but you can touch me.
‘Masturbation: The Selfish Sin and its Dire Consequences’ on the next Maury.
I feel pretty, or so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and YOUR MOTHER SEWS SOCKS IN HELL, FATHER KARRAS!
And they said it would be good for my complexion.
Fuck me and I will cum!
Where the fuck are the Crest white strips at.
Damn girl your eyes are sexy!
Regan: Why You Unzipping Your Pants?…
Father Damien Karras: I Thought You Wannet Me To Fuck You?
Regan: Oh… O.K!
Regan: Shittttt…?
I Could Hear The Preacher Coming!
You got something right…Nah nah nah! Other side. Ye…Yeah right…You got it.
Regan: Why You Unzipping Your Pants?…
Father Damian Karras: I Thought You Wannet Me To Fuck You?…
Regan: O… Oh Yeah! Sorry Sir!
Regan: eeeehhh was that smell?…
Father Damian Karras: You Scare The Shit Outta Me!
“Sssssssssssssssticks and stones may break my bones, but your words make me puke…. Now hand me a rag!”
(Regan Inside Thought) This Mothefucker Got Balls!
I used to play the Ouija board. But then I got a demon to the soul.
“Uhm, you got something on your chin… yeah a little on your nightgown… y’know what, never mind.”
“Photo of Charlie Sheen – WINNING”
The lovechild of Nancy Grace & Leatherface
Sophia Grace after one too many guest spots on Ellen.
Mecca Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho, Pee Wee!
“Mr. Friedkin, seriously, if you cant get the crucifix in the next take, I am so out of here….why are you all laughing….Im serious…am I the only goddamn professional around here ?”
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck so me hard.
Honey where did Edward Scissor Hands touch you???
Next on Doctor OZ a story of a girl who possessed by a demon. Body contortions, speaking in tongues, vomiting, foamy diarrhea, swearing, and cuts all over her body is she really possessed?
Doc OZ: Fuck this!
I am Raggedy Ann bitch!!
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it.
Reagan:
Regan: Your mother cocks sucks in hell!
Father you cant intimidate the demon out of her.
Call in Father May I.
We tried everything the devil hates
prayers, holy water, sex and drugs.
NOW ITS TIME TO ROCK!!!
Ah man not another anti smoking commercial…
I wanted Leslie Nielsen for my exorcism…
Who looks like she ate out the girl from TEETH. YOU DO.
Dammit father give the bitch some orbit…
That’s not pea soup. Its ninja turtle semen.
Selena Gomez you don’t look so hot
Is this the real house wives of Des Moines?
She needs more fiber in her diet.
Gene Simmons has not aged well.
Pazuzu happens.
Christ compels you…and every other woman to put makeup on before going out.
You are grosser than gross.
A face for radio.
“Your daughter is possesed by Pazuzu! Demon of the wind!”
“Soooooo….how far removed is Pazuzu from Satan? I have friends to impress.”
“Your daughter is possessed. On the bright side, you’ve got an endless supply of pea soup!.”
Your daughter is a possessed teenage bitch. You’ll most likely notice no difference.
On the bright side, your daughter isn’t a Christian.
So, you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?
My girlfriend is ugly, but she’s flexible, speaks multiple languages, and talks dirty.
Great job guys! The winner will be posted in a little bit!