[BD Caption Contest] New Winners! New Contest! A New Lease On Life (Or At Least A New DVD)!
![The Exorcist 52012 [BD Caption Contest] New Winners! New Contest! A New Lease On Life (Or At Least A New DVD)!](http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/The_Exorcist_52012.jpg "The_Exorcist_52012")
Good job guys! There were some great ones I’m not sure I could legally post on the front page!
First Prize Blu-ray of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974). Winner is alienxphile with “Okay mom I get it! No more wire hangers!”
Second Prize DVD of Madison County. Winner is davidbleezy with “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”
Please note that I’m traveling this week so the prizes might take a few days longer than normal to arrive. Winners please DM me with your US mailing address (no PO boxes).
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
This weeks prizes are:
First Prize is a Blu-ray of A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 & 3.
Head inside for this week’s picture!
![Fright Night 52512 [BD Caption Contest] New Winners! New Contest! A New Lease On Life (Or At Least A New DVD)!](http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Fright_Night_52512.jpg "Fright_Night_52512")
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Are they letting anyone join the X-Men these days?
Welcome to Celebrity Drug Rehab! For real.
I said no! No more Tic-Tac-Toe on my forehead!
No, I had to give up Gobstoppers.
“I’m new to straight-edge. Isn’t this … this isn’t right?”
“Guy told me he hadn’t had a bite in weeks … so I sucked his blood and turned him into a fellow member of the undead! But seriously, folks…”
“Cheeeeeese!”
For only 3 grams of hemoglobin a day, you can sponsor one of our poor, out of work vampires.
I AM NOT AN ANTI-DENTITE!
Don’t tase me bro!!!!
I gotta dolla. I gotta dolla. I gotta dolla. Hey Hey Hey Hey.
Dude needs some raybans.
Where are my fucking raybans!!???
OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA! No one said anything about branding! I’m a Furry, dammit!
They remade this?!!!!
Wait, what about McLovin?
Holy shit! It’s the attack of Eddie Munster!
Adrian!!!
You down with OPP? YEAH YOU KNOW ME!
The power of christ does not compel me
Dammit Peter, at least hold the cross straight!
In his best Richard Marx voice “Hold on to tha night!”
Hey, you’re the one who kept calling me ‘Evil’! What’d you think was gonna happen: I’d grow a pair of butterfly wings and leave a rainbow trail everywhere I went?
Hey, does this make me look undead?
I want an apple too!
What the hell, dick? Just wanted a high-five!
Hey, you ever notice that Peter Vincent guy has two first names? I hate that!
Since my new found days of gay porn just remember James “X” marks the spot.
“… just look at this satisfied customer! So come on down to Mephisto’s Discount Tattoo and Cosmetic Dentistry Parlour!”
In the end, I decided against drinking the Koolaid.
Hahaha! Sorry Mom! I got a tattoo anyways…is it a bit X-treme?
I’m Brad Pitt’s stuntman.
Do I have anything in my teeth?
NO MOM, I’M NOT GOING TO THE DENTIST.
His mother stopped breast feeding him abnormally early.
What do you mean you dont cover dental!
“Are we SERIOUSLY watching Twilight again?!”
first Justin Bieber now One Direction? where is the sun I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!!!
Dammit mom! I said 5 more minutes!!
what happened last night?
What’s in your wallet?
Square gets a cross.
“The roof is on fire! The roof is on fire! No, seriously, the roof IS on fire.”
“I’m onna hiiiiighway ta hell!!!”
Well, hello there!! I am a certified and declassified X-File! Care to browse me for a bit?
Hey babe! They don’t call me Mr. X-citement for nothing!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ya’ll like my new bubba-teeth? Yuk yuk yuk.
Are you guys ready to rock?!!!!
put that away…. im not into man-on-demon
Only the best is branded X! Fang you, fang you very much!
Tupac is back lady’s and gentlemen, only thing is he’s one of the undead.
Hate to be the dentist who tells him his teeth are fucked
Tonight Im going to suck………………………….your blood
What do you mean Im too scary for Twilight
This is your brain (shows normal looking teeth). This is drugs (show a frying pan). This your brain on drugs (smashes teeth with frying pan). Athy qetons?
This is what happened after Charlie won the chocolate factory.
Scary teeth…high five (WHACK!)
John, when we said wanna eat rock candy…we didnt actually mean actual rocks
Hangover part 3: While trying to figure out what happened the day before. 3 vampires retrace their steps to what happened when they parted all day and cant remember what they did. What happens in Transylvania stays in Transylvania
And Harry Potter thinks his little lightning bolt hurts?
Owwww. That freakin hurts, charlie!
Can I get a what what…
So your all wondering why I have that cross branded on my forehead and why I am a vampire. Well you see my wife she was fine the next day she became all moody and bitch. fucking count fuckula came along and bit the bitch she became even more moody, told her listen I’m sick of your shit, ok one day your cool next day your the hulk of PMS whores. Well as you made know she didn’t like that bit me, well since she was on her period I thirsted for her. To make a long story short, I was branded for life and simply known as the vagz biter. Yup life pretty much sucks now.
American History X cosplay.
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All joking aside, why is the second place winner always funnier/better than the first place winner?
Look? Is Mariah Carey Hitting A High Note!
You’re so cool Brewster!
Not in the face!
“Stay away girls I’m a level 12 dungeon master.”
No you can’t copy my homework!
Whaaassssssuuuuupppp?!!!!!!!!
Poor Billy when he heard they were making a sequel to Piranha 3d, he assumed they were going to include human/piranha hybrids
The newly announced season of 24. Jack vs vampires. The following takes place between 3:00pm-4:00pm. “Close the shades, Ill talk….Ill tell you where the lair is!”
This is what happens when you marry your sister.
I saw PRIEST and all I got was the stupid branding
Stranded at the drive-in… branded a fool…
HAHAHAHAHAHA. best one in my opion. i dont have any say in the matter but i say well done, sir.
Must be an atheist.
HIGH FIVE!!!
Only ghost pirates can bury a treasure in a vampire’s skull.
You can tell he is from Mississippi.
Catholics get angry on Ash Wednesday.
This is what gonorrhea looks like under a microscope.
Do you kiss your mamma with that mouth?
When asked how old he was in this photograph, Charles Manson stated, “about 15″.
SON OF A BITCH, that’s gonna leave a mark.
Pucker up
My bark is worst then my bite
Grandma what big teeth you have
GUYS I’VE SEEN THE DEVIL INSIDE RUUUUUNNNN
Looks like the shooting for Lamb of God’s new video is going well
Annnnndddd X marks the spot
High five for the Lord, up top!!!
Heil Hasselhoff!
And that was the last day little Jimmy was a door greeter at Walmart.
I’m on the right track baby I was born this way!
I know. You want this but you can’t have this.
That’s ok. In my next career, I’ll take many more shots to the head
Welcome to tic tac toe….FOR REAL
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i still cant believe its not butter
This dude took straightedge to a whole other lever!
*straightXedge
Clint Howard’s early years.
Stop torturing me! I swear I just have bad teeth!
I promise I won’t drag my teeth.
I got these CHEEZburgers.
Jeez! Doesn’t anyone f—ing knock any more?
Sorry… we lost our cross branding iron to condemn you with… an ‘X’ kinddd of looks like a cross.”
I beg of you! No more 70s & 80s remakes!
“You’re dumping me?! Please! Please just tell me what I did wrong! I.. I can change! I’ll get braces.. I’ll remove my tattoo.. please just don’t leave me!”
“Who the fuck ate all the oreos?!?!”
This seems like an extreme punishment for renting red state! don’t you think Mr disgusting?
Dr. Gonzo Promised me the acid would be CLEEEEEAN!
Those people from Jackass took this prank way too far this time.
Despite 10 hours in make-up, the casting director eventually chose to go with Colin Farrell for the part of Bullseye. It was the luckiest escape he ever had
Will someone please help King Diamond with his orthodontist bill?
Squeal like a pig there, boy! SQUEEEEEEEEEAL!
“Dario Argento presents, Dracula 2012 – The Bejazzling”
I’m a werewolf not a vampire, but that hurts!
“You’re into Charles Manson too? High five bro!!”
X marks the spot where you should put a stake………suckers.
How’s this for my yearbook picture, 1,2,3, ahhhhh!
Pissing holy water here hold up!!!
Your neck says yes, but was the cross necessary!!!!
I told them Home Alone with Vampires wouldn’t make a good movie…
Sad thing he was beat in the costume contest by someone dressed as Edward….
Arts and Crafts in Transylvania Daycare guess what they made…
Do these teeth make my ass look fat?….be honest.
The Priest and I had a little debate!
Yo Man! What’s up, dude?! Like my new tat?
No, really! I am Vince Offer!
That’s not what I had in mind when I said could you give me some..ah well, I tried. Later!
My X-girlfriend left me with a bad impression! I won’t forget her anytime soon!
I thought we’d never fight, and that my girlfriend would never
cross me! But I found out the hard way!
Hi! ..excuse me, would you happen to have a bandage?
My X- ol’ lady had crossed me, so we got into a spat…at
least she didn’t double-cross me!
“OH GOD! THAT HURT LIKE A BI- WHY DID I AGREE TO FOREHEAD TIC-TAC-TOE?”
“It’s just a flesh wound!”
Branding an X into your forehead isn’t normal.
But on meth it is.
Never drink with Prof X
I see the light!……and it BURNS!
This is what happens when you subject the masses to ANOTHER horrible Cory Feldman reboot!
Thanks guys! Contest is closed and I’ll post the winner in a bit!