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[BD Caption Contest] New Winners! New Contest! A New Lease On Life (Or At Least A New DVD)!

Good job guys! There were some great ones I’m not sure I could legally post on the front page!

First Prize Blu-ray of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974). Winner is alienxphile with “Okay mom I get it! No more wire hangers!

Second Prize DVD of Madison County. Winner is davidbleezy with “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

Please note that I’m traveling this week so the prizes might take a few days longer than normal to arrive. Winners please DM me with your US mailing address (no PO boxes).


1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

This weeks prizes are:

First Prize is a Blu-ray of A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 & 3.

Head inside for this week’s picture!



  • Slacker2387

    Are they letting anyone join the X-Men these days?

  • drock85053

    Welcome to Celebrity Drug Rehab! For real.

  • Radicalex

    I said no! No more Tic-Tac-Toe on my forehead!

  • Radicalex

    No, I had to give up Gobstoppers.

  • Radicalex

    “I’m new to straight-edge. Isn’t this … this isn’t right?”

  • Radicalex

    “Guy told me he hadn’t had a bite in weeks … so I sucked his blood and turned him into a fellow member of the undead! But seriously, folks…”

  • Radicalex


  • Radicalex

    For only 3 grams of hemoglobin a day, you can sponsor one of our poor, out of work vampires.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones


  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    Don’t tase me bro!!!!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    I gotta dolla. I gotta dolla. I gotta dolla. Hey Hey Hey Hey.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Dude needs some raybans.

    • Skull-And-Crossbones

      Where are my fucking raybans!!???

  • OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA! No one said anything about branding! I’m a Furry, dammit!

  • Radicalex

    They remade this?!!!!

    • Radicalex

      Wait, what about McLovin?

  • drock85053

    Holy shit! It’s the attack of Eddie Munster!

  • Krug09


  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    You down with OPP? YEAH YOU KNOW ME!

  • Alex Brookshire

    The power of christ does not compel me

  • nowaygetreal

    Dammit Peter, at least hold the cross straight!

  • Raze55

    In his best Richard Marx voice “Hold on to tha night!”

  • Radicalex

    Hey, you’re the one who kept calling me ‘Evil’! What’d you think was gonna happen: I’d grow a pair of butterfly wings and leave a rainbow trail everywhere I went?

  • Radicalex

    Hey, does this make me look undead?

  • Radicalex

    I want an apple too!

  • Radicalex

    What the hell, dick? Just wanted a high-five!

  • Radicalex

    Hey, you ever notice that Peter Vincent guy has two first names? I hate that!

  • zaglewiz

    Since my new found days of gay porn just remember James “X” marks the spot.

  • “… just look at this satisfied customer! So come on down to Mephisto’s Discount Tattoo and Cosmetic Dentistry Parlour!”

  • In the end, I decided against drinking the Koolaid.

  • Hahaha! Sorry Mom! I got a tattoo anyways…is it a bit X-treme?

  • I’m Brad Pitt’s stuntman.

  • Do I have anything in my teeth?

  • restedbones


  • purplek

    His mother stopped breast feeding him abnormally early.

  • What do you mean you dont cover dental!

  • swishkilledafish

    “Are we SERIOUSLY watching Twilight again?!”

  • first Justin Bieber now One Direction? where is the sun I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!!!

  • Dammit mom! I said 5 more minutes!!

  • what happened last night?

  • spiralout46n2

    What’s in your wallet?

  • C0mpany-Man

    Square gets a cross.

  • spiralout46n2

    “The roof is on fire! The roof is on fire! No, seriously, the roof IS on fire.”

  • Billy

    “I’m onna hiiiiighway ta hell!!!”

  • Ronster

    Well, hello there!! I am a certified and declassified X-File! Care to browse me for a bit?

  • Ronster

    Hey babe! They don’t call me Mr. X-citement for nothing!



  • Beezle2112

    Ya’ll like my new bubba-teeth? Yuk yuk yuk.

  • 24matt24

    Are you guys ready to rock?!!!!

  • put that away…. im not into man-on-demon

  • Ronster

    Only the best is branded X! Fang you, fang you very much!

  • flesheater24

    Tupac is back lady’s and gentlemen, only thing is he’s one of the undead.

  • flesheater24

    Hate to be the dentist who tells him his teeth are fucked

  • Tonight Im going to suck………………………….your blood

  • What do you mean Im too scary for Twilight

  • This is your brain (shows normal looking teeth). This is drugs (show a frying pan). This your brain on drugs (smashes teeth with frying pan). Athy qetons?

  • artjustin

    This is what happened after Charlie won the chocolate factory.

  • Scary teeth…high five (WHACK!)

  • John, when we said wanna eat rock candy…we didnt actually mean actual rocks

  • Hangover part 3: While trying to figure out what happened the day before. 3 vampires retrace their steps to what happened when they parted all day and cant remember what they did. What happens in Transylvania stays in Transylvania

  • romanthemysterian

    And Harry Potter thinks his little lightning bolt hurts?

  • Doguz

    Owwww. That freakin hurts, charlie!

  • itsjasenwithane

    Can I get a what what…

  • flesheater24

    So your all wondering why I have that cross branded on my forehead and why I am a vampire. Well you see my wife she was fine the next day she became all moody and bitch. fucking count fuckula came along and bit the bitch she became even more moody, told her listen I’m sick of your shit, ok one day your cool next day your the hulk of PMS whores. Well as you made know she didn’t like that bit me, well since she was on her period I thirsted for her. To make a long story short, I was branded for life and simply known as the vagz biter. Yup life pretty much sucks now.

  • superchopper

    American History X cosplay.


  • Fetus-in-Fetu

    All joking aside, why is the second place winner always funnier/better than the first place winner?

  • Look? Is Mariah Carey Hitting A High Note!

  • Fetus-in-Fetu

    You’re so cool Brewster!

  • J-SiN

    Not in the face!

  • Hardrockerbl97

    “Stay away girls I’m a level 12 dungeon master.”

  • Hardrockerbl97

    No you can’t copy my homework!

  • Necronaut


  • Poor Billy when he heard they were making a sequel to Piranha 3d, he assumed they were going to include human/piranha hybrids

  • The newly announced season of 24. Jack vs vampires. The following takes place between 3:00pm-4:00pm. “Close the shades, Ill talk….Ill tell you where the lair is!”

  • This is what happens when you marry your sister.

  • Nonstoprocker

    I saw PRIEST and all I got was the stupid branding

  • Alabama-Sharp

    Stranded at the drive-in… branded a fool…

    • Skull-And-Crossbones

      HAHAHAHAHAHA. best one in my opion. i dont have any say in the matter but i say well done, sir.

  • Wolf-man

    Must be an atheist.

  • HIGH FIVE!!!

  • davidbleezy

    Only ghost pirates can bury a treasure in a vampire’s skull.

  • davidbleezy

    You can tell he is from Mississippi.

  • davidbleezy

    Catholics get angry on Ash Wednesday.

  • davidbleezy

    This is what gonorrhea looks like under a microscope.

  • davidbleezy

    Do you kiss your mamma with that mouth?

  • Trixxxster

    When asked how old he was in this photograph, Charles Manson stated, “about 15”.

  • LAPD

    SON OF A BITCH, that’s gonna leave a mark.

  • Pucker up

  • My bark is worst then my bite

  • Grandma what big teeth you have

  • diamondbacker381


  • diamondbacker381

    Looks like the shooting for Lamb of God’s new video is going well

  • diamondbacker381

    Annnnndddd X marks the spot

  • artificial05

    High five for the Lord, up top!!!

  • artificial05

    Heil Hasselhoff!

  • BornVillian

    And that was the last day little Jimmy was a door greeter at Walmart.

  • BornVillian

    I’m on the right track baby I was born this way!

  • BornVillian

    I know. You want this but you can’t have this.

  • Mr-Turdlington

    That’s ok. In my next career, I’ll take many more shots to the head

  • artificial05

    Welcome to tic tac toe….FOR REAL

  • artificial05

    Babe wait. Baabe Wait. Baaabe Waaait. Baaaabeee! BABE WAIT! Babe. Babe. Babe. BABE WAIT BABE NOOO!! Babe NO. Baabe NOO. BAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYB. Babe. Babe. Baabe. No Babe. WAAAiii

  • megatron

    i still cant believe its not butter

  • megatron

    This dude took straightedge to a whole other lever!

  • megatron


  • Jadama

    Clint Howard’s early years.

  • Joey_Redballs

    Stop torturing me! I swear I just have bad teeth!

  • Joey_Redballs

    I promise I won’t drag my teeth.

  • Joey_Redballs

    I got these CHEEZburgers.

  • Joey_Redballs

    Jeez! Doesn’t anyone f—ing knock any more?

  • NateLinhart

    Sorry… we lost our cross branding iron to condemn you with… an ‘X’ kinddd of looks like a cross.”

  • NateLinhart

    I beg of you! No more 70s & 80s remakes!

  • NateLinhart

    “You’re dumping me?! Please! Please just tell me what I did wrong! I.. I can change! I’ll get braces.. I’ll remove my tattoo.. please just don’t leave me!”

  • “Who the fuck ate all the oreos?!?!”

  • slitwristthoery

    This seems like an extreme punishment for renting red state! don’t you think Mr disgusting?

  • slitwristthoery

    Dr. Gonzo Promised me the acid would be CLEEEEEAN!

    • slitwristthoery

      Those people from Jackass took this prank way too far this time.

  • mclaren1990

    Despite 10 hours in make-up, the casting director eventually chose to go with Colin Farrell for the part of Bullseye. It was the luckiest escape he ever had

  • Mikeymisfit

    Will someone please help King Diamond with his orthodontist bill?

  • Beezle2112

    Squeal like a pig there, boy! SQUEEEEEEEEEAL!

  • Evan3

    “Dario Argento presents, Dracula 2012 – The Bejazzling”

  • Fetus-in-Fetu

    I’m a werewolf not a vampire, but that hurts!

  • horror-section

    “You’re into Charles Manson too? High five bro!!”

  • alicefan696

    X marks the spot where you should put a stake………suckers.

  • alicefan696

    How’s this for my yearbook picture, 1,2,3, ahhhhh!

  • Laugh Riot

    Pissing holy water here hold up!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Your neck says yes, but was the cross necessary!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I told them Home Alone with Vampires wouldn’t make a good movie…

  • Laugh Riot

    Sad thing he was beat in the costume contest by someone dressed as Edward….

  • Laugh Riot

    Arts and Crafts in Transylvania Daycare guess what they made…

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    Do these teeth make my ass look fat?….be honest.

  • Ronster

    The Priest and I had a little debate!

  • Ronster

    Yo Man! What’s up, dude?! Like my new tat?

  • Ronster

    No, really! I am Vince Offer!

  • Ronster

    That’s not what I had in mind when I said could you give me some..ah well, I tried. Later!

  • Ronster

    My X-girlfriend left me with a bad impression! I won’t forget her anytime soon!

  • Ronster

    I thought we’d never fight, and that my girlfriend would never
    cross me! But I found out the hard way!

  • Ronster

    Hi! ..excuse me, would you happen to have a bandage?
    My X- ol’ lady had crossed me, so we got into a spat…at
    least she didn’t double-cross me!

  • VoicesCounselMe


  • sixxer

    “It’s just a flesh wound!”

  • drock85053

    Branding an X into your forehead isn’t normal.
    But on meth it is.

  • Never drink with Prof X

  • I see the light!……and it BURNS!

  • This is what happens when you subject the masses to ANOTHER horrible Cory Feldman reboot!

  • EvanDickson

    Thanks guys! Contest is closed and I’ll post the winner in a bit!

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