[BD Caption Contest] I’m Impressed! New Contest Announced!
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First of all, I’m impressed. I want to congratulate you guys on what I believe was a record absence of “two girls, one cup” jokes. Keep it up!
First Prize is a Blu-ray of A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 & 3. Winner is Radicalex with “No, I had to give up Gobstoppers.” Please DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes).
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
This week’s prize is a MYSTERY PRIZE. It’ll be worth it though.
First Prize.
Head inside for this week’s picture!
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Why do I always have to ride in the back?
New Domino’s Pizza has more sauce!
I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out.
“Sure, I’d be happy to give you a ride home miss. What’d you say your name was again… ‘Carrie’? Well that’s a lovely name.”
If my girlfriend had that much fun with her period, I’d make her sit back there too.
Next year I’ll vacation in Hawaii.
WOOO!! GWAR was so sick! Definitely going to see them again next time they’re in town!
Well you didn’t like disney so I’m taking you Walley World.
This is what happens when girls rage while playing COD
She’s pissed because she wouldn’t be starting in the countless movies made
These tampons suck!
“I getta ride shotgun when he pigs fly or when it rains blood he says……HA!!!!”
“I getta ride shotgun when pigs fly or when it rains blood he says…Ha!!!”
“OH YEEEEAAAAAH”!…..”Damn it Kool-Aid Man, I said not the face”!
When you pick up Flo on a heavy day you make her ride in the cab and look she likes it.
Drive faster!! I can hear the banjos!
Where in the hell is the “Oh Shit” handle back here?!?!
“How do you transport your Bloody Disgusting Selects”?
What else could go wrong… CRASH!
It’s all fun and games till Rutger Hauer turns around.
Driver: Why do I always pick up the crazy ones?
Oh look he’s doin’ a funny little dance, haha! Maybe he’s not so bad after all.
We came to get you Barbra!
Just another day at the DMV.
Next time I will wear a tampon!
I told you it was that time of the month, and you wanted to anyway.
I new the first time was always a little bloody, but Damn that’s disgusting! “had to work in bloody-disgusting”
I told you, if you put Creed on one more time, I was going to pelt you with tomatoes. Now get in the back. You’re staining the upholstery.
“HAHAHAHA…HAHAHA…That tickles! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA”- Elmo
Smile!
They said the first time would be messy.
I told you you wouldn’t be wearing MY dress to the senior prom!
Sloppiest.Dye.Job.Ever!
Celine Dion’s final appearance was not a success.
Raining Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood…..Literally!
I did it……i really did it…. I KILLED Justin Beiber!
LLLYYYYYYCAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
I’m sorry! I swear, I meant Team Edward! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Red! Red! Red dye number 40!
That’ll teach his bitch ass to wiggle at me.
Amityville’s car wash, not as fun as it was made out to be.
If you try to sequel Tobe Hooper…you’re gonna have a bad time.
…So he says “Rectum!? Damn near killed ‘em!”
They played Freebird.
“Which seat should I take?”
“I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and wide-set vagina.”
(-Mean Girls)
Jan Brady finally got the last laugh
The feminist rally went better then expected
“Carrie doesn’t have shit on me.”
“And Jeff Goldblum thought he had it bad at Jurassic Park.”
Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
She’s gonna have a hard time pulling off white on her wedding day.
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
BUT….I CALLED SHOTGUN!!!!!
I’m not sure, but I may have nicked an artery. I may need a band-aide.
I told him not in the hair! but he wouldn’t listen.
go to texas they said… it will be fun they said.
Epic walk of shame.
I don’t know what happened, but that orgy got WAY out of hand.
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
Leonard never forgot the time that hitchhiker got into his groceries, poured a bottle of ketchup on her head, and starting screaming like a damn banshee.
Sally was pretty distraught when the softball team made her “earn her red wings”.
I should’ve known better than to hook up with hellboy.
Dirty Mouth? Clean it up!
Dad! Slow down! The tomato juice popped!
“Everything is bloodier in Texas”
No tampon or pad can withstand the power of my flow!!! Bring it!
Thank God for farting in truck beds.
Disney World the happiest place on Earth
Look closely, that is a smile of joy on her face, because that is Kardasian blood all over her.
There is no way to escape the truck bed of doom.
Back to the Future 4: Where we’re going, we don’t need remakes.
It took awhile but I finally fixed the flux capacitor for the doc.
“That was the best spaghetti I’ve ever had. What a nice family for having me over for dinner.”
Did you say $ 4.60 a gallon?
..and as she rode away from the massacre of the Rock of Ages premier, a great happiness washed over her and she began to laugh uncontrollably knowing she had spared the eyes of hundreds
Premiere* dammit
Why can I not get any reception out here so I can post a facebook status?
That was the scariest haunted house I have ever seen!
Promotional still from “Driving Miss Daisy 2: The Beginning.”
Yeah, she was covered in blood… but I love a girl with a sense of humor!
There’s nothing more funny than a girl covered in blood.
She’s “bloody” crazy.
Laughter therapy.
If you can’t cry and laugh at the same time, you’ll never survive a chainsaw massacre.
She’s laughing because Franklin is dead.
Girls just wanna have fun.
Any party ending without a blood-covered girl laughing is not a party.
“…..and then they said Chloe would make a better Carrie!”
suprise im the treasure x marks the spot ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
oh hell no this mother trucker tried to kill me with a chainsaw but i got away hahahahahahahahahaha
Susan had the time of her life at the Heinz factory this weekend.
“Okay, I’m starting to think you’re hitting the potholes on purpose….”
“Negative, there are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area, we’ll be much safer in the cockpit.”
“Dammit Cletus !!! Warn me next time before you go all ‘Dooks uh Hazzahd’ n’ shit !!! ”
“Go to Texas they said, it’ll be fun they said”
“Does this blood make me look fat?”
“Dammit, I left the stove on at The Sawyers’ house!”
“You don’t have to kill to save 15% or more on car insurance”
This is why I stopped going to drive-ins…
“Whew, disaster averted! Now, just let me get cleaned up and I’ll be spelunking that unknown cave with my girlfriends in no time!”
AWWWW! Piranha 3DD was so awful! get me out of here before I kill my self!
“Tell me those kids weren’t laughing- Cmon!!”
“Get me the fuck out of Miami!!!”
I tore it up at that Nickelback concert
I told you I couldn’t take another “Ghostbusters 3″ story…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Honey, you got real ugly.
Not even a spilled cherry soda could spoil Marilyn Burns’ night out at the local drive-in.
OMG! He’s showing the primitive screwheads his……boomstick!
A shrubbery! Run away!
Thanks “Blood Bath & Beyond”, I had a blast at your summer clearance sale!!!
Driver: “Someone just told me about a new short-cut through this place called Jurassic Park.”
Driving Miss Crazy
Driver: “Excuse me Miss, do you know how to change a flat tire?”
Janie finally learned her lesson about talking to strangers.
“Next time, I get to drive.”
BASTARD! *raises fist* BAAAAASSSSSTTAAAAARRRRRRD!!! *maintains fist* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
poor girl..if only she asked for the gentleman’s name….oh well it seems Ed Gein has a new friend
Carrie got her powers so strong she could teleport into different movies
these damn kids with their festivals and their drugs and their loud music this one here is all loopy….I do need a new skinsuit I’ll just go slowly and HELLO!
Why is that naked man biting his face off!?
Ok, who let Carrie on set again?!
What most people don’t know is that Daniel Tosh is on a motorcycle behind them
That new Carrie remake is looking intense
Smile! you’re on candid camera!
Best GWAR concert ever!
LolStfuJkWtfOmgLolJkJk
Soaked in blood three years before Carrie. Suck it, bitch!
He went to Jared!
I told you it was a bad idea to put the dog on the roof Mitt!
Orbit Gum: For that good, clean feeling.
Hey guys! I’m a woman now!
Hey guys! I made it! I think everything is going to be ooookay now. *cue freeze frame and cheezy 80′s sitcom music*
Damn, I feel Bloody-Disgusting.
Blind hysterical screaming, check. Covered in blood from tearing at skin, check. All tell tale signs of having the fatal “devil inside outrage” virus.
But they said I was going to be the star of the next BloodRayne movie!!!
Leatherface always did like to marinate his meats first…
Hey mister! Did you see the size of that chicken?
I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?
Don’t worry ma’am. I’m leaving Texas for the nice suburbs of Cuesta Verde. Yep, got me a nice contracting job putting a pool in for this family. Nice young couple with a few kids.
Justin mixed up a few steps and cut a hole in something other than the box…
Gallagher’s final show took an unexpected turn when he brought out several seemingly moving burlap sacks…
“Like OMG! When he sees me in his mirror he is gonna fuh-reak out. Best April Fool’s Ever”
“New Album art from Princes’ Purple Rain album, entitled Bloody Aftermath”
A rare behind the scene photo from the video of the song “Happiness is Texas in the rear view mirror” by Mac Davis.
“I WAS ON MY WAY TO LILITH FAIR, BUT WE ENDED UP HERE!!!!”
That’s the last time I wear clubbed baby seal slippers and monkey head earrings at a PETA rally!
Shouldn’t have had a V8
“Hey driver, you said there was candy back here!”
Oh no not another Passion of Christ movie.
Is it me or was that rest stop torture?
“So they’re making a sequel… to the original… in which a girl inherits a chainsaw-wielding psycho. Allow me to give you my opinion.”
I’m sorry that your stay here wasn’t pleasant. I heard that Camp Crystal Lake is nice.
I knew that the blood bank had a shortage, but damn were they greedy!
I hope that this tomato juice will remove the skunk’s ass juices from my body.
I am never hanging out with Carrie ever again!
She is bummed out that they are leaving Woodstock.
Let’s just say that aiding a cow giving birth is not that beautiful of a process.
She took “paint the town red” too literally.
“Edward said he only wanted a little bite.”
We can clearly see who had lost the paintball tournament.
That is what happens when you carelessly insert a sprinkler head instead of a tampon.
The most Epic bloody nose Ever!
This is how they hunt in these neck of the woods. Live Bait.
Red is her favorite color.
She is the new spokesperson for the upcoming PETA campaign.
It’s her “time of the month.” She must have really pissed off mother nature.
She sun tanned at the beach a little too long.
I guess her American Idol audition didn’t go too well.
Cat fight!!!
She was upset that other girls were dressed up as Carrie at the local Halloween party.
Bloody Disgusting’s typical groupie.
The driver must be thinking “She must be into some really kinky sh**.”
Some kids called out “Bloody Mary” three times. Now Bloody Mary needs to hitch hike back home.
Missed a spot!
Missed a spot.
She will never go back to the Elizabeth Báthory beauty spa.
She LOVES her strawberry daiquiris.
She is a huge fan of Shark Week on the Animal Planet Channel.
Receiving a bukkake from the Kool-Aid Man isn’t as bad as it sounds
…after your period. Rephresh. after intimacy. Rephresh. after douching. Rephresh.
He found my G-Spot!
It was Black Friday at a local mall and all she ended up getting was a list of enemies, regrets, and a chunk of some lady’s ear.
Oh no she didn’t!
She curtsied and the Kool Aid Man bowed.
Damn those bloody Americans.
I guess it didn’t go so well.
You just had to be there.
It’s not blood, it’s red dye #40. I’ll explain later.
She is the biggest newborn I’ve ever seen.
She volunteered to test out the bucket of blood rig meant for Carrie tonight.
Her broken nail is now the least of her worries.
The driver is thinking “CARWASH!”
She will now consider using Priceline.com.
She will never return to Dr. Acula for a gynecological exam. However, she is considering going to Dr. Frankenstein.
She was in the splash zone when Shamu the Killer Whale gave birth.
Never tell a woman she’s fat.
She’s laughing because one of the Mexicans riding back there with her is wearing a clown suit.
She wanted to stay with the nice chainsaw man.
Calm down,slut! That’s not Matthew McConaughey driving that truck.
Perfect teeth
This picture would be better if there was a small alien head coming out of her mouth.
Blood in, blood out.
Dirty mouth? Clean it up wit Orbit gum.
I just got slimmed!
I can’t believe my face is still attached to my head!
I’m in a CHEVY!!!?!!
I’m so tired of waiting for a winner that I feel like my head is just going to burst.
Sorry I’ve been out of the country.
when life hands you lemons.. kick that bitch right in the face.
Sally It’s been over a week an no winner, now look what I’v done!
Hey guys – I’ve been out of the country. The contest is closed and a winner will be announced soon! Sorry for the delay!
We had to put her in the back – she got into the bathsalts again!
Is it safe yet?
No, I said a “shit” eating…. Oh nevermind!
Driver: “Where to?”
“Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz Bubblemint Gum! For a good clean feeling, no matter what!”
Escape from disneyland wasn’t impossible but it wouldn’t be easy….