[BD Caption Contest] I’m Impressed! New Contest Announced!

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First of all, I’m impressed. I want to congratulate you guys on what I believe was a record absence of “two girls, one cup” jokes. Keep it up!

First Prize is a Blu-ray of A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 & 3. Winner is Radicalex with “No, I had to give up Gobstoppers.” Please DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes).

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

This week’s prize is a MYSTERY PRIZE. It’ll be worth it though.

First Prize.

Head inside for this week’s picture!

 
Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • Walsh79

    Why do I always have to ride in the back?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1220958486 Bill Clemens

      New Domino’s Pizza has more sauce!

  • drock85053

    I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out.

  • RonJeremysWiener

    “Sure, I’d be happy to give you a ride home miss. What’d you say your name was again… ‘Carrie’? Well that’s a lovely name.”

  • Slacker2387

    If my girlfriend had that much fun with her period, I’d make her sit back there too.

  • rubys-mother

    Next year I’ll vacation in Hawaii.

  • purplek

    WOOO!! GWAR was so sick! Definitely going to see them again next time they’re in town!

  • flesheater24

    Well you didn’t like disney so I’m taking you Walley World.

  • flesheater24

    This is what happens when girls rage while playing COD

  • flesheater24

    She’s pissed because she wouldn’t be starting in the countless movies made

  • V0dka4aRussian

    These tampons suck!

  • jayarrcampos

    “I getta ride shotgun when he pigs fly or when it rains blood he says……HA!!!!”

  • jayarrcampos

    “I getta ride shotgun when pigs fly or when it rains blood he says…Ha!!!”

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    “OH YEEEEAAAAAH”!…..”Damn it Kool-Aid Man, I said not the face”!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryancarlsexton Ryan Sexton

    When you pick up Flo on a heavy day you make her ride in the cab and look she likes it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ruthie.donnelly Evelyn Donnelly

    Drive faster!! I can hear the banjos!

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    Where in the hell is the “Oh Shit” handle back here?!?!

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    “How do you transport your Bloody Disgusting Selects”?

  • Alex Brookshire

    What else could go wrong… CRASH!

  • Alex Brookshire

    It’s all fun and games till Rutger Hauer turns around.

  • Alex Brookshire

    Driver: Why do I always pick up the crazy ones?

  • romanthemysterian

    Oh look he’s doin’ a funny little dance, haha! Maybe he’s not so bad after all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/wolfy.gates Wolfy Gates

    We came to get you Barbra!

  • thesamurai

    Just another day at the DMV.

  • Rika-Hack

    Next time I will wear a tampon!

  • chade

    I told you it was that time of the month, and you wanted to anyway.

  • chade

    I new the first time was always a little bloody, but Damn that’s disgusting! “had to work in bloody-disgusting”

  • spiralout46n2

    I told you, if you put Creed on one more time, I was going to pelt you with tomatoes. Now get in the back. You’re staining the upholstery.

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    “HAHAHAHA…HAHAHA…That tickles! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA”- Elmo

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Smile!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    They said the first time would be messy.

  • evilfairydust

    I told you you wouldn’t be wearing MY dress to the senior prom!

  • tszillav1.5

    Sloppiest.Dye.Job.Ever!

  • Mr.Mirage

    Celine Dion’s final appearance was not a success.

  • zaglewiz

    Raining Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood…..Literally!

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo Anthony Rebollo

    I did it……i really did it…. I KILLED Justin Beiber!

  • darkrequiem1134

    LLLYYYYYYCAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

  • Beezle2112

    I’m sorry! I swear, I meant Team Edward! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • Beezle2112

    Red! Red! Red dye number 40!

  • Raze55

    That’ll teach his bitch ass to wiggle at me.

  • sixxer

    Amityville’s car wash, not as fun as it was made out to be.

  • pyrepunk

    If you try to sequel Tobe Hooper…you’re gonna have a bad time.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    …So he says “Rectum!? Damn near killed ‘em!”

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    They played Freebird.

  • TheGonzoJoint

    “Which seat should I take?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/srm2472 Steven Martinez

    “I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and wide-set vagina.”
    (-Mean Girls)

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Jan Brady finally got the last laugh

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    The feminist rally went better then expected

  • indiescream

    “Carrie doesn’t have shit on me.”

  • indiescream

    “And Jeff Goldblum thought he had it bad at Jurassic Park.”

  • sharknoodles

    Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

  • chade

    She’s gonna have a hard time pulling off white on her wedding day.

  • sludgestoner80

    I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

  • lhcameron

    BUT….I CALLED SHOTGUN!!!!!

  • chade

    I’m not sure, but I may have nicked an artery. I may need a band-aide.

  • slitwristthoery

    I told him not in the hair! but he wouldn’t listen.

  • slitwristthoery

    go to texas they said… it will be fun they said.

  • chade

    Epic walk of shame.

  • chade

    I don’t know what happened, but that orgy got WAY out of hand.

  • ronniedobbs

    Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

  • capecep

    Leonard never forgot the time that hitchhiker got into his groceries, poured a bottle of ketchup on her head, and starting screaming like a damn banshee.

  • capecep

    Sally was pretty distraught when the softball team made her “earn her red wings”.

  • chade

    I should’ve known better than to hook up with hellboy.

  • chadstephen2005

    Dirty Mouth? Clean it up!

  • Doguz

    Dad! Slow down! The tomato juice popped!

  • Dr_Loomis

    “Everything is bloodier in Texas”

  • MinaDoll7

    No tampon or pad can withstand the power of my flow!!! Bring it!

  • Dr.-Re-Animator

    Thank God for farting in truck beds.

  • BornVillian

    Disney World the happiest place on Earth

  • canneryrowdoc

    Look closely, that is a smile of joy on her face, because that is Kardasian blood all over her.

  • BornVillian

    There is no way to escape the truck bed of doom.

  • BornVillian

    Back to the Future 4: Where we’re going, we don’t need remakes.

  • BornVillian

    It took awhile but I finally fixed the flux capacitor for the doc.

  • xRAPExAPEx

    “That was the best spaghetti I’ve ever had. What a nice family for having me over for dinner.”

  • Mikeymisfit

    Did you say $ 4.60 a gallon?

  • turtlenipple

    ..and as she rode away from the massacre of the Rock of Ages premier, a great happiness washed over her and she began to laugh uncontrollably knowing she had spared the eyes of hundreds

  • turtlenipple

    Premiere* dammit

  • AndrewSoukup24

    Why can I not get any reception out here so I can post a facebook status?

  • AndrewSoukup24

    That was the scariest haunted house I have ever seen!

  • TwistedCritic

    Promotional still from “Driving Miss Daisy 2: The Beginning.”

  • babagloom

    Yeah, she was covered in blood… but I love a girl with a sense of humor!

  • babagloom

    There’s nothing more funny than a girl covered in blood.

  • babagloom

    She’s “bloody” crazy.

  • babagloom

    Laughter therapy.

  • babagloom

    If you can’t cry and laugh at the same time, you’ll never survive a chainsaw massacre.

  • babagloom

    She’s laughing because Franklin is dead.

  • babagloom

    Girls just wanna have fun.

  • babagloom

    Any party ending without a blood-covered girl laughing is not a party.

  • thebogeymaniscoming

    “…..and then they said Chloe would make a better Carrie!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000055839932 Max Shoaf

    suprise im the treasure x marks the spot ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000055839932 Max Shoaf

    oh hell no this mother trucker tried to kill me with a chainsaw but i got away hahahahahahahahahaha

  • tkrejci322

    Susan had the time of her life at the Heinz factory this weekend.

  • bub4president2012

    “Okay, I’m starting to think you’re hitting the potholes on purpose….”

  • bub4president2012

    “Negative, there are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area, we’ll be much safer in the cockpit.”

  • bub4president2012

    “Dammit Cletus !!! Warn me next time before you go all ‘Dooks uh Hazzahd’ n’ shit !!! “

  • Julian Nunez

    “Go to Texas they said, it’ll be fun they said”

  • Julian Nunez

    “Does this blood make me look fat?”

  • Julian Nunez

    “Dammit, I left the stove on at The Sawyers’ house!”

  • bonerghost

    “You don’t have to kill to save 15% or more on car insurance”

  • Ewpert

    This is why I stopped going to drive-ins…

  • InvisiGoth

    “Whew, disaster averted! Now, just let me get cleaned up and I’ll be spelunking that unknown cave with my girlfriends in no time!”

  • jonathan562

    AWWWW! Piranha 3DD was so awful! get me out of here before I kill my self!

  • FahKauffBono

    “Tell me those kids weren’t laughing- Cmon!!”

  • FahKauffBono

    “Get me the fuck out of Miami!!!”

  • mjmanni

    I tore it up at that Nickelback concert

  • mjmanni

    I told you I couldn’t take another “Ghostbusters 3″ story…

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Honey, you got real ugly.

  • xxxwolf666

    Not even a spilled cherry soda could spoil Marilyn Burns’ night out at the local drive-in.

  • ThaRealSkratte

    OMG! He’s showing the primitive screwheads his……boomstick!

  • ThaRealSkratte

    A shrubbery! Run away!

  • ikarus

    Thanks “Blood Bath & Beyond”, I had a blast at your summer clearance sale!!!

  • Corpse-Licker

    Driver: “Someone just told me about a new short-cut through this place called Jurassic Park.”

  • Corpse-Licker

    Driving Miss Crazy

  • Corpse-Licker

    Driver: “Excuse me Miss, do you know how to change a flat tire?”

  • Corpse-Licker

    Janie finally learned her lesson about talking to strangers.

  • Corpse-Licker

    “Next time, I get to drive.”

  • xedgeinx

    BASTARD! *raises fist* BAAAAASSSSSTTAAAAARRRRRRD!!! *maintains fist* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    poor girl..if only she asked for the gentleman’s name….oh well it seems Ed Gein has a new friend :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    Carrie got her powers so strong she could teleport into different movies

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    these damn kids with their festivals and their drugs and their loud music this one here is all loopy….I do need a new skinsuit I’ll just go slowly and HELLO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonathangrybos Jonathan Grybos

    Why is that naked man biting his face off!?

  • FreddyKrueger13

    Ok, who let Carrie on set again?!

  • FreddyKrueger13

    What most people don’t know is that Daniel Tosh is on a motorcycle behind them

  • FreddyKrueger13

    That new Carrie remake is looking intense

  • BornVillian

    Smile! you’re on candid camera!

  • BornVillian

    Best GWAR concert ever!

  • BornVillian

    LolStfuJkWtfOmgLolJkJk

  • Evil-White-Male

    Soaked in blood three years before Carrie. Suck it, bitch!

  • TheMouthofMadness

    He went to Jared!

  • Black335

    I told you it was a bad idea to put the dog on the roof Mitt!

  • TheMouthofMadness

    Orbit Gum: For that good, clean feeling.

  • BornVillian

    Hey guys! I’m a woman now!

  • BornVillian

    Hey guys! I made it! I think everything is going to be ooookay now. *cue freeze frame and cheezy 80′s sitcom music*

  • alienxphile

    Damn, I feel Bloody-Disgusting.

  • canneryrowdoc

    Blind hysterical screaming, check. Covered in blood from tearing at skin, check. All tell tale signs of having the fatal “devil inside outrage” virus.

  • mairsil

    But they said I was going to be the star of the next BloodRayne movie!!!

  • mairsil

    Leatherface always did like to marinate his meats first…

  • mray73

    Hey mister! Did you see the size of that chicken?

  • mairsil

    I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?

  • mray73

    Don’t worry ma’am. I’m leaving Texas for the nice suburbs of Cuesta Verde. Yep, got me a nice contracting job putting a pool in for this family. Nice young couple with a few kids.

  • mairsil

    Justin mixed up a few steps and cut a hole in something other than the box…

  • mairsil

    Gallagher’s final show took an unexpected turn when he brought out several seemingly moving burlap sacks…

  • Evan3

    “Like OMG! When he sees me in his mirror he is gonna fuh-reak out. Best April Fool’s Ever”

  • Evan3

    “New Album art from Princes’ Purple Rain album, entitled Bloody Aftermath”

  • http://www.facebook.com/secretusername Shad Youngblood

    A rare behind the scene photo from the video of the song “Happiness is Texas in the rear view mirror” by Mac Davis.

  • BattleRoyale4eva

    “I WAS ON MY WAY TO LILITH FAIR, BUT WE ENDED UP HERE!!!!”

  • alienxphile

    That’s the last time I wear clubbed baby seal slippers and monkey head earrings at a PETA rally!

  • alienxphile

    Shouldn’t have had a V8

  • Tantrix

    “Hey driver, you said there was candy back here!”

  • slashley

    Oh no not another Passion of Christ movie.

  • slashley

    Is it me or was that rest stop torture?

  • da321859

    “So they’re making a sequel… to the original… in which a girl inherits a chainsaw-wielding psycho. Allow me to give you my opinion.”

  • Ranon1313

    I’m sorry that your stay here wasn’t pleasant. I heard that Camp Crystal Lake is nice.

  • Ranon1313

    I knew that the blood bank had a shortage, but damn were they greedy!

  • Ranon1313

    I hope that this tomato juice will remove the skunk’s ass juices from my body.

  • Ranon1313

    I am never hanging out with Carrie ever again!

  • Ranon1313

    She is bummed out that they are leaving Woodstock.

  • Ranon1313

    Let’s just say that aiding a cow giving birth is not that beautiful of a process.

  • Ranon1313

    She took “paint the town red” too literally.

  • Ranon1313

    “Edward said he only wanted a little bite.”

  • Ranon1313

    We can clearly see who had lost the paintball tournament.

  • Ranon1313

    That is what happens when you carelessly insert a sprinkler head instead of a tampon.

  • Ranon1313

    The most Epic bloody nose Ever!

  • Ranon1313

    This is how they hunt in these neck of the woods. Live Bait.

  • Ranon1313

    Red is her favorite color.

  • Ranon1313

    She is the new spokesperson for the upcoming PETA campaign.

  • Ranon1313

    It’s her “time of the month.” She must have really pissed off mother nature.

  • Ranon1313

    She sun tanned at the beach a little too long.

  • Ranon1313

    I guess her American Idol audition didn’t go too well.

  • Ranon1313

    Cat fight!!!

  • Ranon1313

    She was upset that other girls were dressed up as Carrie at the local Halloween party.

  • Ranon1313

    Bloody Disgusting’s typical groupie.

  • Ranon1313

    The driver must be thinking “She must be into some really kinky sh**.”

  • Ranon1313

    Some kids called out “Bloody Mary” three times. Now Bloody Mary needs to hitch hike back home.

  • Ranon1313

    Missed a spot!

  • Ranon1313

    Missed a spot.

  • Ranon1313

    She will never go back to the Elizabeth Báthory beauty spa.

  • Ranon1313

    She LOVES her strawberry daiquiris.

  • Ranon1313

    She is a huge fan of Shark Week on the Animal Planet Channel.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Receiving a bukkake from the Kool-Aid Man isn’t as bad as it sounds

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    …after your period. Rephresh. after intimacy. Rephresh. after douching. Rephresh.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    He found my G-Spot!

  • Ranon1313

    It was Black Friday at a local mall and all she ended up getting was a list of enemies, regrets, and a chunk of some lady’s ear.

  • Ranon1313

    Oh no she didn’t!

  • Ranon1313

    She curtsied and the Kool Aid Man bowed.

  • Ranon1313

    Damn those bloody Americans.

  • Ranon1313

    I guess it didn’t go so well.

  • Ranon1313

    You just had to be there.

  • Ranon1313

    It’s not blood, it’s red dye #40. I’ll explain later.

  • Ranon1313

    She is the biggest newborn I’ve ever seen.

  • Ranon1313

    She volunteered to test out the bucket of blood rig meant for Carrie tonight.

  • Ranon1313

    Her broken nail is now the least of her worries.

  • Ranon1313

    The driver is thinking “CARWASH!”

  • Ranon1313

    She will now consider using Priceline.com.

  • Ranon1313

    She will never return to Dr. Acula for a gynecological exam. However, she is considering going to Dr. Frankenstein.

  • Ranon1313

    She was in the splash zone when Shamu the Killer Whale gave birth.

  • Ranon1313

    Never tell a woman she’s fat.

  • davidbleezy

    She’s laughing because one of the Mexicans riding back there with her is wearing a clown suit.

  • davidbleezy

    She wanted to stay with the nice chainsaw man.

  • davidbleezy

    Calm down,slut! That’s not Matthew McConaughey driving that truck.

  • davidbleezy

    Perfect teeth

  • davidbleezy

    This picture would be better if there was a small alien head coming out of her mouth.

  • babagloom

    Blood in, blood out.

  • ApocalypseInNineEight

    Dirty mouth? Clean it up wit Orbit gum.

  • Eville

    I just got slimmed!

  • Fetus-in-Fetu

    I can’t believe my face is still attached to my head!

  • Davin

    I’m in a CHEVY!!!?!!

  • mairsil

    I’m so tired of waiting for a winner that I feel like my head is just going to burst.

    • EvanDickson

      Sorry I’ve been out of the country.

  • J

    :)

  • ghoulybrainz

    when life hands you lemons.. kick that bitch right in the face.

  • Fetus-in-Fetu

    Sally It’s been over a week an no winner, now look what I’v done!

  • EvanDickson

    Hey guys – I’ve been out of the country. The contest is closed and a winner will be announced soon! Sorry for the delay!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jimmypizza James Ridout

    We had to put her in the back – she got into the bathsalts again!

  • http://www.facebook.com/crazylittle1 Tammy Duncan

    Is it safe yet?

  • The-Amazing-Rando

    No, I said a “shit” eating…. Oh nevermind!

  • Marty McFly

    Driver: “Where to?”

  • Patrick_ScreamQueenz

    “Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz Bubblemint Gum! For a good clean feeling, no matter what!”

  • Yogi

    Escape from disneyland wasn’t impossible but it wouldn’t be easy….