[BD Caption Contest] New And Improved Plus More Nicolas Cage!
So we decided to give you guys a little bit more of a reward for your efforts. The First Prize winner this week is pyrepunk (please DM me your US mailing address ro receive your Mystery Prize).
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See what we did there? From now on we’re adding the text to the photos (I think the kids on the street call this “memes”). The new rule is that you have to keep it brief so it can fit! Like the winner from a few weeks ago, Robertrand.
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Everything else is the same. Head inside for this week’s contest! We’re going with Cage again!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
First Prize is another MYSTERY PRIZE grab-bag of Blus and DVDs.
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I know, I even make bear suits look good.
Can you believe the budget for pleather this film has?
You didn’t tell me the vampires shimmered…Edward is…he is beautiful.
I couldn’t keep a straight face while filming Season of the Witch, either.
I’m super happy you bought me that vanilla lotion. I smell like ice cream.
I can’t believe you were in fast times at ridgemont high…all downhill from there, huh?
I get it. The two of your switched faces. That’s incredible. You’re John Travolta right now. Ha!
Wait…Did you switch faces with me? Can you act like a bad actor?
Damn…. your movies stink.
It takes a lot of hard work to be this fucked up.
Look, I can snort this cigarette like coke.
Bless you…
What? Kick-Ass was decent!
If you keep laughing I’ll put in The Village!
Wait, the whole “I’m quitting acting to be a rapper” thing was a joke?!?
How should I start my dating profile?
Broke. Bad Actor.
It could be worse. This could be the new Joel Shumacher Batman movie.
And that’s when I said. . . “It’s like I’m inside Elvis RIGHT NOW!”
Yep, I really did eat that cockroach
Dude, I didn’t know The Viper Room had surveillance cameras back in ’93
Oh, grow up. I told you my ass was in Matchstick Men.
Eeeek! That’s the worst toupee yet! I love watching your movies, Nic!
Aww Nicolas! Are those the same girls from 2Girls1Cup reenacting the 1 Lunatic 1 Ice-Pick video?
so your one of the lost boys? yep. so your the wicker man?…..superimposed
I knew I shouldn’t have lit your fart on fire!
Your hair lip doesn’t look that bad.
So this is what its like to watch one of my movies
If i cover my mouth and talk in a low vice they will never know I’m talking to you.
Check out my mad beat boxing skillz! We should take this on the road son!
You parents didn’t teach you how to smoke either.
Wicker man remake ends
(man on right) “the bees, the bees!”
NC: “stfu”
This is your sequel to Ghostrider? Sorry man,don’t mean to laugh.
Tim Burton was gonna make you wear that?
Someone open a window please, someone is drivin angry all over this room.
You know Nic, eau do toilette is not actually toilet water.
If you don’t stop laughing, I’m gonna make Wicker Man 2
Even stoners find Nic Cage acting hilarious
Everyone but Nic Cage gets the joke
Joaquin: Hey Nick, check this out, I can do the beat box with my mouth. I should be a rapper.
Nick: Shut up, Joaquin. I’m trying to watch Melrose.
I don’t see what’s so funny about bee helmets
Joaquin: I told you this octomom porno was hilarious.
Nick: He must go deeper.
Dude who farted? Sorta sounds like desperation and astroglide
let me try that again….
Dude Who farted sorta SMELLS like desperation and astroglide.
Cage: yeah, cover up that hair lip you no talent hack! ‘Im not there’ my ass!
Joaquin: Nick, have you seen my harmonica?
Nick: You probably left it back in the 90s along with your acting career.
You sneeze on me, “fall out boy”, and i’ll make your life shorter then my role of WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE S.S.
“Look if you’re gonna smoke then at least take a Nicholas Cage power hit”
HEADLINE: Nicolas Cages questions where his acting career is headed and Joaquin Phoenix rocks out with some air harmonica!
correction*
HEADLINE: Nicolas Cage sees where his acting career is headed and Joaquin Phoenix rocks out with some air harmonica!
screwed it up again*
HEADLINE: NICOLAS CAGE QUESTIONS WHERE HIS ACTING CAREER IS HEADED AND JOAQUIN PHOENIX ROCKS OUT WITH SOME AIR HARMONICA!
Dude I loved you in Walk Hard… What? Why are you laughing?
You think “A woman fuckin’ a horse” and you get there and… it’s a woman fucking a horse.
You’re right.. these wigs really aren’t fooling anyone.
You never told me your film career is like watching one long snuff film! That’s even with counting 9MM!
How it get burn, how it get burnnnneddddd!!!!!!!!
lets fuck
Joaquin Phoenix: “Hahahah I forgot how bad of an actor you are!”
Nicholas Cage: “Thanks…but your career an’t looking so good either bubb.”
Bet you can’t guess who’s career faded?
Wow, your movies ACTUALLY make me throw up in my mouth.
So that’s where our careers will be in ten years…
Nothing like reruns of Glee.
Not Cage: Oh…OH my god…
CAge: Yeah…Should have told ya the Wicker man sucked…my bad.
HAHAHA YOUR HAIR!
I’m so sorry I had no idea Drive Angry was that bad
Wait…you actually liked “Wicker Man”? Man give me some of that shit you are smoking
Now you can say you had sex with Nicholas Cage
And that my friend is why I can have millions of dollars and nearly go backrupt
Had enough of watching my movies? Well too bad, next up Wicker Man and then bith Ghost Rider movies
I can understand why you did this during Drive Angry…but Adaptation…really?
You gotta believe me, this movie seemed much more emotional when I was on set.
Dude, Relax! It’s only Hangover 2!
What’s that thing on your lip?
They should’ve cast me in John Carter
i tried out this new bird call, and nicolas cage just sat right next to me.
*watching a serbian film*
Nicholas Cage: “I heard their was another snuff movie out there, so i decided to investigate it”
Joaquin Phoenix: “Yeah, hey whats he going to do with that baby….OH MY GOD!”
Watching The Rock
“Man I really wish he did take pleasure in gutting that boy.”
These bath salts will make you like any film, even yours.
“If you could measure my acting, what would it be?”
“Only 8mm.”
“And then i asked her why she didn’t like you, and she said you’re only eight millimeters long!”
Wait, you mean it’s going to recede even more than this?
“Have you heard this new song by Miley Cyrus?” – NC
“That’s Justin Bieber!” – JP
Sing about it all you want, but I’m the one who actually did fall through a ring of fire.
…so you can imagine my embarrassment when I found out it was a completely different movie Polanski was making.
Oh snap you’re on tv!
*Makes duck call* Did I ever tell you I could actually speak duck?
Keanu Reeves was actually playing me in The Matrix.
*Watching Jackass* I never knew penis jokes could be used as a commentary on society.
Dude do you think this Miss Cleo is legit?
Oh man… Those are the droids they’re looking for!
“Oh dude, that’s rank!!!”
Cage: “why is it called 2 girls 1 cup?”
Joaquin: “OH MY GOD!”
“Wait..you’re wife left you to marry Michael Jackson? EWW”
“yup……..
Well at least I’m not a hare-lipped stand in for my dead older brother.
Ok, you proved your point. Honey badger really doesn’t care!
oh man i can’t believe you were in deadfall
nicolas: i was in the movie the knowing.
joaquin: i was in the movie signs
joaquin: grow a beard it works
nicolas: thats ok i’ve seen i’m still here
oh man what movie are we watching
nicholas: we are watching trespass
don’t worry, your win an oscar again
shut up
joaquin’s reaction to season of the witch
joaquin’s reaction to seeing nicolas cage being superman
joaquin watching the lost episode of dog the bounty hunter with nicolas in the episode
joaquin after watching seeking justice, nicolas not pleased
joaquin:so tell me how did what get burned again.
nicolas: shut up
nicolas and joaquin after watching human centipede 2
nicolas and joaquin after watching the first human centipede
nicolas and joaquin after seeing magic mike
nicolas and joaquin after watching a serbian film
joaquin: did you see magic mike
nicolas: YES
nicolas and joaquin watching two girls one cup
joaquin: do you want to watch a serbian film?
nicolas: sure
nicolas and joaquin after watching the original cut of jennifer lynch’s hissss
Did you fart, or is that your career I’m smelling.
I told you I had Enough…I cant take much more of Wicker Man!
Its not that I don’t love you, I just love you too much.
*Covers face* “Yes Nick…you…are…a..good…actor?”
Man you play that harmonica with so much passion
Man that fart noise your making is pissing me off
See, I told you I copied your look from ‘Valley Girl’.
No, really, I think your character is believably in love with Cher.
Dude, you owe me $12.50 for watching that.
Pew, Nick! Was that you or your acting?
Let’s just hope our careers don’t end like this snuff film!!!
A deep, intent stare. Shocking, hands to the face, disbelief. Franklin & Bash strike again.
Max: Haha, this is a found footage film? Don’t tell me it’s based on a true story too?
Joaquin: Haha, your last 8 films were more brutal to watch then this snuff film.
Nick: At least I’m still collecting paychecks instead of unemployment checks.
Max: Haha, this porno ain’t exactly up to snuff.
Tom: That was a horrible pun, Max.
*alternate version*
Max: This porno ain’t exactly up to snuff.
Tom: That was a horrible pun, Max.
No, no. I’m not laughing at all. I’m sure you’d make a GREAT Superman.
Do you think the Academy regrets giving you that Oscar now?
Okay, wait…so, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice was a real movie? Wow. I just thought you were screwing with me.
Holy shit! He had your face, and you had his face?!?! I wonder if he blew anyone with your face?
“You know, I almost ruined a Tim Burton movie before Johnny Depp could?”
“OHHH SHIT NIC CAGE, YOU CRAZY!”
Dude, really it’s green when it comes out!
I just met you and this is crazy. But I’m Nic Cage. So fuck me, maybe?
Bro to Bro. Yes, my middle name is Kim.
Nicolas Cage was fired from Fight Club after only his first take.
A bear costume is my power animal
Kim? So what? You’re middle name is Daisy.
Time to talk about the Birds and Bees……Bees? NO! Not the Bees!!
Remain calm. Make no eye contact with the schizophrenic Adam Lambert bloke sitting next to you at the bar.
Screw you! I’d give my left one just to work with Ridley Scott you a-hole.
Screw you! Your brother is still the better actor, and he’s dead.
Even Nik Cage can’t even enjoy watching his own movies.
Alright I get it my movies suck. Can we turn on something else now?
Please stop laughing adaptation was a serious role for me.
Oh man, I thought his movies were bad
nicolas cage showing joaquin phoenix his future, joaquin is not pleased with the beard look
nicolas cage showing joaquin phoenix from the past about the movie I’m still here, this was his reaction
Why are you laughing??? Timeline was a great movie!!!
This is why you called me over here? You remade two girls one cup?
Gasp!! you’re right! Adrian Brody’s career is just as bad as yours post Oscar!
You know Joaquin your career has hit the skids when you are on Blooding Disgustings caption this
This is a picture of Cage and a friend reading the comments of this post.
haha see, I told you that you played ghost rider
There’s still hope for our careers……I hear they are making a third Machete.
Joaquin: This is me….failing at acting disgusted and shocked.
Nick: This is me….acting the same way I do in all my movies.
Joaquin: Hey Nick, why do you wear leather jackets in all your movies?
Nick: Happy Days
Nick: Shut up, Joaquin. Leather jackets are still in style.
Joaquin: Sit on it, Fonzi.
Nick: Why is his brain an egg?
Joaquin: This is my acting on drugs.
Joaquin: Hey Nick, you know I could give you some good hair tips.
Nick: Oh yeah? Where do you get yours? From the guy on Ancient Aliens?
(not part of the contest) i hope those count cause it’s still day 5 since the photo was posted.
Joaquin: Looking back, I can’t help but laugh at what happened to my career after I did that M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Nick: He does ruin careers. Look at what happened to Mark Wahlberg.
Joaqin: OMG! I thought you were allergic to bees!?
Nick: I am….it was payback for Sorcerer’s Apprentice.
Joaquin: Was screaming the alphabet really necessary??
Nick: Bitch had it coming.
Nick: I’ve got my brooding stare down so I can play Edward in the Twilight reboot…
Joaqin: OMG! Spaaarkles!!!!
Hahaha. And the best part ? They are giving Eva Mendes’s cleavage top billing over you !
“…and then she said, your friend’s toupee needs a toupee!” “BwaHaHaHa……..
“Phew…damn Nick! Did you have a shit sandwich for lunch?”
“I told you…I keep my pimp hand strong!”
Okay, stop me if you heard this one….Nicolas Cage walks into a bar………..
Nic: What’s that smell?
JP: Wicker Man.
Nic: Are you sure it’s not “Justine” Bieber?
JP: I’m about 80% sure
smoking causes lung cancer.
I’m inhaling with my left nostril and exhaling with my right
i told you to watch you mouth
sorry nicolas
JP: Dude, Alan Rickman is AWESOME!
NC: I would have been SO much better playing Snape…
“Be serious with me Nic, is your son REALLY named Kal-El Cage?”
JP: I’m Still Here deleted scenes!?
NC: What are you doing to Casey Affleck?
JP: Ohmigod! HOW did you get to star with Travolta?
NC: Well… kneepads WERE involved…
this leaving las vegas movie is funny… when do the flying elvis’s come in?… wait you mean this is you doing a serious role??
The Wicker Man was so crappy I could smell it
Kiss of Death. It’s not just a movie, it’s also a prophecy.
I know we’re friends but your movies suck
…And so there I was, naked; rolling around in honey…
“…Let’s just say they don’t want me back in Las Vegas.”
“…Then the ratings came back…”
BD: Dude i can’t believe they tricked
us into doing that shit with each other…..
NC: Stop man I’m the one who had to take
All you had to do was clothes your eyes
An think of some double Ds
The First Ghost Rider Movie I made “Isn’t” THAT bad….
don’t laugh at my Knowing hairpiece, bitch!
OMG! This is the security footage from the Viper Room!!!
Cage : Wow, I suck Dude: Yeah you do.
Joaquin: You really thought there was a shark in that bag, huh?
Nic: Yes, yes I did.
Thanks guys! Sorry for the delay – A winner will be announced tomorrow. Comic Con was keeping us busy!
“was that a queef or a real fart?”
“what do you think idiot, i can smell it from here”
stop laughing. it’s not funny that his career died after being in a disney film with me.
Oh, man, did you forget to throw The Wicker Man out? That thing’s rotted right through.
YOU BIT MY FREAKIN NOSE OFF MAN!!
Shhh… They’re playing ‘Desperado’.
Dig these Beatbox skills!
plbplb…Pist! Poo!!
who farted?
Joaquin, what couldn’t you just put the bunny back in the box?
Dude, Seriously, it doesn’t smell that bad!
This is about as funny as that waitress I split the lottery with.
If I have to listen to you laugh one more time, I will pull out my own 8mm.
If I have to see wolfboy without his shirt one more time, I am going to FREAKING go NUTS!!
Do I need to bring you to the viper room to OD? Or can you just do it here?
I know, Joaquin, in time you’ll come to accept the fact that you’re awful. I have.
You being a rapper, and I being ghost rider…let us ghost ride the whip. I’m incredibly hip like that.
Stop it. You’re never going to understand Adaptation.
Can you believe they didn’t cast me as superman?
And suddenly…Joaquin broke down in tears, having just realized he looked like an even gayer version of Jude Law.
Could this be any more boring? Let’s invite Kevin Spacey.
They think that fake hair on your head is convincing? No really, I’m not laughing.
Christ, it smells like ass in here! Did you fart!?
duuuude, ‘ghost rider’ sucks!
yeah, even I don’t understand how I’m famous.
You are NOT the Father!