[BD Caption Contest] New And Improved Plus More Nicolas Cage!

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So we decided to give you guys a little bit more of a reward for your efforts. The First Prize winner this week is pyrepunk (please DM me your US mailing address ro receive your Mystery Prize).

See what we did there? From now on we’re adding the text to the photos (I think the kids on the street call this “memes”). The new rule is that you have to keep it brief so it can fit! Like the winner from a few weeks ago, Robertrand.

Everything else is the same. Head inside for this week’s contest! We’re going with Cage again!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

First Prize is another MYSTERY PRIZE grab-bag of Blus and DVDs.

Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • http://www.facebook.com/secretusername Shad Youngblood

    I know, I even make bear suits look good.

    • Lou

      Can you believe the budget for pleather this film has?

  • rlavall

    You didn’t tell me the vampires shimmered…Edward is…he is beautiful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbatchelder Josh Batchelder

    I couldn’t keep a straight face while filming Season of the Witch, either.

  • rlavall

    I’m super happy you bought me that vanilla lotion. I smell like ice cream.

  • rlavall

    I can’t believe you were in fast times at ridgemont high…all downhill from there, huh?

  • rlavall

    I get it. The two of your switched faces. That’s incredible. You’re John Travolta right now. Ha!

  • rlavall

    Wait…Did you switch faces with me? Can you act like a bad actor?

  • Hypermac99

    Damn…. your movies stink.

  • Hypermac99

    It takes a lot of hard work to be this fucked up.

  • SuperKilla

    Look, I can snort this cigarette like coke.

  • secretsquirrely

    Bless you…

  • secretsquirrely

    What? Kick-Ass was decent!

  • http://www.facebook.com/TheSorrowOf7Skulls Marques Cremeans

    If you keep laughing I’ll put in The Village!

  • http://www.facebook.com/TheSorrowOf7Skulls Marques Cremeans

    Wait, the whole “I’m quitting acting to be a rapper” thing was a joke?!?

  • DDexGaige

    How should I start my dating profile?

    Broke. Bad Actor.

  • http://www.facebook.com/TheSorrowOf7Skulls Marques Cremeans

    It could be worse. This could be the new Joel Shumacher Batman movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/TheSorrowOf7Skulls Marques Cremeans

    And that’s when I said. . . “It’s like I’m inside Elvis RIGHT NOW!”

  • LiamZH

    Yep, I really did eat that cockroach

  • LiamZH

    Dude, I didn’t know The Viper Room had surveillance cameras back in ’93

  • MaxTorque

    Oh, grow up. I told you my ass was in Matchstick Men.

  • RAZORKEEN242

    Eeeek! That’s the worst toupee yet! I love watching your movies, Nic!

  • LiamZH

    Aww Nicolas! Are those the same girls from 2Girls1Cup reenacting the 1 Lunatic 1 Ice-Pick video?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    so your one of the lost boys? yep. so your the wicker man?…..superimposed

  • zombieholic

    I knew I shouldn’t have lit your fart on fire!

  • zombieholic

    Your hair lip doesn’t look that bad.

  • FreddyKrueger13

    So this is what its like to watch one of my movies

  • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.hehn Dustin Hehn

    If i cover my mouth and talk in a low vice they will never know I’m talking to you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.hehn Dustin Hehn

    Check out my mad beat boxing skillz! We should take this on the road son!

  • Corpse-Licker

    You parents didn’t teach you how to smoke either.

  • schizophrenic-kyle

    Wicker man remake ends

    (man on right) “the bees, the bees!”

    NC: “stfu”

  • Deadamongmen

    This is your sequel to Ghostrider? Sorry man,don’t mean to laugh.

  • Deadamongmen

    Tim Burton was gonna make you wear that?

  • Deadamongmen

    Someone open a window please, someone is drivin angry all over this room.

  • xxxwolf666

    You know Nic, eau do toilette is not actually toilet water.

  • Alex Brookshire

    If you don’t stop laughing, I’m gonna make Wicker Man 2

  • Alex Brookshire

    Even stoners find Nic Cage acting hilarious

  • Alex Brookshire

    Everyone but Nic Cage gets the joke

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Joaquin: Hey Nick, check this out, I can do the beat box with my mouth. I should be a rapper.

    Nick: Shut up, Joaquin. I’m trying to watch Melrose.

  • Alex Brookshire

    I don’t see what’s so funny about bee helmets

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Joaquin: I told you this octomom porno was hilarious.

    Nick: He must go deeper.

  • MadJester

    Dude who farted? Sorta sounds like desperation and astroglide

  • MadJester

    let me try that again….

    Dude Who farted sorta SMELLS like desperation and astroglide.

  • Walsh79

    Cage: yeah, cover up that hair lip you no talent hack! ‘Im not there’ my ass!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Joaquin: Nick, have you seen my harmonica?

    Nick: You probably left it back in the 90s along with your acting career.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.heritage Brandon Wilson

    You sneeze on me, “fall out boy”, and i’ll make your life shorter then my role of WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE S.S.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.henry.543 Ryan Henry

    “Look if you’re gonna smoke then at least take a Nicholas Cage power hit”

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    HEADLINE: Nicolas Cages questions where his acting career is headed and Joaquin Phoenix rocks out with some air harmonica!

    • Skull-And-Crossbones

      correction*

      HEADLINE: Nicolas Cage sees where his acting career is headed and Joaquin Phoenix rocks out with some air harmonica!

      • Skull-And-Crossbones

        screwed it up again*

        HEADLINE: NICOLAS CAGE QUESTIONS WHERE HIS ACTING CAREER IS HEADED AND JOAQUIN PHOENIX ROCKS OUT WITH SOME AIR HARMONICA!

  • Dedneck

    Dude I loved you in Walk Hard… What? Why are you laughing?

  • http://www.facebook.com/tyler.r.rutherford Tyler Rutherford

    You think “A woman fuckin’ a horse” and you get there and… it’s a woman fucking a horse.

  • Eric

    You’re right.. these wigs really aren’t fooling anyone.

  • sixxer

    You never told me your film career is like watching one long snuff film! That’s even with counting 9MM!

  • flesheater24

    How it get burn, how it get burnnnneddddd!!!!!!!!

  • flesheater24

    lets fuck

  • Eville

    Joaquin Phoenix: “Hahahah I forgot how bad of an actor you are!”

    Nicholas Cage: “Thanks…but your career an’t looking so good either bubb.”

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Bet you can’t guess who’s career faded?

  • WolfQueen

    Wow, your movies ACTUALLY make me throw up in my mouth.

  • wobbiewiggum

    So that’s where our careers will be in ten years…

  • wobbiewiggum

    Nothing like reruns of Glee.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001169271530 David Phillips

    Not Cage: Oh…OH my god…

    CAge: Yeah…Should have told ya the Wicker man sucked…my bad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/buffyangel808 Ethan Steers

    HAHAHA YOUR HAIR!

  • FreddyKrueger13

    I’m so sorry I had no idea Drive Angry was that bad

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Wait…you actually liked “Wicker Man”? Man give me some of that shit you are smoking

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Now you can say you had sex with Nicholas Cage

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    And that my friend is why I can have millions of dollars and nearly go backrupt

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Had enough of watching my movies? Well too bad, next up Wicker Man and then bith Ghost Rider movies

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamdarby gnarlydarby92

    I can understand why you did this during Drive Angry…but Adaptation…really?

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamdarby gnarlydarby92

    You gotta believe me, this movie seemed much more emotional when I was on set.

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamdarby gnarlydarby92

    Dude, Relax! It’s only Hangover 2!

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.barber.587 Andrew Barber

    What’s that thing on your lip?

  • sharknoodles

    They should’ve cast me in John Carter

  • SelfishMan912

    i tried out this new bird call, and nicolas cage just sat right next to me.

  • Slaughter_Freak_Mike

    *watching a serbian film*

    Nicholas Cage: “I heard their was another snuff movie out there, so i decided to investigate it”

    Joaquin Phoenix: “Yeah, hey whats he going to do with that baby….OH MY GOD!”

  • Dutchess

    Watching The Rock

    “Man I really wish he did take pleasure in gutting that boy.”

  • J-SiN

    These bath salts will make you like any film, even yours.

  • restedbones

    “If you could measure my acting, what would it be?”

    “Only 8mm.”

  • restedbones

    “And then i asked her why she didn’t like you, and she said you’re only eight millimeters long!”

  • restedbones

    Wait, you mean it’s going to recede even more than this?

  • restedbones

    “Have you heard this new song by Miley Cyrus?” – NC

    “That’s Justin Bieber!” – JP

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.schwartzer Noah Schwartzer

    Sing about it all you want, but I’m the one who actually did fall through a ring of fire.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.schwartzer Noah Schwartzer

    …so you can imagine my embarrassment when I found out it was a completely different movie Polanski was making.

  • HardRocker

    Oh snap you’re on tv!

  • HardRocker

    *Makes duck call* Did I ever tell you I could actually speak duck?

  • HardRocker

    Keanu Reeves was actually playing me in The Matrix.

  • HardRocker

    *Watching Jackass* I never knew penis jokes could be used as a commentary on society.

  • HardRocker

    Dude do you think this Miss Cleo is legit?

  • HeavenSentCastiel

    Oh man… Those are the droids they’re looking for!

  • Benatar01

    “Oh dude, that’s rank!!!”

  • mav07

    Cage: “why is it called 2 girls 1 cup?”

    Joaquin: “OH MY GOD!”

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    “Wait..you’re wife left you to marry Michael Jackson? EWW”

    “yup……..

  • Trixxxster

    Well at least I’m not a hare-lipped stand in for my dead older brother.

  • DarkBearSlayer

    Ok, you proved your point. Honey badger really doesn’t care!

  • frankstark

    oh man i can’t believe you were in deadfall

  • frankstark

    nicolas: i was in the movie the knowing.
    joaquin: i was in the movie signs

  • frankstark

    joaquin: grow a beard it works
    nicolas: thats ok i’ve seen i’m still here

  • frankstark

    oh man what movie are we watching
    nicholas: we are watching trespass

  • frankstark

    don’t worry, your win an oscar again
    shut up

  • frankstark

    joaquin’s reaction to season of the witch

  • frankstark

    joaquin’s reaction to seeing nicolas cage being superman

  • frankstark

    joaquin watching the lost episode of dog the bounty hunter with nicolas in the episode

  • frankstark

    joaquin after watching seeking justice, nicolas not pleased

  • frankstark

    joaquin:so tell me how did what get burned again.
    nicolas: shut up

  • frankstark

    nicolas and joaquin after watching human centipede 2

  • frankstark

    nicolas and joaquin after watching the first human centipede

  • frankstark

    nicolas and joaquin after seeing magic mike

  • frankstark

    nicolas and joaquin after watching a serbian film

  • frankstark

    joaquin: did you see magic mike
    nicolas: YES

  • frankstark

    nicolas and joaquin watching two girls one cup

  • frankstark

    joaquin: do you want to watch a serbian film?
    nicolas: sure

  • frankstark

    nicolas and joaquin after watching the original cut of jennifer lynch’s hissss

  • rrpmpstck

    Did you fart, or is that your career I’m smelling.

  • gian1979

    I told you I had Enough…I cant take much more of Wicker Man!

  • Slacker2387

    Its not that I don’t love you, I just love you too much.

  • Dutchess

    *Covers face* “Yes Nick…you…are…a..good…actor?”

  • zombie4ever

    Man you play that harmonica with so much passion

  • zombie4ever

    Man that fart noise your making is pissing me off

  • Beezle2112

    See, I told you I copied your look from ‘Valley Girl’.

  • Beezle2112

    No, really, I think your character is believably in love with Cher.

  • Beezle2112

    Dude, you owe me $12.50 for watching that.

  • Ultrazilla

    Pew, Nick! Was that you or your acting?

  • sleeper14

    Let’s just hope our careers don’t end like this snuff film!!!

  • sleeper14

    A deep, intent stare. Shocking, hands to the face, disbelief. Franklin & Bash strike again.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Max: Haha, this is a found footage film? Don’t tell me it’s based on a true story too?

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Joaquin: Haha, your last 8 films were more brutal to watch then this snuff film.

    Nick: At least I’m still collecting paychecks instead of unemployment checks.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Max: Haha, this porno ain’t exactly up to snuff.

    Tom: That was a horrible pun, Max.

    • Skull-And-Crossbones

      *alternate version*

      Max: This porno ain’t exactly up to snuff.

      Tom: That was a horrible pun, Max.

  • CoreyJ

    No, no. I’m not laughing at all. I’m sure you’d make a GREAT Superman.

  • Ewpert

    Do you think the Academy regrets giving you that Oscar now?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mike.fightmaster Mike Fightmaster

    Okay, wait…so, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice was a real movie? Wow. I just thought you were screwing with me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mike.fightmaster Mike Fightmaster

    Holy shit! He had your face, and you had his face?!?! I wonder if he blew anyone with your face?

  • FahKauffBono

    “You know, I almost ruined a Tim Burton movie before Johnny Depp could?”

    “OHHH SHIT NIC CAGE, YOU CRAZY!”

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Dude, really it’s green when it comes out!

  • BornVillian

    I just met you and this is crazy. But I’m Nic Cage. So fuck me, maybe?

  • BornVillian

    Bro to Bro. Yes, my middle name is Kim.

  • BornVillian

    Nicolas Cage was fired from Fight Club after only his first take.

  • BornVillian

    A bear costume is my power animal

  • BornVillian

    Kim? So what? You’re middle name is Daisy.

  • BornVillian

    Time to talk about the Birds and Bees……Bees? NO! Not the Bees!!

  • TheGonzoJoint

    Remain calm. Make no eye contact with the schizophrenic Adam Lambert bloke sitting next to you at the bar.

  • Beezle2112

    Screw you! I’d give my left one just to work with Ridley Scott you a-hole.

  • Beezle2112

    Screw you! Your brother is still the better actor, and he’s dead.

  • chade

    Even Nik Cage can’t even enjoy watching his own movies.

  • chade

    Alright I get it my movies suck. Can we turn on something else now?

  • chade

    Please stop laughing adaptation was a serious role for me.

  • theMugwump

    Oh man, I thought his movies were bad

  • frankstark

    nicolas cage showing joaquin phoenix his future, joaquin is not pleased with the beard look

  • frankstark

    nicolas cage showing joaquin phoenix from the past about the movie I’m still here, this was his reaction

  • zombiegore85

    Why are you laughing??? Timeline was a great movie!!!

  • thalazy

    This is why you called me over here? You remade two girls one cup?

  • superneal74

    Gasp!! you’re right! Adrian Brody’s career is just as bad as yours post Oscar!

  • zombie4ever

    You know Joaquin your career has hit the skids when you are on Blooding Disgustings caption this

  • purplek

    This is a picture of Cage and a friend reading the comments of this post.

  • artjustin

    haha see, I told you that you played ghost rider

  • sleeper14

    There’s still hope for our careers……I hear they are making a third Machete.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Joaquin: This is me….failing at acting disgusted and shocked.

    Nick: This is me….acting the same way I do in all my movies.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Joaquin: Hey Nick, why do you wear leather jackets in all your movies?

    Nick: Happy Days

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Nick: Shut up, Joaquin. Leather jackets are still in style.

    Joaquin: Sit on it, Fonzi.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Nick: Why is his brain an egg?

    Joaquin: This is my acting on drugs.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Joaquin: Hey Nick, you know I could give you some good hair tips.

    Nick: Oh yeah? Where do you get yours? From the guy on Ancient Aliens?

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    (not part of the contest) i hope those count cause it’s still day 5 since the photo was posted.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Joaquin: Looking back, I can’t help but laugh at what happened to my career after I did that M. Night Shyamalan movie.

    Nick: He does ruin careers. Look at what happened to Mark Wahlberg.

  • youvegotredonyou

    Joaqin: OMG! I thought you were allergic to bees!?
    Nick: I am….it was payback for Sorcerer’s Apprentice.

  • youvegotredonyou

    Joaquin: Was screaming the alphabet really necessary??
    Nick: Bitch had it coming.

  • youvegotredonyou

    Nick: I’ve got my brooding stare down so I can play Edward in the Twilight reboot…
    Joaqin: OMG! Spaaarkles!!!!

  • bub4president2012

    Hahaha. And the best part ? They are giving Eva Mendes’s cleavage top billing over you !

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    “…and then she said, your friend’s toupee needs a toupee!” “BwaHaHaHa……..

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    “Phew…damn Nick! Did you have a shit sandwich for lunch?”

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    “I told you…I keep my pimp hand strong!”

  • bub4president2012

    Okay, stop me if you heard this one….Nicolas Cage walks into a bar………..

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ninjarobot Aaron Watson

    Nic: What’s that smell?
    JP: Wicker Man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ninjarobot Aaron Watson

    Nic: Are you sure it’s not “Justine” Bieber?

    JP: I’m about 80% sure

  • Nightvision

    smoking causes lung cancer.
    I’m inhaling with my left nostril and exhaling with my right

  • frankstark

    i told you to watch you mouth
    sorry nicolas

  • CDevil

    JP: Dude, Alan Rickman is AWESOME!

    NC: I would have been SO much better playing Snape…

  • Evan3

    “Be serious with me Nic, is your son REALLY named Kal-El Cage?”

  • thezombieepidemic

    JP: I’m Still Here deleted scenes!?
    NC: What are you doing to Casey Affleck?

  • CDevil

    JP: Ohmigod! HOW did you get to star with Travolta?

    NC: Well… kneepads WERE involved…

  • thedevilseject82

    this leaving las vegas movie is funny… when do the flying elvis’s come in?… wait you mean this is you doing a serious role??

  • artificial05

    The Wicker Man was so crappy I could smell it

  • milhouserules

    Kiss of Death. It’s not just a movie, it’s also a prophecy.

  • FreddyKrueger13

    I know we’re friends but your movies suck

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=877360088 Thomas Clark

    …And so there I was, naked; rolling around in honey…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=877360088 Thomas Clark

    “…Let’s just say they don’t want me back in Las Vegas.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=877360088 Thomas Clark

    “…Then the ratings came back…”

  • http://www.facebook.com/beefybalfe Darren Balfe

    BD: Dude i can’t believe they tricked
    us into doing that shit with each other…..

    NC: Stop man I’m the one who had to take
    All you had to do was clothes your eyes
    An think of some double Ds

  • DaveB2

    The First Ghost Rider Movie I made “Isn’t” THAT bad….

  • http://www.facebook.com/alejandro2009 Ale Sabag

    don’t laugh at my Knowing hairpiece, bitch!

  • eatsboogers

    OMG! This is the security footage from the Viper Room!!!

  • SuperKilla

    Cage : Wow, I suck Dude: Yeah you do.

  • Asconch

    Joaquin: You really thought there was a shark in that bag, huh?

    Nic: Yes, yes I did.

  • EvanDickson

    Thanks guys! Sorry for the delay – A winner will be announced tomorrow. Comic Con was keeping us busy!

  • mdell

    “was that a queef or a real fart?”

    “what do you think idiot, i can smell it from here”

  • Joush42

    stop laughing. it’s not funny that his career died after being in a disney film with me.

  • CurlyBurl

    Oh, man, did you forget to throw The Wicker Man out? That thing’s rotted right through.

  • VanceMelbourne

    YOU BIT MY FREAKIN NOSE OFF MAN!!
    Shhh… They’re playing ‘Desperado’.

  • JMza

    Dig these Beatbox skills!
    plbplb…Pist! Poo!!

  • but-sir-the-piranha

    who farted?

  • but-sir-the-piranha

    Joaquin, what couldn’t you just put the bunny back in the box?

  • morbidchich

    Dude, Seriously, it doesn’t smell that bad!

  • morbidchich

    This is about as funny as that waitress I split the lottery with.

  • morbidchich

    If I have to listen to you laugh one more time, I will pull out my own 8mm.

  • morbidchich

    If I have to see wolfboy without his shirt one more time, I am going to FREAKING go NUTS!!

  • Uncle-Spook

    Do I need to bring you to the viper room to OD? Or can you just do it here?

  • Uncle-Spook

    I know, Joaquin, in time you’ll come to accept the fact that you’re awful. I have.

  • Uncle-Spook

    You being a rapper, and I being ghost rider…let us ghost ride the whip. I’m incredibly hip like that.

  • Uncle-Spook

    Stop it. You’re never going to understand Adaptation.

  • Uncle-Spook

    Can you believe they didn’t cast me as superman?

  • Uncle-Spook

    And suddenly…Joaquin broke down in tears, having just realized he looked like an even gayer version of Jude Law.

  • Uncle-Spook

    Could this be any more boring? Let’s invite Kevin Spacey.

  • deandean1990

    They think that fake hair on your head is convincing? No really, I’m not laughing.

  • deandean1990

    Christ, it smells like ass in here! Did you fart!?

  • tangerinee

    duuuude, ‘ghost rider’ sucks!

  • tangerinee

    yeah, even I don’t understand how I’m famous.

  • tangerinee

    You are NOT the Father!