Heather Locklear To Play ‘Black Swan’ Mom In Sure-To-Be-Groundbreaking ‘Scary Movie 5′

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Malcolm Lee and Dimension’s Scary Movie 5 is up and filming in Atlanta, Georgia and now Heather Locklear (LAX) has joined the cast as “the mother of a young dancer in a role that is more than inspired by the nightmare mom Barbara Hershey played in ‘Black Swan’.

She joins Ashley Tisdale (“High School Musical”), Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, and Molly Shannon in the film.

The plot involves Three dancers — one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends — vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director.” The “reboot” will spoof Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and 127 Hours. There’s nothing like telling your jokes ahead of time in the synopsis.

The Wayans Brothers started the franchise for Dimension Films until David Zucker came over and wrote and directed Scary Movie 3 and 4. Zucker is co-writing and producing Scary Movie 5 for an April 19, 2013 release.

  • MakeThisAMovies

    I have no idea why but I’m intrigued by the things I keep hearing about this flick. I haven’t even watched one of these movies all the way through since the second one and the bits I saw of the others were absolutely terrible. I’m sure once a trailer pops up I’ll lose all interest.

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  • Zombie-Killa

    Heather Locklear? Such an odd choice…..

    I haven’t been able to get into this series after Scary Movie 2. Scary Movie 3 was mediocre at best, and #4 was a complete travesty. This franchise hasn’t produced a good film in years, and not having Anna Faris won’t help anything. The Scary Movie series needs to die, and truth be told, I’m quite surprised #5 isn’t receiving the straight-to-video treatment.

  • Evan3

    Sad news for Locklear, but damn if that isn’t a great HOT picture of her.